Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz (Kirk's back in the fight, boyz!!)

[Soda Popinski]

She basically said "I shouldn't have to be the one making this decision and I don't want to, but you fucking retards aren't going to do it so I have to because it's the obvious thing to do." lmao

Kirk is pouting in his office right now.

 

[douglasbader]

There are two remaining scenarios here.... Kirk is furious and will retire at the end of the year over this OR he is secretly happy she did what he couldn't do as a father and will stay and coach another few years.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

If Brian, Kirk's son, had any pride (he doesn't), he would've told her that he would leave immediately.

 

[douglasbader]

Wow. New sheriff in town, and she doesn’t answer to Kirk.

Garta worked for Kurt.

Beth don't work for Kurt!!

 

[DonJMiller]

Beth has a big ole hog. Bigger than Gary, that spineless fuck!

 

[Lee Beevers]

Beth: Brian, you’re a big fat retard and you suck tremendously as a coach. Get the fuck out.

 

[MisterFalcon]

There are two remaining scenarios here.... Kirk is furious and will retire at the end of the year over this OR he is secretly happy she did what he couldn't do as a father and will stay and coach another few years.

I don't want Kirk hiring the replacement.

 

[Soda Popinski]

So satisfiying.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I mean, holy fucking shit the balls on ol' Beth. It's VERY clear that this decision wasn't Brian's and very likely wasn't Kirk's, but regardless she was making it and it is happening if they like it or not.

Give her the Medal of Honor.

Presidential medal of freedom

 

[newsbreaker]

 

[gable_guy]

I guess the good thing is with a lame duck, apathetic OC it’s not like we can go any lower

 

[Uli Kunkel]

It was his job to address the obvious deficiency/situation, not "take the high road"

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I hope that all the offensive players are going up to Brian and laughing/pointing at him while calling him a fucking meat-headed retard who wasted what could've been the best years of their life.

I hope all the defensive players are beating him with pillowcases full of pop cans while others pee on him.

 

[thrawn]

Bit weird to have a coordinator you’ve already fired finish out the season but at least we can stop with the 325 updates.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Brian should have never been brought back, but none of the 3 men involved had the brains or courage to do it. Garta, Kurt and Brian all just punted on it with the worst solution ever thought up.

It took a woman, an interim AD, to finally tell the fat retard to get the fuck out. She did what they refused to do.

Maybe that's what they meant by Punting is Winning

 

[Geese]

Holy shit finally

I'm gonna space whack the rest of the day

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There are two remaining scenarios here.... Kirk is furious and will retire at the end of the year over this OR he is secretly happy she did what he couldn't do as a father and will stay and coach another few years.

thanks for narrowing that down.

 

[snips]

boyz, i think we got a real AD now.......

 

[Lee Beevers]

There are two remaining scenarios here.... Kirk is furious and will retire at the end of the year over this OR he is secretly happy she did what he couldn't do as a father and will stay and coach another few years.

Given that you have stated all scenarios I believe you will be both RATT and right regardless of how it plays out. I guess the dark horse is if Kirk is Jack Mccaffery’s second victim.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Beth should fix the Noah Shannon situation while she's working.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

She Goetz it

 

[Lee Beevers]

Also this does pretty clearly illustrate how big of a cuck Gary Farta was.

 

[BillyBob]

Beth has the biggest cock in town, boyz.

 

[BngHawk]

May the boos be aggressive for the rest of his lame duck season as the rape of offense continues. Fuck Brian. GTFO.

 

[gable_guy]

What's the benefit of announcing today and not in a month, at the end of regular season?

 

[Verbal]

Brian can't coach this weekend. How can he possibly do anything but leave immediately? Playing out the string makes no sense.

 

[rodg12]

What's the benefit of announcing today and not in a month, at the end of regular season?

No more talk of 325?

I really don’t know unless someone else is calling plays.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

What's the benefit of announcing today and not in a month, at the end of regular season?

Probably so NIL can do their job and sell the future.

 

[Lee Beevers]

What's the benefit of announcing today and not in a month, at the end of regular season?

Iowa will be humiliated less frequently by the national media for the remainder of the season

 

[Hawk24]

What's the benefit of announcing today and not in a month, at the end of regular season?

Head start on the hiring process. Gives a heads-up to any interested candidates that the job is open.

 

[Stu Beagle]

What's the benefit of announcing today and not in a month, at the end of regular season?

Because it makes me happy

 

[Brownzy]

What's the benefit of announcing today and not in a month, at the end of regular season?

Could you imagine going on the recruiting trail right now? This helps…

 

[Verbal]

Iowa will be humiliated less frequently by the national media for the remainder of the season

Every broadcast crew is going to show Brian ten times a game and remind the viewers that he has already been fired.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

If that is his goal then he should already be out the door.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Every broadcast crew is going to show Brian ten times a game and remind the viewers that he has already been fired.

Oh.

 

[MikeyJoe]

"I informed him" is the money shot.

 

[douglasbader]

What a weirdo statement. He's trying to be defiant.

Wait until Brian is calling the same stupid plays and they are in a close game or losing to Illinois or Rutgers at home and it gets really really ugly for everyone involved.

 

[rodg12]

Who could fill the role?
Kirk Ferentz rarely strays outside his comfort zone for hiring assistants, so current senior offensive analyst Jon Budmayr is a likely candidate. Also, an on-staff sleeper is running backs coach Ladell Betts, who is considered a bright offensive mind.

Outside Hawkeyeland, the shoot-for-the-moon candidate is Washington offensive coordinator Ryan Grubb, who grew up in Iowa and played college football at Division III Buena Vista in northwest Iowa.

 

[rodg12]

 

[The Full Monte]

0% chance. They are going with a real hire for OC and he won't be considered.

Ha! Well....this does tell me this wasn't exactly Kirk's decision and explains why he's probably pissed.

 

[WizardHawk]

Believe an immediate firing would have been more appropriate, but this is at least something positive.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

What a weirdo statement. He's trying to be defiant.

Wait until Brian is calling the same stupid plays and they are in a close game or losing to Illinois or Rutgers at home and it gets really really ugly for everyone involved.

This is what will make KF quit, lashing out at the fans on his way out the door.

 

[BluesHawk]

Seriously, who gets fired and then hangs around for a while? Have some pride and GTFO.

 

[Verbal]

Brian should be giving Kirk a hug this afternoon and heading for a nice resort somwhere. Instead, he's probably eating Jimmy John's at the office and talking to a bewildered Deacon Hill like everything is normal.

 

[TVan]

Imagine trying to recruit right now without letting the world know that BF is officially gone. They talk about how the offense will have a new look and all this BS. They tried that last year and ended up with a dude with a broken leg and fat ass for QB transfers.

 

[The Full Monte]

I’m told the Swarm, and in particular a small group of bigger donors, definitely had a hand in this. Not saying that’s good or bad, but it is what it is.

Hmmmm.....where have I heard something similar before.....

 

[newsbreaker]

He just got his kid’s career executed. It that doesn’t get through to him, it’s past time to retire.

 

[nolookpass]

Brian should be giving Kirk a hug this afternoon and heading for a nice resort somwhere. Instead, he's probably eating Jimmy John's at the office and talking to a bewildered Deacon Hill like everything is normal.

What's the upside?

 

[OlePeep]

Dude, fucking quit. Have some pride for fuck's sake. this is idiotic.

edit: scooped but leaving it

 

[BluesHawk]

Brian should be giving Kirk a hug this afternoon and heading for a nice resort somwhere. Instead, he's probably eating Jimmy John's at the office and talking to a bewildered Deacon Hill like everything is normal.

Speaking of, can Beth fire Deacon too?