Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz (Kirk's back in the fight, boyz!!)

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Soda Popinski]

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

 

[Soda Popinski]

@Northside Ray Ray !!!

 

[Soda Popinski]

Are they going to announce it? Or keep it a secret like a bunch of retards?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Bri literally said a year ago he couldn’t look his kids in the eyes if he quit

im guessing they moved out months ago due to embarrassment

 

[hawkeyealum]

Didn’t he allegedly have an NFL job lined up last year

 

[TH1974]

Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz to Michigan. Players have been notified.

 

[HiG 2.0]

No last year it was that an insider assured us that Brian was joining the Patriots staff and planning to move on after the 2022 season.

 

[Revolver]

I bet a certain someone could do a nice song about this

I thought you’d never ask.

Aerosmith - Cryin’

There was a time
Was way back when Beathard started
Greg was OC and I coached the line.
The tables have turned, yeah
'Cause Greg and Ken had departed
That kind of trust, the nepotistic kind

So listen
All I want is someone who knows on 3rd and 6
I know all I need to know that you’ll run short of the sticks

I was Brian when I met you
I’m not trying to impress you.
We won 10 games with Spencer P.
I was Brian when Greg left you
Now cuz Brian, you hate Kirk too
We’ll still end up in Indy.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

7/10, highly recommend

 

[douglasbader]

Fuck anyone that doubts me, you're going to look really STUPID this week.

If I'm wrong, I'll let you suck my cock.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[KitKatApples]

Fuck anyone that doubts me, you're going to look really STUPID this week.

If I'm wrong, I'll let you suck my cock.

@ChrisMWilliams

 

[HiG 2.0]

I don’t doubt you Doug. But if you end up being wrong I’m going with Mikey murdering in your pool over sucking your cock.

 

[snips]

If I'm wrong, I'll let you suck my cock.

 

[The Tin Man]

Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz resigned tonight. Effective as of the end of the year, but it's done. Too big for the season thread, so celebrate here.

 

[Alan Lomax]

I triple confirmed it. It's done. No bullshit. I wouldn't joke about this. Halo EXCLUSIVE.

You're welcome.

Oh, this year you triple checked, as opposed to last year when you said he was gone you must have just double checked. Fool me once Douglas…won’t get fooled again.

 

[douglasbader]

Oh, this year you triple checked, as opposed to last year when you said he was gone you must have just double checked. Fool me once Douglas…won’t get fooled again.

Fuck you. I bring you and the rest of the board a HALO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!! and all you can do is whine like a fucking bitch and talk shit?

Going to have fun PWNING you shortly. Eat shit you fucking loser.

 

[Herbie2]

How is it a HALO exclusive when someone posted it on Kakert's site hours before?

 

[Harlan]

Fuck anyone that doubts me, you're going to look really STUPID this week.

If I'm wrong, I'll let you suck my cock.

Can you make a list of exactly who is doubting you, so this doesn’t turn into an everybody was doubting you sitch? TIA!

 

[douglasbader]

How is it a HALO exclusive when someone posted it on Kakert's site hours before?

I don't know, Legend, I am not a douche that pays for Kakert's lair like you do it appears you fucking LOSER.

 

[douglasbader]

Can you make a list of exactly who is doubting you, so this doesn’t turn into an everybody was doubting you sitch? TIA!

You are first on the list, how bout that, cocksmoker?

 

[Alan Lomax]

Fuck you. I bring you and the rest of the board a HALO EXCLUSIVE!!!!!!!! and all you can do is whine like a fucking bitch and talk shit?

Going to have fun PWNING you shortly. Eat shit you fucking loser.

Oh boy, have you predicted the most painfully obvious necessary thing? Every day Brian doesn’t resign is a fucking miracle. Imagine shitting on your dad’s legacy THIS fucking bad? Think about that for five seconds. Woof

 

[douglasbader]

Oh boy, have you predicted the most painfully obvious necessary thing? Every day Brian doesn’t resign is a fucking miracle. Imagine shitting on your dad’s legacy THIS fucking bad? Think about that for five seconds. Woof

Who are you again?

 

[Harlan]

You are first on the list, how bout that, cocksmoker?

No, I’m not doubting you, please. You’re nice. You’re smart.

 

[douglasbader]

No, I’m not doubting you, please. You’re nice. You’re smart.

You're on the list, right at the top next to Herbie Legend.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

How is it a HALO exclusive when someone posted it on Kakert's site hours before?

because doug is the one who posted it on TOS

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Not only do I pay for kakerts site, but last month I noticed that I was paying for two subs each month.

 

[douglasbader]

because doug is the one who posted it on TOS

Shhhhhhhh......

 

[KitKatApples]

Also if Doug is being murdered it needs to be away from the pool. RESPECT the Gunite god damn it!

 

[douglasbader]

How is it a HALO exclusive when someone posted it on Kakert's site hours before?

Can you make a list of exactly who is doubting you, so this doesn’t turn into an everybody was doubting you sitch? TIA!

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Northside Ray Ray]

I will fucking hunt you down and kill you if this is not true @douglasbader

I’m certain I am not alone on this.

 

[brantshawks]

"You actually believed me!?!? lolz"


-doug hours from now

 

[Kamala]

@mods, please ban @douglasbader until an official announcement is made by the UofI that Brian has resigned

 

[The Dad]

"You actually believed me!?!? lolz"


-doug hours from now

I’ve already told my friends and family as well as blasting it across numerous group texts. If he fucks me on this, I’m going to ruin his credit rating.

 

[douglasbader]

"You actually believed me!?!? lolz"


-doug hours from now

Fuck you.

 

[Geese]

If I'm wrong, I'll let you suck my cock.

AZ is torn on what he wants to happen now

 

[douglasbader]

@mods, please ban @douglasbader until an official announcement is made by the UofI that Brian has resigned

Fuck you too, tremendous pussy.

 

[douglasbader]

I will fucking hunt you down and kill you if this is not true @douglasbader

I’m certain I am not alone on this.

It's true.

 

[brantshawks]

Will this be announced within 24 hours, Douglas?

 

[Debit One]

I will fucking hunt you down and kill you if this is not true @douglasbader

I’m certain I am not alone on this.

I am counting on you to order the Code Red if Doug is incorrect.

 

[Herky823]

AZ is torn on what he wants to happen now

“Man I wish this was The Criminal”
AZ, probably

 

[douglasbader]

I'm going to drag my nuts all over the fucking LOSERS in this thread when it comes out in short order. Gonna be fun, boyz.

 

[Kamala]

Will this be announced within 24 hours, Douglas?

Believe me or don't on this, will cum out tomorrow in the Iowa media.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[douglasbader]

@Kamala is going to be the very first one nuts get dragged on, he's one of the biggest bitches on this board.

 

[brantshawks]

@Kamala is going to be the very first one nuts get dragged on, he's one of the biggest bitches on this board.

We'll see if his title has been taken after the next 16 hours and 45 minutes

 

[Soda Popinski]

Halo is long, Boyz

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I don't think there was any way possible that he could come back next year. It obviously happened a year too late.

Half empty stadium, the ones who are there are booing. Even worse offensive recruits. Every single offensive player transferring.

Hopefully, the vast majority of the offensive staff, but especially the OL guru, also quit in shame.