**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[CurdMan]

Not sure if Tom is one of us or just a really fucking stupid human being

*not to suggest that the two are mutually exclusive

 

[hawkeyealum]

Throwing out the previous 22 years where he said nothing, but let's throw that out and start fresh. Marc supposedly hears all that's he's hearing, and Iowa has a couple press conferences come up with this.

So what's he ask? If Keith Duncan likes pineapple on his pizza.

GFY Marc, and while you're at it go fuck the rest of your dorky fraternity too.

Was it morehouse that asked that question? I thought it was someone else

 

[CurdMan]

Was it morehouse that asked that question? I thought it was someone else

Morehouse

 

[L. Wade Childress]

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

Not sure if Tom is one of us or just a really fucking stupid human being

*not to suggest that the two are mutually exclusive

I know him....stupid.

 

[Revolver]

Not sure if Tom is one of us or just a really fucking stupid human being

*not to suggest that the two are mutually exclusive

Pat runs a little hot, but he has thicker skin than the rest of the beat writers.

 

[nolookpass]

Not sure if Tom is one of us or just a really fucking stupid human being

*not to suggest that the two are mutually exclusive

Dr Harmon forgot to mention Ronnies agents, one who went to prison for fixing games and the other one who was murdered in a gangland hit.

 

[CamelTones]

LeVar Woods was a good listen on yesterday’s HawkCentral podcast.

 

[CurdMan]

Pat runs a little hot, but he has thicker skin than the rest of the beat writers.

No man. Pat is constantly getting offended by people disagreeing with him. Go look at his feed

 

[Revolver]

No man. Pat is constantly getting offended by people disagreeing with him. Go look at his feed

The others just block people, man. He seemingly doesn’t block anyone. Marc Morehouse blocked my account before I ever interacted with him. Howe blocked my personal account several years ago for a sarcastic comment that was very vanilla. Harty does go back and forth with people, thus why I said “runs a little hot”, but he isn’t the chicken shit that Howe, Morehouse and Kakert are.

 

[brantshawks]

Dr Harmon forgot to mention Ronnies agents, one who went to prison for fixing games and the other one who was murdered in a gangland hit.

I'd like to read more about this, any links you know of?

 

[Herky823]

Revolver
Loved and defended Pharty to the bitter end

 

[SuperHans]

Was in a Wikipedia hole reading George O’Leary’s page. Forgot he killed a kid in a workout at UCF in March 2008 and then coached there another 8 years and they built a statue of him outside their stadium in 2016.

Seems like we might be in a period of overcorrection.

 

[Revolver]

Revolver
Loved and defended Pharty to the bitter end

This is more about the crusade I’ve been on against Morehouse for several years now. This is my shining moment, Herky, and I’ll be damned if I’m going to let it slip away.

 

[ivan_drago]

Pat Harty has thick skin? He shit his pants because someone mentioned his dog. He follows like 8 people. He instantly blocks anyone who is critical of his “work.”

LOL, come the fuck on.

 

[Geese]

Pat Harty has thick skin? He shit his pants because someone mentioned his dog. He follows like 8 people. He instantly blocks anyone who is critical of his “work.”

LOL, come the fuck on.

He just runs a little hot

LOLOL

 

[CurdMan]

 

[CurdMan]

 

[Revolver]

Pat Harty has thick skin? He shit his pants because someone mentioned his dog. He follows like 8 people. He instantly blocks anyone who is critical of his “work.”

LOL, come the fuck on.

I said thicker skin than the rest of the beat writers. It was a relative statement. The beat writers are a bunch of pussies.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Shawnee has a crisp $100 for first person to punch Pat in his ugly face. Throat punch also acceptable.

 

[Soda Popinski]

Sign me up for not having to play those losers from Ames.

Hoks are just lucky they didn't have to play against the best TE in the country and a Heisman trophy candidate!

 

[KitKatApples]

What a dream for them to only have to play conference games this upcoming season

 

[KitKatApples]

The hypocrisy

 

[6deuce]

Bet a Cyclone fan a case of beer that they will kneel for the anthem like every other team in college football. Good or bad bet?

 

[thrawn]

l liked the B10 adding Charlotte, but yikes

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Bet a Cyclone fan a case of beer that they will kneel for the anthem like every other team in college football. Good or bad bet?

Good.

 

[BuffettHawk]

This was retweeted by Pat Harty. These guys are too stupid to insult.

 

[26.2]

Bragging about blocking someone on twitter is similar to bragging about blocking someone on HALO.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Bragging about blocking someone on twitter is similar to bragging about blocking someone on HALO.

Blocked

 

[douglasbader]

This was retweeted by Pat Harty. These guys are too stupid to insult.

Holy shit, they really think that Jade is Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz??????

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Holy shit, they really think that Jade is Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz??????

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Yes. They do.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

 

[douglasbader]

Yes. They do.

What a bunch of fucking retards.

 

[BngHawk]

Nice work dougy

 

[Hawk4Life94]

What a bunch of fucking retards.

Jade could have some serious fun with this and their stupidity.

 

[MikeyJoe]

I realize I'm asking a question I already know the answer to, but is Howe actually so stupid that he doesn't realize that Jade guy is fucking with him?

 

[douglasbader]

Nice work dougy

Not me, but I love what ol' Jade is doing here.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

l liked the B10 adding Charlotte, but yikes

Perfect game for Iowa basketball

 

[Hawk4Life94]

I realize I'm asking a question I already know the answer to, but is Howe actually so stupid that he doesn't realize that Jade guy is fucking with him?

I believe the answer is yes.

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

What type of person is dumb enough to think that is a Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz burner account? Let’s check in on the dumbfucks at CycloneFanatic...

Brian created that burner account and outted himself on there. The whole Iowa media knew it was Brian the whole time too

It's pretty obvious it's him at this point

OMFG! That's the same account I saw on twitter a week ago when this all broke that people INSTANTLY knew was a burner account and was one of the coaches. He gave himself away soooo quickly. People kept calling him coach and they kept getting so mad lmao

That's 100% Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz

 

[BngHawk]

Oh FFS

 

[KitKatApples]

LOL god damn it just keeps getting better

 

[BngHawk]

No way in hell could Brian write that well.

 

[fuisu98]

Have these people not seen Brian’s haircut? There’s no way he’s that clever

 

[Hawk4Life94]

Have these people not seen Brian’s haircut? There’s no way he’s that clever

The sad thing is that could be any of 10 guys on HaLo, but definitely is not Brian.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Whoever it is it’s someone who at least lurks on halo

 

[fossilhawk]

The sad thing is that could be any of 10 guys on HaLo, but definitely is not Brian.

Oh, please. Only one of us has that good of a twitter game. Amirite, @ivan_drago?

 

[cloudhawk]

It is so hilarious that they are using the same old tweet to PROVE its Brian that jade is trolling him with.

What a bunch of MORANS

 

[Hawkstrat]

I kind of assumed it was Ivan, but he didn't want to get a bunch of unfollows.

 

[cloudhawk]

I Hope HaLo is looong here...and it continues to bring the lulz