Iowa State Football Bashing Thread

[The Full Monte]

Normal people, just like any other fanbase

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I’m not saying no to 3-9 and Roger’s fired.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Pollard got Rogers to pay his own Washington State buyout. Maybe the new guy can get him to pay his own Iowa State buyout.

 

[Wanderer]

Pollard got Rogers to pay his own Washington State buyout. Maybe the new guy can get him to pay his own Iowa State buyout.

lol forgot about that. That’s how you know you're hiring a big time coach.

 

[Thrawn II]

you forgot about it because it didn't happen

Iowa State releases details of agreement with new football coach Jimmy Rogers

Iowa State released details from its agreement with new football head coach Jimmy Rogers.

www.kcci.com

 

[Talkin' Goat]

“He (also) has a ($4 million) buyout, so he’s willing to have us — you know, we’re paying the buyout, so we’re taking it out of his compensation,” Pollard said.

Jamie Pollard: "Iowa State Athletic and Cyclone football are gonna be just fine"

https://cyclonefanatic.com/2025/12/jamie-pollard-iowa-state-athletics-and-cyclone-football-are-gonna-be-just-fine/

cyclonefanatic.com

 

[Thrawn II]

pay his own Washington State buyout

we’re paying the buyout

.

 

[Thrawn II]

there isn't any cap on coach salaries so it's just semantics for the overall cost of the hire but the words are right there

 

[Talkin' Goat]

LOL yes Iowa State technically paid the buyout. Then they took it out of Rogers’ pay since he didn’t have $4 million laying around. End result is Rogers essentially paying his own buyout and not Iowa State. If you want to call that a W for yourself then go nuts.

 

[douglasbader]

Lime just got fucking JUICED there, boyz.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[newsbreaker]

Big XII commissioner is leaving. That league is dead as fuck.

 

[BngHawk]

Jamie Pollard, big 12 commissioner, coming right up!

 

[newsbreaker]

An entire conference of strip malls!

 

[douglasbader]

An entire conference of strip malls!

Too late, it has been that for years!

 

[Bovert]

Jamie Pollard, big 12 commissioner, coming right up!

From your lips to cyfan's ears...

Pollard wouldn't be a bad interim commissioner if they need someone to fill the role while they search for a permanent replacement.

 

[Hawk24]

Is that his office number or the number donors it takes to pay the ISU AD's salary?

 

[brantshawks]

What an abortion of a sign.

 

[Laplace]

Cheesy as hell.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I think they're skimping on the Braille translation.

 

[Wanderer]

His first move as AD should be to change his title. My God, that would be an embarrassing business card to carry around.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

His first move as AD should be to change his title. My God, that would be an embarrassing business card to carry around.

Yeah, but it says he's "endowed", so . . . .

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There is absolutely no way they donated enough money to actually fully endow that position. It was just created a couple years ago so it’s not like the money has been sitting there growing for a long time.

that would have meant a $10mm donation assuming the position pays $500-600k per year and 7-8% annual return. Thats probably more than he’s made at ISU in his entire career total.

I’m guessing they threw in 100k and then he approved putting his name on it himself. What an arrogant goofball.

 

[FatNTired]

There is absolutely no way they donated enough money to actually fully endow that position. It was just created a couple years ago so it’s not like the money has been sitting there growing for a long time.

that would have meant a $10mm donation assuming the position pays $500-600k per year and 7-8% annual return. Thats probably more than he’s made at ISU in his entire career total.

I’m guessing they threw in 100k and then he approved putting his name on it himself. What an arrogant goofball.

You sure? And I want to puke, but they likely announced the gift without the 5% (or perhaps 4% depending on policy) to recognize ADJP. To my memory it’s the only endowed position in that decrepit department, but announcing it before accrual isn’t outrageous.

/puking ensues for defending ADJP

 

[L. Wade Childress]

No I’m not sure. I just know how much was put up front for Iowa’s and it’s unlikely an AD can afford it.

 

[gable_guy]

Jack trice attendance. Woof

 

[TH1974]

Jack trice attendance. Woof

Harvest season.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Harvest season.

harvesting, reaping, same thing

 

[Wanderer]

 

[Laplace]

Lol

 

[Malickfan]

His nose is getting bigger. He looks terrible.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

That hat is really stupid.

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[Malickfan]

It's their Super Bowl.

 

[Bovert]

About 98% of their fanbase thinks a win over "ranked" Okie State proves the Big 12 is tough top to bottom while an Iowa win over "ranked" Wisky proves the Big 10 is weak top to bottom

 

[ISUFan98]

About 98% of their fanbase thinks a win over "ranked" Okie State proves the Big 12 is tough top to bottom while an Iowa win over "ranked" Wisky proves the Big 10 is weak top to bottom

No one I know thinks that.

 

[Wanderer]

LOL that going to Seattle and beating Washington or piss pounding Wisconsin are inferior to beating Iowa State.

 

[Wanderer]

No one I know thinks that.

Look at the fancy fuck 2%er.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

LOL that going to Seattle and beating Washington or piss pounding Wisconsin are inferior to beating Iowa State.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Stumbled across this just now. Tommy appears to need some help.

https://polkinmates.polkcountyiowa.gov/Inmates/Detail/Q2ZESjhERzdjMGFraVJwQnRpVGlvRV9FcV9FM3VkVEpiTGhwanE4YVM2MC1YZ1lJd2Y5U1Q4ZmF1M0tqNVlPc0oxRG4tU2VJaGdJSEtBUFdvUF84SXlHUVFwSjVNVk85Tzh6QzVmTm93bDY4cjkydlF0TmlvYlRoN1A2RHlwVU9HR2hrR3c

 

[KitKatApples]

Rough

 

[Hawk&Balls]

How is he still employed

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

5’7, 270? Vile.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

How is he still employed

Because the Register's been dogshit for decades?

 

[newsbreaker]

A month or so ago, he tweeted he’d been in and out of the hospital and was getting divorced, so he was begging strangers online for money.

That dude isn’t meant for this world, I fear.

 

[26.2]

5’7, 270? Vile.

Sounds like the average Iowa male resident dimensions to me.

 

[douglasbader]

Too much hair to be pipe daddy.