Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

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I forgot that Iowa State won 5 of 6 one score games last year. They were some lucky mother fuckers.
 

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Iowa State having a good crowd for this was the most predictable thing ever. They do actually travel well, Ireland is the most accessible and cheapest American trip to Europe, a bunch of Iowans claim Irish heritage anyway, and there was a long time to prep/save as opposed to a bowl or tournament.
Will they travel as well to Jonesboro?
 

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Iowa State said they had to bring 2,500 pounds of snacks including 1,800 pounds of Gatorade to Ireland. Do they not fucking sell Gatorade in Ireland?
 

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Well, hope Phil Parker is watching, because as usual when you put any pressure on Rocco Becht he's not very good.
 

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That is about as bad of a pitch as you will ever see.
 

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Doug is a well known soccertard, so I can see why you thought that,
 

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Johnson looks like he’s throwing a wet watermelon.
 

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These teams look like they traveled 6000 miles and they weren’t very good when the left.
 

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Becht has his own logo like Tiger Woods. Fuck everything
 

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After little more than a quarter...

Brecht under no pressure = tons of completions and dimes for TD's.

Brecht under any pressure = 4 sacks, multiple fumbles and incompletions all over.
 

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After little more than a quarter...

Brecht under no pressure = tons of completions and dimes for TD's.

Brecht under any pressure = 4 sacks, multiple fumbles and incompletions all over.
“That’s football.”
 

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Keep going East/West. Good stuff.
 
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