**Michigan vs. Iowa - 2/1/19 - 6:00pm FS1** / UPDATE: Turtley wins HALO

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I just love knowing we have Garza and Joe for the next two years
 

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Don’t care. Had two ice creams. No cone was disappointing though.
You spent the best home game of the year in the worst seat in carver eating double ice cream and not taking advantage of the fact that you can drink alcohol in those seats? And fucking bragging about it? Thanks for more evidence that you’re a loser tool.
 

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Don’t care. Had two ice creams. No cone was disappointing though.
You spent the best home game of the year in the worst seat in carver eating double ice cream and not taking advantage of the fact that you can drink alcohol in those seats? And fucking bragging about it? Thanks for more evidence that you’re a loser tool.
Hey world class runner, you can’t drink alcohol in those seats you douche.
 
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Don’t care. Had two ice creams. No cone was disappointing though.
You spent the best home game of the year in the worst seat in carver eating double ice cream and not taking advantage of the fact that you can drink alcohol in those seats? And fucking bragging about it? Thanks for more evidence that you’re a loser tool.
Hey world class runner, you can’t drink alcohol in those seats you fucking douche.
Well not with that attitude.
 

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Don’t care. Had two ice creams. No cone was disappointing though.
You spent the best home game of the year in the worst seat in carver eating double ice cream and not taking advantage of the fact that you can drink alcohol in those seats? And fucking bragging about it? Thanks for more evidence that you’re a loser tool.
Hey world class runner, you can’t drink alcohol in those seats you fucking douche.
Even with taking back the alcohol portion of my post, those are shitty seats that you should hide from people. Same with bragging about a double soft serve ice cream/cookie brag, hog wild
 

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I celebrate 26.2's entire catalog.
 

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It's late January and it's a Fran Iowa team. Don't do this to yourself.

Defensive intensity wins games late in the season and Fran Iowa teams are without.
His teams have been better in the second half of the Big Ten season than the first half.

And your last sentence is just made up.
Willful blindness to good Fran teams' propensity to late season collapse seems misguided. But have at it.
Sure, wondergrape.
 

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clonedude said:
The more I watch teams like this play, the more impressed I am with ISU. My gawd, this is hard to watch. Michigan has no athleticism, and Iowa not much either.
 

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clonedude said:
The more I watch teams like this play, the more impressed I am with ISU. My gawd, this is hard to watch. Michigan has no athleticism, and Iowa not much either.
Honestly I almost kinda admire that they're still doing this even after Iowa ran them off the court
 

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Iowa did this while going 12-20 from the line. None of it makes any sense but I love it.
 
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Why can’t I watch the replay on BTN2Go?

 
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FoxSportsGo.com was not working for me either. The app works, but fuck that.
 
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FS1 is replaying the game at 12:30am, according to my guide. Now, on to the rest. Basically:


Some of the absolute funniest shit I've ever seen happened in this game (Weezy's banked 3, Garza's..............athleticism :roll:), but the fact that it ended on a wedgie?


I'm gonna go back through and like so much of this thread, so get ready y'all.
 
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You spent the best home game of the year in the worst seat in carver eating double ice cream and not taking advantage of the fact that you can drink alcohol in those seats? And fucking bragging about it? Thanks for more evidence that you’re a loser tool.
Hey world class runner, you can’t drink alcohol in those seats you fucking douche.
Even with taking back the alcohol portion of my post, those are shitty seats that you should hide from people. Same with bragging about a double soft serve ice cream/cookie brag, hog wild
There isn’t a bad seat in Carver. Keep on keeping on though, champ.
 
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that first 3:30 of the 2nd half was uglier than Rumer Willis
 

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Hey world class runner, you can’t drink alcohol in those seats you fucking douche.
Even with taking back the alcohol portion of my post, those are shitty seats that you should hide from people. Same with bragging about a double soft serve ice cream/cookie brag, hog wild
There isn’t a bad seat in Carver. Keep on keeping though, champ.
Your seats are so bad a bottle of water blocks your view of the entire court
 

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Even with taking back the alcohol portion of my post, those are shitty seats that you should hide from people. Same with bragging about a double soft serve ice cream/cookie brag, hog wild
There isn’t a bad seat in Carver. Keep on keeping though, champ.
Your seats are so bad a bottle of water blocks your view of the entire court
I hope you try harder at jogging than you do posting.
 
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I’ve never stormed a court before, but the two little Bonner’s wanted to. Well worth it, even though it meant a 10 minute wait for a train to cross, so we could get to the dental lot.
 
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FWIW, Moss didn’t participate in any of the celebrations after the game and walked off the court behind Michigan.
 

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Traffic was the worst I've ever seen it getting out. Don't fucking care. Got home, got a few bourbon's in me, liked about 182 tweets and now will do the same in this thread.

I hope Joe stays here 4 years. He and Luka will end up on my all-timer list. Baer might be the weirdest player to put into context ever. Good Kriener is a monster but still does things to make you laugh. I said some things about Cook, bohannon and Moss tonight that were harsh but they'll be better next game. Coaches did a great job tonight with the scout and adjustments. Go fucking Hawks.
 

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Cook didn't have a great game but him getting them in foul trouble early was huge. They outscored us with Teske on the court and were a complete disaster without him. I don't think we have those big runs if he's playing more minutes.
 

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Fuck Brazdeiskis. Didn't stop talking early and was doing the Manziel Money thing after he hit that 3. He's such a douche. Didn't say shit in the 2nd half when he was getting abused on D and missing bunnies. Fuck D.J. Carstensen too.

Beilein was really complimentary after the game so he's still cool though.
 
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Stormed the court after the game. Don't care what people think about it. Big fucking win.
 

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Fuck Brazdeiskis. Didn't stop talking early and was doing the Manziel Money thing after he hit that 3. He's such a douche. Didn't say shit in the 2nd half when he was getting abused on D and missing bunnies. Fuck D.J. Carstensen too.

Beilein was really complimentary after the game so he's still cool though.
Beilein might be my favorite coach of an opposing Big Ten team in either football or basketball.
 

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Here’s the very end of the broadcast, top right. bohannon was the first player to break ranks and head to locker

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