**Iowa vs. Iowa State Basketball - 12/12/19 - 7pm - ESPN2**

ivan_drago

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I’m floored he wasn’t fired immediately after you know, he said he was going to club a recruit in the knee on the sideline during his job as a sideline reporter:

 

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Hahahahahahahahaha. Not in Dan's world.

To be fair, smacking your wife around is something that happened in Dan McCarneys world so maybe not the best barometer for socially acceptable behavior.
 

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I’m floored he wasn’t fired immediately after you know, he said he was going to club a recruit in the knee on the sideline during his job as a sideline reporter:

God DAMMIT he’s such a bitch. I want to fight him.
 
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In his defense, ISU had a deal with Russell Athletic when he was playing so he probably doesn’t know how shoe deals work.
 

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Lol. Had to get one last shot in. This is the kind of thing you expect out of someone who took a very small accomplishment and turned it into an even smaller one.
 

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Lol. Had to get one last shot in. This is the kind of thing you expect out of someone who took a very small accomplishment and turned it into an even smaller one.
3rd team All American.
 

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He clearly is miserable. Dissatisfied with his job (I was working a 14+ hour day) and wife as well.
 
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CF is pretty amusing. So much cognitive dissonance. Iowa destroys them at home and somehow the take away is that Iowa is ISU's 'little brother.' It makes no sense on any level. I can't even think of a good comp. It'd be like Mets fans calling Yankees fans 'little brother.'
It is a cult. This is a result of people reading and tolerating Williams and Pandy, and not reading or listening to national coverage. They start to lose any sense of reality. Their AD is a bullshit barker too. They are Nebrantska Jr.
But what's the carrot here? Most cults promise some great reward for devotion. Near as I can tell, these idiots have hitched their wagon to a marginal school for no reason other than it's the 'only game in town.' Seems like the retardation is strongest in the DSM area. I know a handful of ISU alumni that live in/around Evanston and most of them are fairly normal.

I don’t really have to explain the appeal of tribalism these days do I?

for many of them, this is the first time they “belong.”
 

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Nearly 1 week ago today, a bunch of unathletic dorky white nerds strolled into Hilton Coliseum and violently sodomized Coach Steve Prohm and every member of the Iowa State Men's Basketball Team.

In their asses.
 

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Nearly 1 week ago today, a bunch of unathletic dorky white nerds strolled into Hilton Coliseum and violently sodomized Coach Steve Prohm and every member of the Iowa State Men's Basketball Team.

In their asses.
buzz aldrin invented astroglide for exact situations like this
 

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There's no way that Tyrese Haliburton hasn't trained his ass to self lubricate.
 
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