New OC

[douglasbader]

@douglasbader, @Bob Sanders, if these are indeed the two finalists, percentages of each, and how soon til announcement?

How the fuck would I know? I'm just some dipshit in Texas.

 

[SteadyEddy]

I mean, Philbin would be the most Ferentzian hire ever. So of course it will be him.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

People I know think it’s philbin, which sucks

Seems most likely since Philbin worked for Kirk before, but indeed sucks. Also, Philbin has never been QB coach as mentioned above.

 

[nolookpass]

Our offensive line has sucked I know, but another huge part of that is obviously zero passing threat. There's no world where the run game is 90% as effective as wisconsin unless there is *some* risk to the defense for putting 32 guys in the box.

Just have a few things to clean up.

 

[douglasbader]

I mean, Philbin would be the most Ferentzian hire ever. So of course it will be him.

He might as well fire the OL coach and just bring back Philbin and KOK and have a full on reunion.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

How the fuck would I know? I'm just some dipshit in Texas.

I lofted an easy RATT opportunity your way, and no swing.

Seriously, though, any insider guesses are appreciated, by all.

 

[douglasbader]

Seems most likely since Philbin worked for Kirk before, but indeed sucks. Also, Philbin has never been QB coach as mentioned above.

I doubt they would make him the QB coach, that's essentially going to be Budmayr. Philbin would work with the OL.

 

[snips]

if philbin?

 

[Verbal]

Do I challenge myself and bring in a fresh perspective, or do I hire this old retread yes-man?

We're very excited to welcome Coach Philbin back to our program. We think he's going to be a great fit with what we do here.

 

[Creed]

Regis > Joe

 

[BillyBob]

are there any other candidates within the good ole boy network?

 

[thrawn]

If it had been up to Kirk there’s no doubt Brian would be back.

 

[brantshawks]

If it had been up to Kirk there’s no doubt Brian would be back.

He was already laying the ground work until Beth, our Savior, stepped in.

 

[Stu Beagle]

If it had been up to Kirk there’s no doubt Brian would be back.

Thanks Thrawn

 

[BBK]

ALL HAIL Big Balls Beth!!!

 

[MikeyJoe]

Hiring Philbin would just be the most Iowa thing ever.

 

[Bob Sanders]

@douglasbader, @Bob Sanders, if these are indeed the two finalists, percentages of each, and how soon til announcement?

I don't know if I could have spelled this out more clearly, but I have no sources. I just read message boards.

 

[gable_guy]

The Hawkeye booster bigwig is probably skiing in the SLC area and has an idea of who it is.

 

[sergeanthulka]

All this scurrying around when there won’t be any meaningful news until January is kinda funny.

Not to white knight for kakert or anything, but sometimes there’s just nothing meaningful to report.

 

[neshawk]

Chryst, our Savior!

The first time the offense goes 3 and out Iowa fans will want to crucify him.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Shawnee already wants to

 

[The Full Monte]

If it had been up to Kirk there’s no doubt Brian would be back.

Here comes the brigade to tell you you’re bitching about hypotheticals…

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Our hope is built on nothing less
Than balanced, modern offenses
I dare not trust the donor planes
Or rumors from some Lincoln dames

With Chryst, our next OC I stand!
If not, at least Bridawg got canned.

 

[Kamala]

Once upon a Kinnick dreary
Our last place offense weak and weary
Over stunning lack and loss of volume of
——-touchdowns scored
While I nodded, frustration raging , suddenly there came a clanging,
As of Beth’s balls gently clanging, clanging at the head coach’s door
“Tis the new AD” Kirk muttered “clanging at my office door”
Nepotism’s over forevermore

 

[Gushawk]

A Philbin/Budamyr coordinated passing game is quite uninspiring.

 

[Gushawk]

Sadly, acceptance of “Coach Bud”’s ascension to QB coach probably was a requirement for any viable candidate, and were likely to get it under both Philbin or Chryst.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Sadly, acceptance of “Coach Bud”’s ascension to QB coach probably was a requirement for any viable candidate, and were likely to get it under both Philbin or Chryst.

Knock it off Gus.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

He's been fired or shoved down the line about a dozen times since he left Iowa. It's a shit hire if/when it happens. Chryst is the far superior hire.

He’s been at 5 places since Iowa

 

[Stu Beagle]

We’ll talk ourselves into whoever it is by September with Doug leading the charge

 

[thrawn]

Sadly, acceptance of “Coach Bud”’s ascension to QB coach probably was a requirement for any viable candidate, and were likely to get it under both Philbin or Chryst.

don’t they need someone else to leave to make him QB coach?

 

[Kamala]

don’t they need someone else to leave to make him QB coach?

Someone else is leaving

 

[douglasbader]

He’s been at 5 places since Iowa

I was counting the 7 times he was in your ass!

 

[Hawk&Balls]

at least he knows how to score

 

[kenos]

brian

 

[thrawn]

I was counting the 7 times he was in your ass!

messdawg ain’t shoving anyone out of his ass

 

[kenos]

messdawg ain’t shoving anyone out of his ass

golf balls? can he shoot one across the room?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

golf balls? can he shoot one across the room?

Why the fuck do you want to know, homo?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I was counting the 7 times he was in my ass!

Fify

 

[KitKatApples]

at least he knows how to score

Get's to the "end" zone

 

[kenos]

Why the fuck do you want to know, homo?

No homo. I would be very impressed by anyone with that sphincter control. That's a marketable skill.

 

[winmac]

No homo. I would be very impressed by anyone with that sphincter control. That's a marketable skill.

Kegel exercises

 

[kenos]

Kegel exercises

But to fire golf balls? That's next level.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Geep Chryst, what is wrong with you people?!?!

 

[CamelTones]

I only said Chryst and Philbin bc those were 2/3 of the ones mentioned in Kakerts article about the search taking shape. The NIL guy basically shot down Ludwig.

Now, he did also mention there is a decent amount of interest in the position and his bet was on someone no one has mentioned yet.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

his bet was on someone no one has mentioned yet.

Maybe it's something really cool I don't even know about.

 

[winmac]

Now, he did also mention there is a decent amount of interest in the position and his bet was on someone no one has mentioned yet.

 

[snips]

 

[Hawkstrat]

Living and dying by every rumor is pretty pointless. The good news is they appear to be doing a real search, the bad news is they aren't moving as quickly as fans, and the open transfer portal, would suggest they should.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Are they doing a real search? Not convinced