Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[The Dad]

Brock Purdy, SR
Xavier Hutchinson, SR
Tarique Milton, SR
Sean Foster, SR
Colin Newell, SR
Derek Schweiger, SR
Chase Allen, SR
Breece Hall, JR (is he dumb enough to come back?)

Zach Petersen, SR
Eyioma Uwazurike, SR
Mike Rose, SR
ORien Vance, SR
Jake Hummel, SR
Anthony Johnson, SR
Greg Eisworth, SR
Datrone Young, SR

They’re definitely losing a lot of players who are really good at losing to Iowa.

 

[douglasbader]

Brock Purdy, SR
Xavier Hutchinson, SR
Tarique Milton, SR
Sean Foster, SR
Colin Newell, SR
Derek Schweiger, SR
Chase Allen, SR
Breece Hall, JR (is he dumb enough to come back?)

Zach Petersen, SR
Eyioma Uwazurike, SR
Mike Rose, SR
ORien Vance, SR
Jake Hummel, SR
Anthony Johnson, SR
Greg Eisworth, SR
Datrone Young, SR

Don't forget the following as well....

Will McDonald - DL (RS JR) is likely to leave
Corey Dunn - PT (SR)
Connor Assalley - K (SR)
Andrew Mevis - KO (GR)
Cordariius Bailey - DL (SR)
Tucker Robertson - DT (RS SR)
Jaquan Amos - FS (GR)

They are decimated next year and don't have the talent you need to reload.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

No mention of future Mackey award winner charlie kolar?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Stu Beagle]

Assalley has been there for 17 years

 

[newsbreaker]

What happens in Vegas started in Ames.

 

[gable_guy]

The chlamydia outbreak?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

These fucks are in one the Meccas of fine dining and libations yet…..

 

[iowa4ever20]

Lady at work "So many people bought UNLV season tickets just to go to this game!"

LOL. There are over 1,000 lower bowl seats available for well below face value of a game at Kinnick. They realize UNLV sucks ass and there is no local demand for their games right?

 

[newsbreaker]

LOL. There are over 1,000 lower bowl seats available for well below face value of a game at Kinnick. They realize UNLV sucks ass and there is no local demand for their games right?

LOL. There are TONS of cheap tickets on Stubhub. You'll be able to walk in and sit in the lower bowl for $20 or less by game time.

They will be certain there were 50,000 of them there.

 

[KitKatApples]

Why do they make this shit up

 

[Greg Obrecht]

It’s too bad UNLV sucks. It would be fun to watch “50000” ISU fans walk out somberly before the start of the 4th quarter again.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Is it @26.2 that brags about his wife being a university bookstore model?

 

[Hawk4Life94]

This weekend is going to be the World Series of Social Media Cringe.

Holy fuck

 

[Wanderer]

They’re definitely losing a lot of players who are really good at losing to Iowa.

However, as the people I was tailgating with Saturday reminded me, the last three recruiting classes have been the best in Iowa State history, so this year is probably the worst team they'll have from this point forward.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Is it @26.2 that brags about his wife being a university bookstore model?

She got paid for her looks!

 

[Greg Obrecht]

However, as the people I was tailgating with Saturday reminded me, the last three recruiting classes have been the best in Iowa State history, so this year is probably the worst team they'll have from this point forward.

59, 46, and 55 for reference. That’s just swell.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

59, 46, and 55 for reference. That’s just swell.

That is solid recruiting for a mid-major.

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

Lady at work "So many people bought UNLV season tickets just to go to this game!"

I honestly know three people. If you wanted to sit in the lower deck it was actually cheaper. One guy I talked to was able to get $20 a piece for his tickets to their first game, so not a total loss.

 

[The Dad]

59, 46, and 55 for reference. That’s just swell.

Looks like Iowa basketball.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Well you would be correct that defense DID play a decent size role. If Hankins just lets Hutchinson go by that play probably goes the distance. Hankins was beat and he did what he had to do. We can all rub our hands on how a flag should have been thrown......and it should, but flag of no flag......Hankins did his job and prevented a huge play. A penalty is preferable to a huge play. That's defense. And this isn't a knock on Hankins because I am sure since college PI isn't the same as the NFL......they are schooled (like everyone else) to do just that if they are beat in the route. He did his job.

How did this become the narrative. Purdy woefully under threw his receiver. That was a pick 90% of the time.

 

[BVHawk95]

Imagine being such a shitty football team that your bookstore makes limited edition t-shirts for a road game against a historically awful MWC team.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Imagine being such a shitty football team that your bookstore makes limited edition t-shirts for a road game against a historically awful MWC team.

I’m surprised the didn’t rip off Desert Swarm.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

why the f would you buy that today if you weren't even going to said game?

 

[fossilhawk]

Jesus Christ.

I mean, modeling for the campus bookstore is a low bar, but you're telling me they can't find anyone more attractive on that campus than two future schoolmarms, a Harry Potter-wannabe philosophy major, and a high-functioning autist?

Jesus Christ.

 

[gable_guy]

That's population sampling right there

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Jesus Christ.

I mean, modeling for the campus bookstore is a low bar, but you're telling me they can't find anyone more attractive on that campus than two future schoolmarms, a Harry Potter-wannabe philosophy major, and a high-functioning autist?

Jesus Christ.

AKA ISU Book Store employees

 

[Skinny Skier]

Don't forget the following as well....

Will McDonald - DL (RS JR) is likely to leave
Corey Dunn - PT (SR)
Connor Assalley - K (SR)
Andrew Mevis - KO (GR)
Cordariius Bailey - DL (SR)
Tucker Robertson - DT (RS SR)
Jaquan Amos - FS (GR)

They are decimated next year and don't have the talent you need to reload.

What if they all return to beat Iowa

 

[Greg Obrecht]

8:30AM in Vegas….on the strip. Probably at least 10

Iowa State fans are EVERYWHERE. I just went for an hour long on walk on the strip. When you approach other humans, there is literally a 50/50 chance they’re wearing Cyclone gear. it’s nuts.

 

[BngHawk]

Is it nuts, though?

 

[The Dad]

8:30AM in Vegas….on the strip. Probably at least 10

It’s like being in the parking lot of the Ankeny HyVee! So cool!!

 

[Brad Wesley]

Must be a little person convention in town.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

It’s the atmosphere of a bowl game!

 

[brantshawks]

Is it @26.2 that brags about his wife being a university bookstore model?

That's like me bragging that I use to date the Union County fair queen.

What a tool.

 

[BngHawk]

If there is any justice in this world they will lose in excruciating fashion. That should not happen because UNLV is total shit. But come on, man. Some how. Some way.

Imagine the sadness as the fans waddle back to their seats at McDonalds to snag a Big Mac on the way out of town. It would crush them. The sadness inside those planes. Hooboy, I’m gonna spurt.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

It’s the atmosphere of a bowl game!

This post made me wonder about Iowa State bowl history, their record, and quality of those bowl games.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Who is watching the crops and feeding the livestock?

 

[newsbreaker]

8:30AM in Vegas….on the strip. Probably at least 10

Current, live view of the Strip:

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Holy fuck

If you squint just right it looks like 27-17

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Current, live view of the Strip:

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That’s how I remember Vegas at 8:30AM. A couple of joggers, a few old people, and the smell of piss and puke.

 

[Jim]

Current, live view of the Strip:

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Insane. Just like a bowl game!

 

[newsbreaker]

That camera scans around. There's a line at Denny's. That may well be Jack Trice West, and it wouldn't surprise.

 

[26.2]

That's like me bragging that I use to date the Union County fair queen.

What a tool.

I seem to be on your mind a lot considering you blocked me years ago.

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

That's like me bragging that I use to date the Union County fair queen.

What a tool.

On Ragbrai in like 1991 I made out with the Bremer County Pork Queen, and it is still a top-ten life achievement.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

That's like me bragging that I use to date the Union County fair queen.

What a tool.

Was it bigger than yours?

 

[wondergrape]

Current, live view of the Strip:

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That looks like my nightmares.

 

[The Dad]

This post made me wonder about Iowa State bowl history, their record, and quality of those bowl games.

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That fucking Fiesta Bowl will forever be a blight on humanity. Tarnished legacy.

 

[TH1974]

That’s how I remember Vegas at 8:30AM. A couple of joggers, a few old people, and the smell of piss and puke.

Wait, is it always Iowa State week in Vegas?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Are we renaming Allegiant Stadium “Jack Trice West”?

 

[KitKatApples]

That’s how I remember Vegas at 8:30AM. A couple of joggers, a few old people, and the smell of piss and puke.

You're welcome