Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

11 of the 22 pedo state starts are ISU transfers iirc

Its too bad Psu’s schedule is criminally easy.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I could probably coach that team to 9 wins with that schedule

 

[Malickfan]

I could probably coach that team to 9 wins with that schedule

With your arms crossed?

 

[CUIHAWK]

I hope they lose every game and their program folds.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I hope they lose every game and their program folds.

Tough, but fair.

 

[newsbreaker]

SEMO is terrible, and there is almost no chance they lose today, but man would that be fun.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Any win by more than one possession will be proof that their roster is the best they've been in years

 

[newsbreaker]

Any win by more than one possession will be proof that their roster is the best they've been in years

They are going to convince themselves they’re much, much better than Iowa over the next 7 days.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Some of them already have

 

[Uff Da]

Some of them already have

Might the most naturally talented Iowa State team they have ever had

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Malickfan]

That's a shame.

 

[jandj]

Time for a Groupon.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Time for a Groupon.

You don't like hy vee rotisserie chicken?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Who needs a rotisserie chicken when you have Thanksgiving leftovers

 

[snips]

pocket sandwich sales taking a hit too

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Who needs a rotisserie chicken when you have Thanksgiving leftovers

You can't buy Thanksgiving leftovers and get free ISU football tickets. At least I think you can't!

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

Condescending smirks will be thrown at HyVee this morning…

 

[The Dad]

Condescending smirks will be thrown at HyVee this morning…

It will do nothing to diminish them retaining the moral cyhawk.

 

[Kerky]

It will do nothing to diminish them retaining the moral cyhawk.

I guarantee they feel a moral victory out of this game which is why I hate the series so much. The likelihood of any kind of beatdown in this series by Iowa is remote considering how Kirk approaches each season and most opponents.

 

[The Full Monte]

It will do nothing to diminish them retaining the moral cyhawk.

 

[Laplace]

Watching that replay of the ISU guy that pushed James's head down into the turf. He actually looks like he picks it up again and drives it in again a second time. Eff that guy

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Watching that replay of the ISU guy that pushed James's head down into the turf. He actually looks like he picks it up again and drives it in again a second time. Eff that guy

Yeah I’ve got some anti-ISU bias but I’m rewatching and can’t believe the after the play unsportsmanlike shit the refs let them get away with last night.

One example, I don’t think you’re allowed to walk up and get right up in a player’s face and taunt them like the guy who wasn’t even involved on that 3 and 15 pass that got tipped out of Vonnahme’s hands.

Countless times ISU players would just lean into an Iowa player with their shoulders as they were walking or running by after a play. Other than Nebrantska I can’t see think of another team being such trashy bitches.

 

[Creed]

I think that’s a good thing. Kirk fucking hates the yapping Nebrantska and Minnesota do and loves to get snarky while he fucks their asses. Maybe he will hate this new coach to that level.

 

[KitKatApples]

Be great if Rogers took a different job at the end of the year

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There’s no way this guy is staying in Ames longer than he has to

 

[Shawneemicks]

He’s exactly the kind of guy that’d stay in Ames a long time

 

[Shawneemicks]

Upper midwest
Small town
Weak conference with easy playoff access
Blue collar hard working fans

id say that’s who he is exactly

 

[The Dad]

He’s exactly the kind of guy that’d stay in Ames a long time

He already left his alma mater, which is in a town that is more Ames than Ames.

 

[Shawneemicks]

He already left his alma mater, which is in a town that is more Ames than Ames.

Over/under 5 years?
I’d say over

 

[Kerky]

He already left his alma mater, which is in a town that is more Ames than Ames.

Yep, easy to see that he sees this a stepping stone that he hopefully can use quickly before slipping into the water.

And to answer Shawnee, this is a critical season. If he can have some limited success and follow that up next year with a similar amount of success he will jump at the first opportunity, so 3 years or less unless he implodes which is of course possible as well.

 

[Shawneemicks]

This assumption that Iowas state is just going to like go away is weird & stupid

 

[The Dad]

Over/under 5 years?
I’d say over

I think 5 is probably a good guess.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Yep, easy to see that he sees this a stepping stone that he hopefully can use quickly before slipping into the water.

And to answer Shawnee, this is a critical season. If he can have some limited success and follow that up next year with a similar amount of success he will jump at the first opportunity, so 3 years or less unless he implodes which is of course possible as well.

And the AD that hired him is leaving less than a year after said hiring.

 

[Orestes]

Upper midwest
Small town
Weak conference with easy playoff access
Blue collar hard working fans

id say that’s who he is exactly

His pay this year is laughably low compared to P4 coaches and he works for an athletic department that will have less money going forward. I doubt he's here for long, regardless how yokel he may be at heart.

 

[Shawneemicks]

His pay this year is laughably low compared to P4 coaches and he works for an athletic department that will have less money going forward. I doubt he's here for long, regardless how yokel he may be at heart.

I’ll say 7 years

 

[Gushawk]

SIAA, but who was the ISU assistant coach in a sleeveless hoodie giving off strong meth addict vibes?

 

[eclone]

SIAA, but who was the ISU assistant coach in a sleeveless hoodie giving off strong meth addict vibes?

2026 Football Coaches - Iowa State Athletics

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I have no idea. But I'm gonna guess this one:


Watson!

 

[Gushawk]

That’s him!

 

[KitKatApples]

Over/under 5 years?
I’d say over

Under

 

[Gushawk]

I politely let him know how classy I thought he looked

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Is that @KitKatApples

 

[KitKatApples]

Bowed the fuck up

 

[Uff Da]

His pay this year is laughably low compared to P4 coaches and he works for an athletic department that will have less money going forward. I doubt he's here for long, regardless how yokel he may be at heart.

I don't think most people realize how much trouble Iowa State is in from a budget perspective. They have no money and are acting like they do. Guessing that is why Pollard is "retiring". He wants to leave as the hero Iowa State fans have proclaimed him to be before reality sets in. Reality will be setting in

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Bowed the fuck up

Red looks good on you

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Lee Beevers]

Bald people with beards like that disgust me.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Over/under 5 years?
I’d say over

if he can stay above .500 I could see him getting offered a job like Minnesota or Illinois when open.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I don't think most people realize how much trouble Iowa State is in from a budget perspective. They have no money and are acting like they do. Guessing that is why Pollard is "retiring". He wants to leave as the hero Iowa State fans have proclaimed him to be before reality sets in. Reality will be setting in

Not buying it. They’ll be fine.