Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Herbie2]

 

[Herbie2]

20-10

34-9

 

[Shawneemicks]

34-9

Don’t do this to yourself

 

[Pinehawk]

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That ISU hat is covered in Bugles.

 

[Pinehawk]

Either Bugles or street food gyro meat.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

You guys are making me hungry and hate them less, and I won’t have it

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Malickfan]

34-9

The Michigan score when Brad Banks was QB.

 

[TH1974]

He left out the Cylo.

 

[cloudhawk]

Ferentz should be choked to death if he loses to these fucking dorks ever again.

I'd be ok with a cursory beating for half the losses he's already had

 

[Herbie2]

The Michigan score when Brad Banks was QB.

Thanks, CID

 

[KitKatApples]

Brad Banks never beat Iowa state in his career either. Kirk can make up for this by hanging 80 on them this year

 

[Malickfan]

Brad Banks never beat Iowa state in his career either. Kirk can make up for this by hanging 80 on them this year

If Fred Russell hadn't gotten injured in that game.

 

[KitKatApples]

The fumble to start the second half swung all the momentum

 

[cloudhawk]

Didn't Banks hurt his thumb at end of first half that game

 

[Malickfan]

Didn't Banks hurt his thumb at end of first half that game

You might be right.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Ferentz should be choked to death if he loses to these fucking dorks ever again.

ohhhhhh dougie

 

[Kamala]

34-9

16-14

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

The Michigan score when Brad Banks was QB.

I still have some grass I snatched from the field that day. In hindsight, how was I not tackled, maced and arrested?

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

And what do capital projects of a university have to do with the athletics department failing soon? They can dredge a pond with government money while the athletics department is simultaneously sounding a death rattle.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

And what do capital projects of a university have to do with the athletics department failing soon? They can dredge a pond with government money while the athletics department is simultaneously sounding a death rattle.

It just does

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I can't name more than 1 player on Iowa state

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Mysterio]

I can't name more than 1 player on Iowa state

jalen reynor because they all think hes their best qb since purdy

 

[Wanderer]

He is relying on players from a team that finished 5-4 in the B12 to now be in the top 25? And pointing that out is somehow a disrespect?

 

[KitKatApples]

Raynor is a hell of an athlete but he does throw a lot of picks

 

[newsbreaker]

Maybe different uniforms will make them better.

 

[KitKatApples]

If that was the case they should be national champs by now

 

[The Full Monte]

PETERSON: Iowa State must honor Jamie Pollard, sooner than later - Cyclone Fanatic

Dec. 7, 2025 — Ames, Iowa: Iowa State athletics director Jamie Pollard speaks during the introductory press conference for new Cyclones football head coach Jimmy Rogers at the Stark Performance Center. (Photo by Jacqueline Cordova/Cyclone Fanatic) Envision John Walters hustling from Iowa State’s...

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[fuisu98]

PETERSON: Iowa State must honor Jamie Pollard, sooner than later - Cyclone Fanatic

Dec. 7, 2025 — Ames, Iowa: Iowa State athletics director Jamie Pollard speaks during the introductory press conference for new Cyclones football head coach Jimmy Rogers at the Stark Performance Center. (Photo by Jacqueline Cordova/Cyclone Fanatic) Envision John Walters hustling from Iowa State’s...

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How much did Pollard pay Pandy to write that hoping it would hit the register but the best Rabdy could offer was CyFan

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[newsbreaker]

They beat Iowa because of pure vibes.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Ive never wanted to beat them by 30 more than this season. Do what we did to Minnesota last year.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Saddle in for 20-10

 

[KitKatApples]

I know. I think Lester can do it but Kirk feels bad for them.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Saddle in for 20-10

"Saddle up" + "settle in" want of bee?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

six losses in the Big 12 but they win on the road against a ranked Big Ten team.

 

[mnHawk8]

The Athletic (Stewart Mandel) has an article today predicting the Big 12's final standings and they have the clowns dead last. Winning no conference games and 2 non conference games (they don't say which ones, but I can think we can assume).

Even with all the turnover, I'd still be shocked they don't win a single Conference game, but man, that wouldn't be a fun season (for them).

From the Article:
"It’s going to be a rough, rough season in Ames. There’s no sugarcoating it: Iowa State could be awful. Seemingly half the team followed Matt Campbell to Penn State after AD Jamie Pollard hired Washington State’s Jimmy Rogers, who brought a bunch of guys with him from a 6-6 Group of 6 team."

Link for those who can read it.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I was just told they're going to beat iowa, because.

 

[newsbreaker]

But those guys are in Ames now. That means they’re better.

 

[mnHawk8]

I was just told they're going to beat iowa, because.

Oh, it's not impossible that KF, KF's this game.

I don't see the Big10's predictions yet, but to be fair, I will put that in the Iowa thread when it comes out.

 

[Bovert]

The NCAA record for Made FGs in a Season is 31.

I’m putting a Full Season/13 game/ healthy Kyle Konrardy on alert for a shot at this.

I just don't sense a fall on your face season. It feels like the new Rogers staff is too competent to allow that outcome. 2-10 is less likely than 10-2.

Nobody in the national media is doing any research on this team. I'm not saying we're going to be 8-4, but it's clear that they are mostly looking at the outgoing coach and players and calling it a day.

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

Blaze Bryant was 5th choice?

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

As a kid I lived a couple blocks from Jim Criner's house. One year they beat Kansas the last game of the year to win a conference game. They had a party at his house with search lights and fireworks. I want that kind of year for them... but without the one conference win.

 

[newsbreaker]

A bunch of G5 guys from a 6-6 team move to the Big XII. They’ll probably be terrible.

But, also, a bunch of Big XII guys from a mediocre team moved to Penn State, and they’re ranked.

 

[Thrawn II]

A bunch of G5 guys from a 6-6 team move to the Big XII. They’ll probably be terrible.

But, also, a bunch of Big XII guys from a mediocre team moved to Penn State, and they’re ranked.

the Penn State thing is weird. They weren’t thst good last year! The same players change jerseys and become a top 20 team?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

And they probably go 10-2 because their schedule sucks

 

[kmurp]

the Penn State thing is weird. They weren’t thst good last year! The same players change jerseys and become a top 20 team?

Didn’t they have an unusually large number of injuries to starters?