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What the fuck is wrong with her neck?
Who the duck is mowing their lawn this afternoon
What the fuck is wrong with her neck?
Who the duck is mowing their lawn this afternoon
Print this shit in the register. Fuck. Yeah.The really thought they had us this time. All of the stuff before the 2020 season about Iowa players saying it was a RACIST!! program and firing Doyle and most of them thinking the whole staff would be fired and everyone would transfer.
Next they pull 9 wins out of their ass and the FIESTA!! bowl win and Top 8 ranking while Iowa had their last 2 games shut down by Covid.
Then the offseason where they win everything and end up as the AP #7 team and are totally stealing recruits from Iowa and they have the game at Trice and ESPN and Gameday might show up.....
Only instead of the dream season, it starts with the Big XII imploding and being relegated to a G5 level. Then Iowa starts the year beating the shit out of a ranked team while they struggle to beat an FCS team at home.
Finally they get Gameday and instead of a celebration of Ames and Iowa State, it is a 3 hour troll fest complete with Hawkeye superfan Ashton Kutcher showing up on a black and gold combine and Lee Corso putting on the Herky headgear. Follow that up with a ass whooping so bad their beloved Sugar Cubes pulled their "Heisman" QB and quit in the 3rd quarter. Then follow that with a loss at Baylor and Iowa ranked in the Top 5.
Lol. It's beautiful.
I'd like to have a quilt made with this on it.Print this shit in the register. Fuck. Yeah.
That’s awesome, and only one of the best stadiums, including the “receiving votes” section remains in the 12, so that’s fun.This is an old gem
Polling the Big 12: Which are the best and worst stadiums?
The Oklahoman's Jake Trotter polled 29 of the 38 players at Big 12 Media Days, including at least one from each school. These are their answers. Which stadium is the best place to play? Darrell K Roy…www.oklahoman.com
Quotable: "That was the first game I started in. At the time, I thought it was cool. Until I played in everyone else's stadium." — a Big 12 South offensive player, on Jack Trice Stadium
Quotable: II: "We went up there two years ago and it looks like a McDonald's, all red and yellow. It looks kind of funny." — a Big 12 North offensive player, on Jack Trice Stadium
No matter how many times I see that I can’t get over fucking hard he drilled the returner. Like, both of them lost their shoes kinda hard. So awesome.I mean otherwise, where are we going to find this material?
best part is he had signaled for a fair catch, and then the guy who drills him changes his direction to block Roberts which left him in the path to blow the guy upNo matter how many times I see that I can’t get over fucking hard he drilled the returner. Like, both of them lost their shoes kinda hard. So awesome.
I mean, I’m pretty sure Iowa was already getting utterly destroyed when Parker threw the ball forward while falling out of bounds before pointing at the ball to say “go get that, dumbasses.” That play turned a disappointing day into a comedy. The ISU play was in a 1-point game when the returning team theoretically could still win. And then a guy hits his teammate harder than Bob Sanders hit people in the days before targeting penalties and the game was lost. It’s so goddamn perfect.
best part is the entire play from beginning to end
those are some uniforms they could actually try to build an identity too, instead they go black and 8,000 different combinations. probably never wore those again.I mean otherwise, where are we going to find this material?
Assume this guy won some contest and his prize was to wear a uniform and stand on the sideline.This is the identity they’ve built.
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me in late AugustThe really thought they had us this time. All of the stuff before the 2020 season about Iowa players saying it was a RACIST!! program and firing Doyle and most of them thinking the whole staff would be fired and everyone would transfer.
Next they pull 9 wins out of their ass and the FIESTA!! bowl win and Top 8 ranking while Iowa had their last 2 games shut down by Covid.
Then the offseason where they win everything and end up as the AP #7 team and are totally stealing recruits from Iowa and they have the game at Trice and ESPN and Gameday might show up.....
Only instead of the dream season, it starts with the Big XII imploding and being relegated to a G5 level. Then Iowa starts the year beating the shit out of a ranked team while they struggle to beat an FCS team at home.
Finally they get Gameday and instead of a celebration of Ames and Iowa State, it is a 3 hour troll fest complete with Hawkeye superfan Ashton Kutcher showing up on a black and gold combine and Lee Corso putting on the Herky headgear. Follow that up with a ass whooping so bad their beloved Sugar Cubes pulled their "Heisman" QB and quit in the 3rd quarter. Then follow that with a loss at Baylor and Iowa ranked in the Top 5.
Lol. It's beautiful.
Not predicting victory on 9/11 but if ISU loses that game oh man will the meltdown be legendary- dream season ruined, no wins over Iowa since 2014 (and none for Chaka) continues, all while their ability to maintain a competitive program longterm is crumbling. They would lose it.
Make-a-wish foundation?Assume this guy won some contest and his prize was to wear a uniform and stand on the sideline.
Get excited....beat Kansas and be 3 and 2! Sell out and beat a team that never wins!
thanks, YuguslavianMountainHound
yeah, like getting bounced to FCSCouple bounces here or there and they're 4-0 apparently.
we are worried about teams getting up for us!That’s not even an exaggeration, those were basically his exact words.
Chris Williams said he thinks a lot of their issues have to do with teams getting more up to play them than they have in the past and are actually scheming to stop Iowa St now. He took it as a point of pride that Purdy said Baylor ran some blitzes against them they hadn’t seen on tape. They’ve arrived!
Pretty nice little September.I think he should repeat it hourly.
43 people (so far) loved my post. I'll repeat it every fucking day you fucking Mike Gundy dick sucking retarded ankle taping dipshit.How many times are you going to repeat this?
43 people (so far) loved my post. I'll repeat it every fucking day you fucking Mike Gundy dick sucking retarded ankle taping dipshit.
This is the identity they’ve built.
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How many likes did the other posts exactly like it get? I’m just trying to save you some keystrokes, my man. Stay angry.43 people (so far) loved my post. I'll repeat it every fucking day you fucking Mike Gundy dick sucking retarded ankle taping dipshit.
How many Heismans has Mitchell won by now?Time for football Caleb Grill?
did you know his parents were American gladiators?!?!!How many Heismans has Mitchell won by now?
Transferring back to isu to get that trophyHow many Heismans has Mitchell won by now?
Transferring back to isu to get that trophy
Yeah, maybe but what should expectations be when you're a couple plays from a conference title and a couple more, minus the Louisiana game, from the playoffs and you return almost everyone?
I don't, it automatically counts them so even a moron like you can tell if you happen to get some.Doug counts likes lol
It's recovered fumbles all over again. They think variance that breaks in their favor is skill.Will they ever understand that last year was a joke of a season?
Nope, and they spell out right there how dumb they are.Will they ever understand that last year was a joke of a season?
It’s not even exclusive to 2020’s bizarre circumstances. They did the same thing 2-3 years before when they fumbled like 12 times and lost just one.Will they ever understand that last year was a joke of a season?
Not @L. Wade Childress and his dipshit brother. They are sick of all this Iowa State bashing and want to hear less of it.I just want to go on record as feeling like Doug should post that rant, and others like it, at a minimum…once a week
26? This guy looks 40.
Not @L. Wade Childress and his dipshit brother. They are sick of all this Iowa State bashing and want to hear less of it.
But we only need bounces to go our way because of major coaching/management failures, like our huge series of special teams mistakes and offensive ineptitude. Those aren't issues of breaks or bounces going our way, but us making things more difficult for ourselves than they ought to be.
Hard to win Heismans as a 4th stringer at Temple.How many Heismans has Mitchell won by now?
That tweet cant be re-al!Time for football Caleb Grill?
*In which their coach quit.*Minus a 17 point home loss to a Sun Belt team.
People do forget that they quit in that game, too.*In which their coach quit.