Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[HerkyHopeful]

His health must have take a turn for the worse.

Couldn't have happened to a better person

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Does he think he plays/coaches in the actual games?

Who would know?

Who would care?

 

[Orestes]

Couldn't have happened to a better person

I'm not sure this is super cool. The guy is an asshole and I love any professional shit he takes, but that's no reason to take glee in the potential ill health of him or a loved one.

 

[The Dad]

I'm not sure this is super cool. The guy is an asshole and I love any professional shit he takes, but that's no reason to take glee in the potential ill health of him or a loved one.

I heard they’re renovating his office or something.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I'm not sure this is super cool. The guy is an asshole and I love any professional shit he takes, but that's no reason to take glee in the potential ill health of him or a loved one.

there’s nothing wrong with his health. They just ran out of patience with him.

 

[KitKatApples]

Too little too late

 

[Mountain Hawk]

His health must have take a turn for the worse.

Or someone told him it would soon if he stayed around.

 

[Verbal]

He’ll come back for the statue unveiling in Pollardville square.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Hawkmi]

His health must have take a turn for the worse.

I didn't realize halitosis could be terminal.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

That's my guess. I walked past him on Saturday on the sidelines (hey look at me!) and he didn't look any different. But something seemed a little off. I'm guessing either he or his wife have a declining health issue, because the way this is playing out is a little odd.

He’s off because he’s pissed he’s getting pushed out and sad knows everybody knows it.

 

[Uff Da]

He’s off because he’s pissed he’s getting pushed out and sad knows everybody knows it.

Doesn't make sense that "one of the best AD's" in the country would be retiring at a time when Iowa State needs him the most.
Hopefully, he is still going to be available to discuss the progress of Cy Town and if more bridges will be built.

Also, wonder if he will still enlighten the Big 10 and SEC on his take on college sports. He will be missed on those committees

 

[Bovert]

Pollard just wants to quietly walk away. He doesn't want or need to be celebrated, guys

Ive seen many people of retirement age just up and retire with little fanfare. Some people just want to be done and don't need to be celebrated. Not surprised Chris "I'm A Very Special Boy" Hassel doesn't understand that concept.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Cytown is his baby. Now he’s walking away before it even opens?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

That’s an ugly baby.

 

[BngHawk]

Cytown is his baby. Now he’s walking away before it even opens?

Haahahaahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahhahhahahhahahahaha

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m guessing that even cyclone fans know in their heart that cytown ever turning a profit is a pipe dream. There are plenty of commercial developments in far more high traffic areas that struggle, even when run by professionals.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

You mean renting an apartment that you can't live in is a bad investment

 

[Verbal]

 

[Floyd R]

The Penn State Cyclones are getting boat raced by NW tonight. Apparently, Campbell and his squad isn’t able to win 10 games with Iowa’s schedule.

 

[hawkeyealum]

Time for another players only meeting

 

[gable_guy]

Country roads, take me home….

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

What a break for WVU and then they completely fuck it up. Just go out of bounds and stop the clock.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

We got the wrong player from Adel.

At RB, he passed for more TDs than Rocco did this weekend.

Meanwhile, Doll's personal foul penalty is the only notable play he's made in his career.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

We got the wrong player from Adel.

At RB, he passed for more TDs than Rocco did this weekend.

Meanwhile, Doll's personal foul penalty is the only notable play he's made in his career.

That was a terrible call and a retarded play at the same time

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

That was a terrible call and a retarded play at the same time

Yes, he deserved for it to be called, but it never should've been called. Complete flop, but only abject retardation allowed for it to be possible to be called.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Yes, he deserved for it to be called, but it never should've been called. Complete flop, but only abject retardation allowed for it to be possible to be called.

FUCK

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Jesus Christ. Just go away.

A Final Message From Jamie Pollard - Iowa State Athletics

October 5, 2026

cyclones.com

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

All because he wouldn't sell beer....

What a rube....

 

[snips]

guessing he'll be weighing in w/ his opinion A LOT via various channels going forward...
doesn't seem the type to quietly enjoy his retirement

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Everyone who watched that should probably get tested for HIV.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Everyone who watched that should probably get tested for HIV.

why? Anyone that watched it likely already has it.

 

[KitKatApples]

Lol I can't stop laughing at the intro

 

[TH1974]

What a stupid jackass.

 

[Orestes]

Do you suppose they paid for the rights to that song?

 

[newsbreaker]

Jamie Pollard wants to be a girl. That’s what I took away from that.

Also, did he leave a picture of himself behind? And why is he stroking his door?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Jamie Pollard wants to be a girl. That’s what I took away from that.

Also, did he leave a picture of himself behind? And why is he stroking his door?

Find someone that loves you as much as Jamie Pollard loves Jamie Pollard.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I'm half shocked he didn't clip his phone onto his belt

 

[newsbreaker]

They don’t want him around while they’re interviewing. Dude was told to GTFO.

 

[TH1974]

How is he going to get the attention he craves when he's retired?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

They don’t want him around while they’re interviewing. Dude was told to GTFO.

I like how you can't tell what those flags spell out.

 

[Verbal]

How is he going to get the attention he craves when he's retired?

Welcome to the Pollardcast. I'm your host, Jamie Pollard.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Any “if elected I’ll do (x)” by an incumbent should require make any voter furious. Why didn’t you do it already, shithead?

Wut

 

[newsbreaker]

Wrong thread, obviously. Well, obvious to everyone except you.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

They don’t want him around while they’re interviewing. Dude was told to GTFO.

"Endowed".

 

[eclone]

Find someone that loves you as much as Jamie Pollard loves Jamie Pollard and the "I State logo".

The logo caress at the end was too much. Well the whole thing was cringey as fuck, but longingly caressing his stupid logo was the stupid cherry on top

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

How is he going to get the attention he craves when he's retired?

He'll get it because every press release from now until the end of time in which whomever the current AD is, they will be referred to as the "Jamie and Ellen Pollard Endowed Director of Athletics"

Or until someone in that administration wises up and just knocks that stupid shit off....

 

[KitKatApples]

They don’t want him around while they’re interviewing. Dude was told to GTFO.

Is this going to effect him building a statue of himself?

 

[TH1974]

The logo caress at the end was too much. Well the whole thing was cringey as fuck, but longingly caressing his stupid logo was the stupid cherry on top

That logo is so fucking awful, too.