**Lipscomb vs. Iowa Basketball - 11/3 - 7pm - BTN**

[The Incredible Hawk]

Bisons is occasionally listed as a rare or nonstandard variant, but Bison is the standard and preferred form.

 

[douglasbader]

The worst thing of all this is he's making L. Wade right. I hate him for that.

 

[The Dad]

It’s Wade and Bader’s fault coach put his own non-D1 talent kid on the team and is playing him. They are so insufferable!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

It’s going to be brutal if he plays his son this year. Teams are going to punish him and that defense won’t be good enough to win rock fights

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Coon is a physical freak. Not only can jump but jump quickly, and he’s stacked. Can he play tight end?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Yeah, this team sucks.

It would appear they all suck.

Koch and Sage are suddenly no good.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

lol Coleman

 

[L. Wade Childress]

no goaltend?

 

[douglasbader]

I’m not even watching. But this is gonna be a brutal season with Wade yard and spaz bader.

Dude, I'm the least of anyone's worries. If this is what Ben plans to play this year, they are going to get murdered. They aren't good at anything with these lineups. Lipscomb is better rebounding, they're more athletic, they are blowing by Iowa on offense.

Ben is playing essentially 2 freshmen walkons over FOUR STAR RECRUITS. It's pure insanity on so many levels.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Coon is fun

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Even Koch’s misses look pretty

 

[Judge Kemp]

McCollum currently leading the team in FG attempts and Mateoni looks like he is going to have a heart attack after 4 minutes.

 

[The Dad]

Jirak isn’t able to guard anyone either. Weird. Who could have predicted?

 

[RiotFan]

Meanwhile, Manyawu barely touched the floor, and Thompson, Harris got 0 minutes.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I dont have much else to say, as I told everyone what was coming.

His kid looks exactly like the other fags on the team. Not very good.

 

[Revolver]

It seems McCollum is trying to make a statement and is not getting what he wants out of some of the guys who will end up playing major minutes.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It seems McCollum is trying to make a statement and is not getting what he wants out of some of the guys who will end up playing major minutes.

that’s fucking retarded. The main guys played like 5 mins together.

 

[TurdBurgler]

I don't think that's the case, we might just suck this year. do we have a guy that can run a pick and roll? That was most of our offense last year and haven't seen it much at all.

 

[Revolver]

that’s fucking retarded. The main guys played like 5 mins together.

I don’t think there is any world where Trey Thompson should have logged zero minutes in the first half but here we are.

 

[douglasbader]

It seems McCollum is trying to make a statement and is not getting what he wants out of some of the guys who will end up playing major minutes.

Imagine trying to make a statement by using your midget son and Slow Joe. The only way this makes any sense if they were good and made the highly ranked and older guys feel threatened that they might actually deserve to play, but it appears to be the opposite.

"Oh shit, uhhh, we suck with these guys in. Can you guys please go in and save us??"

Trey Thompson should transfer at semester. Harris might want to call Gonzaga and see if they can find a spot for him.

 

[douglasbader]

I can't wait until Hiawatha comes in here scolding everyone.

 

[Revolver]

The polls have closed, get the fucking Miller-Meeks ads outta here.

 

[douglasbader]

The best thing about the last few hours is not a single fucking political commercial running anymore.

 

[Revolver]

The best thing about the last few hours is not a single fucking political commercial running anymore.

There was just a Miller-Meeks ad on my YouTube TV at 8:02 pm.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Meanwhile, Manyawu barely touched the floor, and Thompson, Harris got 0 minutes.

Manyawu is a passive fag and Ben is punishing him for that since he publicly asked him not to be a passive fag.

Harris can come into the game when we're in need of a carrying call.

This is a team of fags, currently, and there are 6 guys fighting for the lead fag.

 

[douglasbader]

I know Ben made the Elite 8 and so very thankful for that, but that doesn't mean I trust him when it comes to his son. Fuck that shit. He's a fucking moron and this is going to end very badly for him is this is what he plans the next 4 years.

 

[TurdBurgler]

How about Coon though. that will be a weapon we didn't have last year. Starts 2nd half.

 

[Pedro]

I do like the defense I'm seeing tonight.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I know Ben made the Elite 8 and so very thankful for that, but that doesn't mean I trust him when it comes to his son. Fuck that shit. He's a fucking moron and this is going to end very badly for him is this is what he plans the next 4 years.

You’re a spaz

 

[Shawneemicks]

I find myself bored as Iowas walks the ball up all the time. Maybe try to get some early quick looks

 

[douglasbader]

Cam is slow and fat. His ass is jiggling like Nikki Minaj running up the court.

 

[douglasbader]

You’re a spaz

I'm also right.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

We have terrible hands. Slow down everyone.

 

[douglasbader]

Oh look, Coon almost blew his knee out.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Girls were slipping last night as well.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

They need to suspend this game before someone gets hurt.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

What the fuck is the deal with this floor?

 

[douglasbader]

What the fuck is the deal with this floor?

It's warm and humid in the arena.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Girls were slipping last night as well.

"The hottest court I can remember being a part of (or something like that)"---The announcer

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

New COURT!!!!!

 

[douglasbader]

I think Ben spent the offseason sniffing his own farts. Very very proud of himself.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fuck!!!!!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

This court is going to end somebody’s season

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

It's not possible that Jirak could try harder. I appreciate his effort.

 

[Mitchandrsn]

Defense has been suffocating this half. 2 points thru first 6:19.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I liked big Trev in HS despite his limitations.

I did not ever expect him to be a core rotation player

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa is a fucking TERRIBLE free throw shooting team. 11-19 from the line so far. Awful.

 

[The Dad]

It's not possible that Jirak could try harder. I appreciate his effort.

Missouri Valley work ethic.

 

[Fletch]

Iowa is a fucking TERRIBLE free throw shooting team. 11-19 from the line so far. Awful.

Missed a couple front ends so even worse

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Big Trev!