**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[TH1974]

People of a certain age are to think the field is named after this guy.

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He could have wrestled at Iowa. Don't be hatin'.

 

[Creed]

My first sexual encounter at Iowa was getting blown on the (I think) 7th floor of Slater.

What an honor. And yes, it was a woman.

Tall female basketball player with huge hands??

 

[thrawn]

The story I’ve heard is that is is how Doug first acquired Alvin Robinson’s shorts

 

[Grape Ape]

People of a certain age are going to think the field is named after this guy.

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I’d prefer Slater-Morris field

 

[douglasbader]

Tall female basketball player with huge hands??

Nope. Fairly cute blonde. Ended up making love to her a few nights later in her room while the roommate was in there with headphones and a tape player going so she couldn't hear.

 

[Hawkstrat]

'Making love' as the euphemism of choice seems wildly out of place in that story.

 

[cloudhawk]

Lol- ended up making love....tenderly

 

[douglasbader]

'Making love' as the euphemism of choice seems wildly out of place in that story.

I'm a gentleman.

 

[MikeyJoe]

 

[Truant]

7th floor was a male floor. Maybe it was a lady you met at studio

Lola
La la la la Lola

 

[Pedro]

Ended up making love to her a few nights later...

 

[HiG 2.0]

I love to reminisce about when I made beautiful and tender love to women in college. Now I tell teenagers I’m playing games online with that I’m going to fuck their moms.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Lol making love. What a dork.

 

[douglasbader]

Sweet, sweet, love. Boyz.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Baby
When I think about you
I think about druuuuunnnkkkk penetration

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Tall female basketball player with huge hands??

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Well hello there, Keagan Johnson.

 

[Brownzy]

I think I'm mostly worried about our O and D Tackles. Everything else looks pretty solid.

Petras makes or breaks the team this year (captain obvious)

 

[Herky823]

I think I'm mostly worried about our O and D Tackles. Everything else looks pretty solid.

Petras makes or breaks the team this year (captain obvious)

Spencer P is the key

 

[Lee Beevers]

Well hello there, Keagan Johnson.

 

[thrawn]

@HawkLax6

 

[Lee Beevers]

I believe I graced all of Halo with my #insider knowledge that the staff liked DeJong a lot prior to covid as well. Can I apply for a RATT as well as was correct in general?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I believe I graced all of Halo with my #insider knowledge that the staff liked DeJong a lot prior to covid as well. Can I apply for a RATT as well as was correct in general?

He did get playing time as a 250 lb true freshman walkon during a blowout ahead of scholarship players in his same class IIRC

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Christ.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Christ.

That’s a lie.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I hate him

 

[KitKatApples]

SIGH

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I so wish Jim Delaney were around to swing his dick around. Warren was beyond awful last year, and he will fuck the expansion shit all up as well.

 

[gable_guy]

Amateur move brah...

 

[MikeyJoe]

"Reporter"

 

[Gushawk]

 

[Mo T]

The thought of gaining 150 pounds from age 19 wasn't a great idea, either.

 

[kmurp]

Does Iowa have the lightest offensive and defensive lines in the conference?

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

What year is it?

 

[KitKatApples]

2021 if memory serves

 

[Harlan]

'Making love' as the euphemism of choice seems wildly out of place in that story.

 

[chaneccooms]

Surprised to see neither Reggie Bracy not Xavior Williams in the defensive backfield.

 

[CamelTones]

Williams barely even participated in spring practice.

 

[gable_guy]

 

[TJones3312]

Looks like Kirk is reading halo

 

[gable_guy]

KF looks well rested

 

[Grape Ape]

Looks like Kirk is reading halo

“Hey Tyrone, you ever been milked before?”

 

[brantshawks]

He's probably trolling cf.com

 

[gable_guy]

He's probably trolling cf.com

Or snapchatting Barry about not taking calls from Ames.

 

[gable_guy]

One of my favorite, probably underrated Hawks, getting into the coaching game.

 

[brantshawks]

I will never refer to him as 'Al', however.

 

[CamelTones]

He was Colorados RB coach a few years ago I believe.