**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

BuffettHawk

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My INSIDER! information is that Wadley's mom called up the football staff a few weeks ago begging them to give Akrum's younger brother a scholarship to play at Iowa, and the staff declined.

Posted on June 10th.
 

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Some really want some Ferentz flesh, and are bitter that Brian is not getting fired.

They are purposely trying to get KF pissed
 

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Summary on Wadley comment for those not listening:

They kept asking him about him and he said “I’m not going to comment on anything specifically” but then he did. Ha. Said he was surprised to hear what he did (I think he was also going to say hurt but he just said surprised a second time).

Said they have held back a food card from any player, ever. It was said Kirk said derogatory things in a press conference and that’s both not true and on the record. And that on May 26th he and Wadley’s mom were having “good conversations” (brother I assume?) so he had no idea the relationship was bad. And he even had conversations with the family about trying to get him into the XFL, something that his agent should have been doing but he was happy to help, and as a result of that conversation he got his try out (and subsequently signed) in Atlanta. So yeah, I was surprised

Woof.
 
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Of course they want Brian fired because to liberals (a la the press) it will never be fair that someone was born into a successful family with great parents when others aren’t so lucky....then compound it when your dad is uber successful and did his best to set his son up for success in the same field, whether it’s football or business. In the liberal utopia, everyone is born to equal circumstances. That’s great in theory. Unicorns are cool too...
 

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Here is a summation of the press conference (mostly).....

WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED?
 

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Of course they want Brian fired because to liberals (a la the press) it will never be fair that someone was born into a successful family with great parents when others aren’t so lucky....then compound it when your dad is uber successful and did his best to set his son up for success in the same field, whether it’s football or business. In the liberal utopia, everyone is born to equal circumstances. That’s great in theory. Unicorns are cool too...
Just shut the fuck up.
 

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Here is a summation of the press conference (mostly).....

WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED?
lololololol
 

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Here is a summation of the press conference (mostly).....

WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S BRIAN?? IS BRIAN BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE BRIAN?? WHY ISN'T BRIAN BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT BRIAN!! DO YOU KNOW IF BRIAN IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS BRIAN NOT MURDERED?
I REALLY hope Brian ends up as HC.
 

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A coach at a Youngstown high school the size of Waverly-Shell Rock. I’m going to go out on a limb and say that if this guy doesn’t send any of his players to Iowa, the Iowa football program will be just fine.
Plus, the idea of a high school coach "sending" "their" players anywhere is off the charts offensive.
 

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Here is a summation of the press conference (mostly).....

WHERE'S JADE?? IS JADE BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE JADE?? WHY ISN'T JADE BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT JADE!! DO YOU KNOW IF JADE IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS JADE NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S JADE?? IS JADE BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE JADE?? WHY ISN'T JADE BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT JADE!! DO YOU KNOW IF JADE IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS JADE NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S JADE?? IS JADE BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE JADE?? WHY ISN'T JADE BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT JADE!! DO YOU KNOW IF JADE IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS JADE NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S JADE?? IS JADE BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE JADE?? WHY ISN'T JADE BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT JADE!! DO YOU KNOW IF JADE IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS JADE NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S JADE?? IS JADE BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE JADE?? WHY ISN'T JADE BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT JADE!! DO YOU KNOW IF JADE IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS JADE NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S JADE?? IS JADE BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE JADE?? WHY ISN'T JADE BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT JADE!! DO YOU KNOW IF JADE IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS JADE NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S JADE?? IS JADE BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE JADE?? WHY ISN'T JADE BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT JADE!! DO YOU KNOW IF JADE IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS JADE NOT MURDERED? WHERE'S JADE?? IS JADE BEING FIRED? DO YOU LIKE JADE?? WHY ISN'T JADE BEING PUNISHED?? TELL US ABOUT JADE!! DO YOU KNOW IF JADE IS GOING TO BE THE COACH? WHY IS JADE NOT MURDERED?
Fixed.
 

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Of course they want Brian fired because to liberals (a la the press) it will never be fair that someone was born into a successful family with great parents when others aren’t so lucky....then compound it when your dad is uber successful and did his best to set his son up for success in the same field, whether it’s football or business. In the liberal utopia, everyone is born to equal circumstances. That’s great in theory. Unicorns are cool too...

liberals!

 

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Of course they want Brian fired because to liberals (a la the press) it will never be fair that someone was born into a successful family with great parents when others aren’t so lucky....then compound it when your dad is uber successful and did his best to set his son up for success in the same field, whether it’s football or business. In the liberal utopia, everyone is born to equal circumstances. That’s great in theory. Unicorns are cool too...
Fuck off
 
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