**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Not sure where to put this. But this guy announces a new website (real dumb name!!) and can’t even get the spelling right. Imagine branding something that copies hey guys

Update: he deleted the tweet but originally put it out as hawkfantic.com

rdubbs will provide the leads

 

[Bob Sanders]

Not sure where to put this. But this guy announces a new website (real dumb name!!) and can’t even get the spelling right. Imagine branding something that copies hey guys

Update: he deleted the tweet but originally put it out as hawkfantic.com

Nice website Pat. Your website featuring the two stupidest Iowa reporters in existence is off to a flying start.

 

[Stomper15]

Didn't he completely own and manage AllHawkeyes?

 

[Bob Sanders]

Didn't he completely own and manage AllHawkeyes?

That's what I thought. Maybe this a split from the yourprepsports site which was affiliated with allhawkeyes. I have some secondhand knowledge that Ryan Murken who runs that site is a decent dude, so they may benefit from getting rid of the village idiots.

Or maybe it's just a rebranding.

 

[douglasbader]

Lol. Someone go register that website real quick.

 

[thrawn]

I, for one, am excited to see more of Aubrey Devine's great-great-great-nephew weighing on in Iowa football.

 

[ivan_drago]

Exciting!

 

[ivan_drago]

Lol. Someone go register that website real quick.

I just tried. Would've been worth the money to see frumpy cry about it.

He must've pulled the trigger.

 

[thrawn]

how is Harty paying bills? there's no way he's stringing together anything resembling a full-time income between a couple hours of radio in a small market and a third-tier Iowa site, right? but he acts like he's a full-time writer

 

[douglasbader]

how is Harty paying bills? there's no way he's stringing together anything resembling a full-time income between a couple hours of radio in a small market and a third-tier Iowa site, right? but he acts like he's a full-time writer

The way he talks I get the impression he might have inherited money.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I just tried. Would've been worth the money to see frumpy cry about it.

He must've pulled the trigger.

I don't think they own it. If you click the 'Learn More' button next to 'Would you like to buy this domain', there is an option to negotiate with the owner. My guess is that these geniuses bought the typoed domain and announced everything before they realized it. Now they are trying to buy the domain.

 

[douglasbader]

Not a lot of money, but enough for a lazy, filthy stoner to do what he does.

 

[Jim]

The way he talks I get the impression he might have inherited money.

Probably $10k around 5 years ago. He’s set for life.

 

[douglasbader]

I might be confusing this with some Netflix true crime doc, but thought Harty is living in his childhood home. If I am remembering that correctly, I think his parents might have died and he got the house and some inheritance.

Could also be that pizza bomber doc. Whatever.

 

[Bob Sanders]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I might be confusing this with some Netflix true crime doc, but thought Harty is living in his childhood home. If I am remembering that correctly, I think his parents might have died and he got the house and some inheritance.

Could also be that pizza bomber doc. Whatever.

hahahahahhaa

 

[CamelTones]

 

[JD720]

Time to pull out my King Kong Halloween costume.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Time to pull out my King Kong Halloween costume.

gonna run up to gates and submit 10 seconds of me trying to play

 

[Jim]

I’m going to have my African neighbors, Ajanlekoko and Adebowale to come over and join the fun.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Can’t wait to see a video of some hick in small town Iowa playing in the backyard with his kids, and Dolph having no fucking idea what is going on.

 

[BBK]

 

[BBK]

Gary Dolphin has to be the only white man in America who has said words like "jigaboo" and "king kong" in reference to black players, yet still has a job.

 

[JD720]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Gary Dolphin has to be the only white man in America who has said words like "jigaboo" and "king kong" in reference to black players, yet still has a job.

Wtf he said jigaboo? I had no idea.

 

[Pedro]

Fuck Bucky.

 

[thrawn]

Can’t wait to see a video of some hick in small town Iowa playing in the backyard with his kids, and Dolph having no fucking idea what is going on.

 

[BBK]

1) I really like our chances with Wisconsin at home at the end of the year.

2) I feel like we'll lose at least one game we shouldn't (Minnesota, NW, or Iowa State).

3) At Penn State is a real HaLoman 50/50.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

1) I really like our chances with Wisconsin at home at the end of the year.

2) I feel like we'll lose at least one game we shouldn't (Minnesota, NW, or Iowa State).

3) At Penn State is a real HaLoman 50/50.

PSU and OSU will be closer than the number and piss us right the fuck off.

 

[BBK]

MSU is in a rebuild with a new coach and a new QB.

They are going to suck, aren't they? -4 seems low.

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

MSU is in a rebuild with a new coach and a new QB.

They are going to suck, aren't they? -4 seems low.

And they lose a ton on defense. The line will be in double digits by the time the game is played. It’s free money.

 

[Mo T]

The Ohio State spread seems perfect for a nice middle opportunity. No way it's +17 at kickoff.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

And they lose a ton on defense. The line will be in double digits by the time the game is played. It’s free money.

I like their D coordinator. Thats all I got.

 

[Revolver]

That video. https://247sports.com/college/iowa/Article/Tyler-Goodson-Iowa-Hawkeyes-Football-Big-Ten-Conference-Kirk-Ferentz-146757438/

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

That boy good

 

[maxinquaye]

He looks bigger?

 

[Swingin' Dick Stanzi]

He looks bigger?

Up to 200 pounds now according to his dad. He was listed at 190 last season.

 

[sergeanthulka]

Somehow had the 2017 Iowa / Nebranska game on DVR. Game started off poorly, with a scoop & score by Parker Hesse getting overturned to an incompletion. Then, Rastatter has a snap hit him right in the dick, giving Nebbie the ball at our 15 YL. Ihmir then catches the ensuing K/O at our own 1 YL. We needed a running into the punter penalty to allow us to tie the game @ 14 going into half.

The 2nd half is all Hawkeyes, however...Fant catches a couple bombs, Wadley runs wild, & Nebbie turns the ball over like it's their job. Anthony Nelson, Hesse, & Epenesa can't be blocked. Josey Jewel is awesome. We take a knee on the Nebbie 12 YL to end the game.

Hawks 56-14. I had forgotten all about it.

FWIW peace.

 

[shoot-the-three]

I loved Wadley but Goodson may show us why KF and Doyle were always on Wadley about putting on weight.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Somehow had the 2017 Iowa / Nebranska game on DVR. Game started off poorly, with a scoop & score by Parker Hesse getting overturned to an incompletion. Then, Rastatter has a snap hit him right in the dick, giving Nebbie the ball at our 15 YL. Ihmir then catches the ensuing K/O at our own 1 YL. We needed a running into the punter penalty to allow us to tie the game @ 14 going into half.

The 2nd half is all Hawkeyes, however...Fant catches a couple bombs, Wadley runs wild, & Nebbie turns the ball over like it's their job. Anthony Nelson, Hesse, & Epenesa can't be blocked. Josey Jewel is awesome. We take a knee on the Nebbie 12 YL to end the game.

Hawks 56-14. I had forgotten all about it.

FWIW peace.

Full game on YouTube

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I loved Wadley but Goodson may show us why KF and Doyle were always on Wadley about putting on weight.

Goodson seemed to get 'dinged' a lot last year so I can understand the need for weight. Part of it may be experience in being able to get tackled without getting hurt. Wadley had that mastered.

 

[ChipHilton]

Goodson seemed to get 'dinged' a lot last year so I can understand the need for weight. Part of it may be experience in being able to get tackled without getting hurt. Wadley had that mastered.

While CJ Beathard specialized in taking hits you could feel in your living room.

 

[chaneccooms]

Random stat:

Over the past 20 seasons, Iowa has 161 wins. Nebrantska has 159.

 

[Matt]

Random stat:

Over the past 20 seasons, Iowa has 161 wins. Nebrantska has 159.

Feels like it should be a bigger gap, Iowa has had five top 10 finishes in that time frame? How many for Nebrantska, one? I’m too lazy to look it up.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Feels like it should be a bigger gap, Iowa has had five top 10 finishes in that time frame? How many for Nebrantska, one? I’m too lazy to look it up.

for half that time Nebrantska played a big 12 schedule so...

 

[ivan_drago]

Feels like it should be a bigger gap, Iowa has had five top 10 finishes in that time frame? How many for Nebrantska, one? I’m too lazy to look it up.

Solich won 11,10,7,10 games in the first four years of the millennium before getting fired. Hell, even Pelini won 9 games three straight years before they canned him. That’s a lot of wins.

 

[brantshawks]

Solich won 11,10,7,10 games in the first four years of the millennium before getting fired. Hell, even Pelini won 9 games three straight years before they canned him. That’s a lot of wins.

What happened after that?

 

[brantshawks]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Solich won 11,10,7,10 games in the first four years of the millennium before getting fired. Hell, even Pelini won 9 games three straight years before they canned him. That’s a lot of wins.

Earns you a couple extra bags of carrots and apples at Iowa State

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Solich won 11,10,7,10 games in the first four years of the millennium before getting fired. Hell, even Pelini won 9 games three straight years before they canned him. That’s a lot of wins.

38 wins in 4 years and you were stabbed in the ass with a pitchfork as you were ran out of town, by your alma mater. Nebrantska.