Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[Fair and Balanced]

I don’t think so. It could have been such a simple, clean design with the @Monster logo behind each team’s logo and they completely fucked it up.

lol. “Hey, here’s a bunch of money to hide our logo behind yours”.

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[chafedHawk]

 

[champion_thedrinker]

they think they can be like the 2024 Indiana team that went to the college football playoff

 

[chafedHawk]

well yeah that's every year with those goons

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

lol. “Hey, here’s a bunch of money to hide our logo behind yours”.

They make $2 billion a year.

 

[Pedro Gomez]

Every mother fucking year

 

[Callisto]

 

[newsbreaker]

Did they take a practice ride to a practice stadium where they got their practice asses kicked?

 

[neshawk]

Did the players practice transferring to another college?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Are they practicing cytown next

 

[Bovert]

Also, one thing which are critical to do, believe it or not, are clicks on social media. If you see ISU stuff, click, "Like". Those clicks translate to advertising interest, beyond what the immediate poster benefactor is. Those clicks are ALL registered with 'Search Engines' and that data is sold, at great cost, to other sites to gauge advertising interest. Treat them like you're voting for Iowa State.

 

[LifelongHawk]

'Search Engines'

 

[Nigeria]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

And don’t forget to turn your TVs on to the game before you leave the house!

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Wanderer]

They have to be a parody account, right?

 

[HCPhawk]

Iowa has to replace their coach soon and that's bad. Unlike ISU, we had to replace our coach (and entire fucking roster) which is good.

Retards, all of them.

 

[newsbreaker]

I think Iowa will do better than a coach who won an FCS title with someone else’s players, and then went 6-6 in a G5 league.

 

[HCPhawk]

Also, when Iowa eventually does transition, everything will be planned out well in advance with clear succession in place to keep everything running smoothly.

ISU's transition was a fucking meteor falling on their heads.

 

[kmurp]

I think Iowa will do better than a coach who won an FCS title with someone else’s players, and then went 6-6 in a G5 league.

Hopefully, but Ferentz’ record at Maine wasn’t exactly overwhelming.

 

[Dr_Hawk]

Have they even considered that Jimmy might join the newly hired Iowa coaching staff at that point??? I would guess there would be a spot as the run game coordinator or a similar position. Assuming Jimmy wants to continue climbing the coaching ladder.

 

[Thrawn II]

Have they even considered that Jimmy might join the newly hired Iowa coaching staff at that point??? I would guess there would be a spot as the run game coordinator or a similar position. Assuming Jimmy wants to continue climbing the coaching ladder.

That’s stupid

 

[KitKatApples]

It would be funny

 

[KitKatApples]

Like not necessarily funny haha but fairly amusing

 

[Lee Beevers]

That’s stupid

Nothing mocking Iowa state for being a bunch of big gay retarded fags is ever stupid. I have reported your post for further review.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Our next coach will dominate them like KF should have

 

[Shawneemicks]

I don’t think anyone can convince me it won’t be Levar

 

[Lee Beevers]

Unfortunately for all of us that means there is a 0.0% chance it is Levar.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Levar Burton

 

[KitKatApples]

I think they might slightly overestimate how long Rogers will be there. If he wins five games he’ll bolt for the first mid level ACC job he can get

 

[HCPhawk]

Our next coach will dominate them like KF should have

This is a good point. KF's biggest criticism, by far, is his record vs ISU.

 

[Verbal]

I think they might slightly overestimate how long Rogers will be there. If he wins five games he’ll bolt for the first mid level ACC job he can get

Especially since he won't be reporting to his buddy Jamie after this year.

 

[neshawk]

Levar Burton

I don't think his roots are in Iowa, but he could be the next generation somewhere else.

 

[snips]

I don’t think anyone can convince me it won’t be Levar

him or wallace have to be at least 50% chance vs field

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[brantshawks]

That'll pay for the new cytown.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[BuffettHawk]

As if HALO needed new material.

 

[Verbal]

Skip the concession lines and bring your half-eaten chicken into the game.

 

[Truant]

A picked over, decomposing rotisserie chicken carcass is an apt representation of Iowa State’s 2026 roster.

 

[KitKatApples]

Who buys three rotisserie chickens at once?

 

[KitKatApples]

All Hail!

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I do love rotisserie chicken. NGL

 

[Shawneemicks]

Who buys three rotisserie chickens at once?

A couple of teenage boys easily go through one each so I’d say it’s fairly common

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

 

[KitKatApples]

A couple of teenage boys easily go through one each so I’d say it’s fairly common

Shawneemicks
Knows what teenage boys like

 

[Kerky]

Who buys three rotisserie chickens at once?

I always buy 2 at a time at Costco and freeze one. We use them primarily for a complement to dry kibble for our dogs. It's cheaper than even canned dog food.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

That deal with the rotisserie chickens prominently featuring Cy is kinda dark.