Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Herky823]

His point falls apart completely when you consider that half of the 88k posts are @Monster defending and rooting for Iowa state when they aren’t playing Iowa.

 

[Silky Johnson]

My HALO subscription is worth every cent and then some.

 

[ivan_drago]

who is THE LEAKING LEAKER?

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[IowaWigman]

Bump for rdubbs.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

It never ceases to amaze me how many BB posters/twitter warriors/facebook furries can read without understanding.

 

[newsbreaker]

Brant Phillips is a smooth brain.

 

[cloudhawk]

Fuck Iowa State, btw....

No offense '98

 

[brantshawks]

A loser man with a faggy name.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

“10 years of bitching about the clones on a paid message board” is still a lot cheaper than conventional therapy.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Lee Beevers]

I am the paid football analyst of Hawkeyelounge.com

I receive oral favors from @6deuce and @KitKatApples quite regularly for my service.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

like, baked goods?

 

[HSP_Hawk]

like, baked goods?

That's usually left up to @6deuce and @KitKatApples whether they want to partake beforehand or not. Nevertheless, the goods are delivered.

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

Maybe - Wisconsin, Nebrantska and Minnesota have not done 1700 pages worth of stupid shit. Minnesota might have, but no one would notice.

 

[Lee Beevers]

like, baked goods?

Sometimes they’ll bring cookies or brownies with them.

 

[Wanderer]

This twitter post made me think of some of the highlights of this thread and how most of it is about the losers that surround the program. My top 5 people from memory.

5. The loser that wrote the book about the amazing season, complete with packing his own sandwiches, high fives, etc.
4. Pollard- his face on the logo about the future, Chizik coin, poking the bear, his performance and gear as he was on stage at their bowl game (complete with the REALLY fired up fan), the times his whiny ass called out fans/officials/etc. by calling Murph and Andy. Perfect face of the program.
3. CW- the fascinating twitter post before the Texas game about the "big game environment" and the Jacob Park stats, the condescending interview with the ND State fan, the made up stories, the list is long.
2. Jacob Park- brief but illustrious. The entrance video of him high fiving fans on the way into the game, the hype followed days later by dismissal from the team, his interviews. Stinky was at his best in the Park era.
1. Has to be Paul Rhoads- down on his knees begging five minutes into the season, the Kansas State meltdown, the animal cries, the hard hat, the motorcycle, where does it stop?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

A few other contenders:

1. Purdy’s transcendent pick sixes
2. Realignment schadenfreude
3. Blum’s ongoing vertical challenges and being in “over his head” as NIL leader
4:

 

[hawkeyealum]

This twitter post made me think of some of the highlights of this thread and how most of it is about the losers that surround the program. My top 5 people from memory.

5. The loser that wrote the book about the amazing season, complete with packing his own sandwiches, high fives, etc.
4. Pollard- his face on the logo about the future, Chizik coin, poking the bear, his performance and gear as he was on stage at their bowl game (complete with the REALLY fired up fan), the times his whiny ass called out fans/officials/etc. by calling Murph and Andy. Perfect face of the program.
3. CW- the fascinating twitter post before the Texas game about the "big game environment" and the Jacob Park stats, the condescending interview with the ND State fan, the made up stories, the list is long.
2. Jacob Park- brief but illustrious. The entrance video of him high fiving fans on the way into the game, the hype followed days later by dismissal from the team, his interviews. Stinky was at his best in the Park era.
1. Has to be Paul Rhoads- down on his knees begging five minutes into the season, the Kansas State meltdown, the animal cries, the hard hat, the motorcycle, where does it stop?

This needs to be in the response to that thread

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

The taking out his own punt returner gif is always one of my favourite cylights

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

I liked the recent incident where Campbell went out of his way to dignify the KSU AD's insult with a response.

"We don't care what colors we wear!"

Ok, wear red and yellow then.

"No."

 

[Pedro]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Thanksgiving leftovers

Brock Purdy whhhhaaat are you doing?!?!?

 

[CamelTones]

It sucks getting older. However, every couple of years i get new interns and the year they were born blows my mind every time. The best part is when you get one that’s a big Iowa fan and they were too young to know of the Kansas State meltdown with Paul Rhodes. Watching them react to the hilarity of it as Paul is high fiving guys on the sideline.

‘Hold on, my favorite part is coming up. They could have taken a knee.’

 

[Pedro]

My current interns were born in 2003 & 2004

I try not to think about how old that makes me.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

It's fucked up that there are adults with no living memory of 9/11

 

[Harbinger]

I still love this.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

My current interns were born in 2003 & 2004

I try not to think about how old that makes me.

Just so you know, the age of your interns does not affect your age

 

[Pedro]

Just so you know, the age of your interns does not affect your age

Just so you know, the intelligence of your posts directly demonstrates your competence.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Paid message board?

 

[The Dad]

Just so you know, the age of your interns does not affect your age

Settle down, Wooderson/Epstein.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Si Si Pedro

 

[Thrawn II]

It's fucked up that there are adults with no living memory of 9/11

I told our intern this summer that no one who wasn’t aware of 9-11 should ever be allowed to vote.

 

[CamelTones]

My current interns were born in 2003 & 2004

I try not to think about how old that makes me.

Correct. My current interns were born after Bob Sanders played his final game at Iowa.

 

[Kamala]

A couple of weeks ago on the Hawk Central podcast the cohost didn’t know who Drew Tate was

 

[douglasbader]

The incoming freshman class was born roughly in 2007. They were 2 years old when Ricky Stanzi said love it or leave it. They were 8 when Beathard threw a bomb for a TD and Howler balled like a baby after the Big Ten Championship Game. They were 12 when Nate Stanley was sneaking the ball up the ass of USC.

 

[TH1974]

The incoming freshman class was born roughly in 2007. They were 2 years old when Ricky Stanzi said love it or leave it. They were 8 when Beathard threw a bomb for a TD and Howler balled like a baby after the Big Ten Championship Game. They were 12 when Nate Stanley was sneaking the ball up the ass of USC.

HaLo will be older than next year's incoming class!

 

[Gushawk]

HaLo softball (RIP) would have been older than last year’s.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

The incoming freshman class was born roughly in 2007. They were 2 years old when Ricky Stanzi said love it or leave it. They were 8 when Beathard threw a bomb for a TD and Howlerp balled like a baby after the Big Ten Championship Game. They were 12 when Nate Stanley was sneaking the ball up the ass of USC.

Please stop

 

[jandj]

Correct. My current interns were born after Bob Sanders played his final game at Iowa.

damn, you’re old.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

My current interns were born in 2003 & 2004

I try not to think about how old that makes me.

Yeah, it sucks they're all younger than my kids. And not by a little.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

It's fucked up that there are adults with no living memory of 9/11

There are adults who weren't BORN yet on 9/11.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

The incoming freshman class was born roughly in 2007. They were 2 years old when Ricky Stanzi said love it or leave it. They were 8 when Beathard threw a bomb for a TD and Howler balled like a baby after the Big Ten Championship Game. They were 12 when Nate Stanley was sneaking the ball up the ass of USC.

Dammit Doug.

 

[ivan_drago]

There are adults who weren't BORN yet on 9/11.

Damn dude that’s wild I thought everyone aged 23 and under was dead

 

[KitKatApples]

No there's quite a few

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Lotta folks in here not understanding how time works.

 

[newsbreaker]

Is there a time zone where 9/11 hasn’t happened yet?

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Is there a time zone where 9/11 hasn’t happened yet?

Not sure.