**Lipscomb vs. Iowa Basketball - 11/3 - 7pm - BTN**

[douglasbader]

"Hey, we couldn't rebound last year and need to get bigger. Let me play my midget son significant minutes!"

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Again, going to give him the benefit of the doubt for a bit. But it's actually impossible to be unbiased in these situations, and this is just stupid.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

There is zero reason to play lil lick in this game unless he's planning to play him in important games

i hate to tell you but

 

[L. Wade Childress]

"Hey, we couldn't rebound last year and need to get bigger. Let me play my midget son significant minutes!"

things could have been different had we landed a highly recruited 6-8 athletic wing.

 

[CleteyColgate]

There is zero reason to play lil lick in this game unless he's planning to play him in important games

Iowa has increased their lead with him on the court, so I can't help you.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

He’s gonna be a perfectly fine back up PG. let’s go?

 

[TurdBurgler]

Backup PG that will get 6th man minutes this year as a freshman. Damn it.

 

[douglasbader]

He’s gonna be a perfectly fine back up PG. let’s go?

Even you don't actually believe this.

 

[douglasbader]

Also, the defensive rebounding has been bad so far, against Lipscomb.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He’s gonna be a perfectly fine back up PG. let’s go?

he can’t dribble with his left hand. He’s not a point guard.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Coon is electric

 

[douglasbader]

Aaron White lob from the weakside corner is BACK, baby!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

he can’t dribble with his left hand. He’s not a point guard.

Yes he can. I’ve seen him do it.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Even you don't actually believe this.

It's still horrible competition, but he still looks fine enough.

 

[douglasbader]

It's still horrible competition, but he still looks fine enough.

Even you don't believe this.

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa appears to suck at the line still.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Combs can’t even get it up the floor

 

[douglasbader]

Yeah, this team sucks.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Fucking brutal

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Yeah keep shooting!

 

[Bonner]

Lil Ben has played way too much this first half.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Even you don't actually believe this.

Ok I don’t love him playing but who are your guards if he doesn’t play

 

[gohawkeyes811]

LOL at anyone thinking this is fine playing McCollum.

 

[TurdBurgler]

How much for simpkins. Lil Ben is poop .

 

[Shawneemicks]

Uuuggggly

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Who would have thought you needed to replace an nba pg who handled the ball all game?

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Ok I don’t love him playing but who are your guards if he doesn’t play

Yeah, isn't that the entire point?

 

[douglasbader]

Ok I don’t love him playing but who are your guards if he doesn’t play

Holy shit dude.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Is Bisons really the plural of Bison? I don’t think that’s right

 

[douglasbader]

Yeah, McCollum has absolutely lost his fucking mind. Playing his midget son and Joey the Retard key minutes in the first half above his 4* talented recruits?

This sucks.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Ok I don’t love him playing but who are your guards if he doesn’t play

funny how it always works out that way when the coach has a kid on the team

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Holy shit dude.

Answer the question

 

[douglasbader]

This is insanity.

 

[TurdBurgler]

Forcing it to joey M in the post. Let's go hawks!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

The other guard we should have brought in that we didnt

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I’m not even watching. But this is gonna be a brutal season with Wade yard and spaz bader.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Answer the question

That's a question for Ben, not Doug.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Is Bisons really the plural of Bison? I don’t think that’s right

No. The plural of Bison is Bison.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

That's a question for Ben, not Doug.

Oh.

 

[douglasbader]

Answer the question

ANYONE ELSE ON THE FUCKING TEAM. You have Combs, the slow kid, Sage, the black kid who can all play guard.

His midget son should never see the floor unless it's a blowout. This is a full on fucking disaster if this is what he has planned for the year.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

I'm not enjoying this.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m not even watching. But this is gonna be a brutal season with Wade yard and spaz bader.

I dont have much else to say, as I told everyone what was coming.

 

[RiotFan]

Answer the question

It doesn’t have to be another PG. Get him the fuck out of there.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Very passive on offense. They were last year at times as well, but it's more noticeable without Stirtz.

 

[douglasbader]

What small time queer D-II garbage. You're in the Big Ten now, Benjamin. Act like it. Stop right now playing your Lil' Lick and Slow Joe.

 

[Bonner]

I’m still in shock Lil Ben had 8 minutes in the first half. He gets blown by when playing defense.

 

[Squat Cobbler]

It’s going to be brutal if he plays his son this year. Teams are going to punish him and that defense won’t be good enough to win rock fights

 

[RiotFan]

I’m not even watching. But this is gonna be a brutal season with Wade yard and spaz bader.

Normally I would agree, but they’re not wrong on this one.

 

[gohawkeyes811]

The only way this works is if he is riding the bench and playing in garbage time or he's the best one or two players on the team. Just a horrible look right now.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Answer the question

Coleman and Combs are your lead guards.
Play them with your most talented wings.
Profit.