**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[HawkLax6]

Fucking over season ticket holders seems kinda unreasonable tbh.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I think the only players Iowa would have to worry about is Jackson, ISM and Gholston, but none of them seem to be the opt out type.

Those 3 could have already gone pro this past year, though. Bateman and Moore were going into their true junior season that they didn’t want to play anyway.

 

[CamelTones]

Almost all of the guys opting out are either sure fire first rounders or taking a redshirt year.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Every first to 3rd rounder will skip if season is moved to Spring

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Fucking over season ticket holders seems kinda unreasonable tbh.

Meh. I mean maybe everyone just kind of goes with it since it’s a once inside lifetime event that we’re all trying to navigate through?








Lol. Nah.

 

[brantshawks]

2 journalists and Rob Howe walk into a bar.

J1: That's the coach over there having plain black coffee, that's something, I guess.

J2: It's sad that right now people are printing shit even worse than that as 'news'.

RH: *opens notepad* "Try-hard coach tries to mend racial tensions with straight black coffee."
Nailed it.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

2 journalists and Rob Howe walk into a bar.

J1: That's the coach over there having plain black coffee, that's something, I guess.

J2: It's sad that right now people are printing shit even worse than that as 'news'.

RH: *opens notepad* "Try-hard coach tries to mend racial tensions with straight black coffee."
Nailed it.

 

[thrawn]

...a long awkward silence finally broken by a single cough...

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I mean....wtf is that @brantshawks

 

[brantshawks]

I dunno. I've been pretty wasted since last Saturday and have had many edibles while down here in dfw.

Whatever.

 

[Hawk4Life94]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Rob Howe’s career

 

[Hawk4Life94]

RIP Rob

 

[Kamala]

2 journalists and Rob Howe walk into a bar.

J1: That's the coach over there having plain black coffee, that's something, I guess.

J2: It's sad that right now people are printing shit even worse than that as 'news'.

RH: *opens notepad* "Try-hard coach tries to mend racial tensions with straight black coffee."
Nailed it.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[KitKatApples]

Dear Rob please fall into a volcano thanks-society

 

[BngHawk]

Getting his appendix removed

 

[hawkchick79]

Ya don't say.

 

[BngHawk]

Ya don't say.

I DO say. Figured we needed a third instance of it.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

RIP Rob

Getting his appendix removed

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Time for a season thread.....?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Getting his appendix removed

I don't remember if it was this tweet or another but Miller again somehow turned it about himself getting a Covid test.

Those two deserve each other

 

[thrawn]

good call, doc

 

[thrawn]

I don't remember if it was this tweet or another but Miller again somehow turned it about himself getting a Covid test.

Those two deserve each other

 

[Wanderer]

good call, doc

Hello Mr Wanderer. Your surgeon today will be Dr Pharty.

 

[thrawn]

Also, the people doing these things are completely retarded.

Stanz is on the case

STANZ: Re-imaging college football through geography - Cyclone Fanatic

The idea to re-invent college football in a system based purely on geography rather than overinflated conferences built around television dollars and eyeballs is nothing new. People have been doing it for as long as the Big Ten has spanned from Lincoln to Piscataway and the Big 12’s stretched...

cyclonefanatic.com

 

[HawkeyeJonesEsq]

So if priority points are applied, yeah, I am not getting tickets to any games. I just booked a trip for the weekend of Purdue game or else I would think that @ Purdue and @ Illinois would be the best opportunities for Iowa fans to see a game. I would say @ Minnesota, but 1/4 capacity is right around the number of people who actually believe the Row the Boat snake oil in Minnesota.

 

[newsbreaker]

Jon Miller is completely unaware there are other humans on earth.

 

[thrawn]

Jon Miller is completely unaware there are other humans on earth.

Nah, he’s aware of Deace. Big fan. Smartest guy he knows. They used to host a sports radio show in Des Moines. With Z, too. Plus he had the co-host on BTN. Jon was on TV for a bit.

 

[ivan_drago]

Nah, he’s aware of Deace. Big fan. Smartest guy he knows. They used to host a sports radio show in Des Moines. With Z, too. Plus he had the co-host on BTN. Jon was on TV for a bit.

I think they slept in the studio once.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Jon Miller is completely unaware there are other humans on earth.

That’s a pretty bold claim.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Semi-scooped!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

@Mods lock this thread please. It's the season now !

 

[L. Wade Childress]

That’s a pretty bold claim.

*clam

 

[L. Wade Childress]

@Mods lock this thread please. It's the season now !

lol, we ain’t playing

 

[CamelTones]

What about the players?

 

[BuffettHawk]

BTN is replaying old Iowa football games until 11 pm tonight, for those that are interested.

 

[BngHawk]

If any of you need some Matt Rodgers in your Saturday night, 1990 Michigan game on now

 

[BngHawk]

Epic clock management fuckup at end of first half.

 

[CamelTones]

 

[BngHawk]

This is old footage right? Glory days!?

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[BngHawk]

Maybe don’t be a fucking dipshit and put the work in and be NFL - level talent next time.

 

[BngHawk]

Dominated.

 

[BngHawk]

I swear to fuck If this turns into “Kirk cock blocked me from other NFL teams” part 2, I’ll pistol whip NLP.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Allen Iverson dot gif

 

[BVHawk95]

Dominated.

A 2 yard gain is "dominating".

 

[nolookpass]

I swear to fuck If this turns into “Kirk cock blocked me from other NFL teams” part 2, I’ll pistol whip NLP.

that would hurt, getting hit with a pistol in the kneecaps..