**Official 2020 Iowa Hawkeye Football Offseason Thread**

[KitKatApples]

I’d rather those people weren’t real

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I’d rather those people weren’t real

724,000 people follow that dill hole.

 

[KitKatApples]

The hope they don’t wear goggles and masks

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I miss Jasper.

Who?
/@nikoslaup

 

[Soda Popinski]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[Geese]

U got scooped ya bitch

 

[L. Wade Childress]

All themes matter

 

[AZmessDAWG]

U got scooped ya bitch

Yeah well you love Chris Williams

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Ouch

 

[thrawn]

Old friend alert

 

[BuffettHawk]

LOL

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Is he an actual draft prospect or your run of the mill UDFA?

 

[MikeyJoe]

Is he an actual draft prospect or your run of the mill UDFA?

If he doesn’t get drafted we all know why.

 

[KitKatApples]

Yep get fuckin ready for round 2 of this horse poopery

 

[AZmessDAWG]

she also benefits from being about the only woman in hawkeye twitter.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[newsbreaker]

Up next, "Girls of the ACC don't puke at bars."

 

[Shpadoinkle]

Maria Taylor. Big fan.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

AP Poll #24

 

[eclone]

Let me help you. here's the link

 

[Dr. Zaius]

36% of the top 25 is not playing this fall. Fuck you Karen

 

[Stu Beagle]

Can we get a CFB thread minus the pussy douche going?

 

[douglasbader]

Can we get a CFB thread minus the pussy douche going?

There already is one.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I feel anger growing inside of me each day this cancellation continues even though it makes no fucking sense and 3 conferences are proceeding.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[brantshawks]

No shit, dick head.

 

[hawkchick79]

*will be

 

[Dr. Zaius]

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

I hate everything

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

FaB thinks this is hysterical nonsense.

 

[Verbal]

jAnUaRy tho

 

[BngHawk]

Watched the presser. Pat Harty got called on because he said he had a question. When called upon, he was flustered and apologized for spacing off. Top shelf as always.

 

[brantshawks]

Watched the presser. Pat Harty got called on because he said he had a question. When called upon, he was flustered and apologized for spacing off. Top shelf as always.

 

[KitKatApples]

The civil rights movement is happy to have him aboard

 

[L. Wade Childress]

36% of the top 25 is not playing this fall. Fuck you Karen

the nice thing is that you don’t ever drop unless you lose, so the big ten should get a playoff team.

Spoiler

unless you destroy iowa state on the road

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

As others have noted, Barta specifically (I'm assuming) said "would" not "will". Does he know something that the rest of us only hope he knows?

 

[Shawneemicks]

The Big Ten is fucking stupid.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

The Big Ten is fucking stupid.

They'll get sued!!!

 

[MikeyJoe]

As others have noted, Barta specifically (I'm assuming) said "would" not "will". Does he know something that the rest of us only hope he knows?

The would is conditional on the other conferences playing as currently planned, not Iowa playing.

 

[Gushawk]

Nobody’s rooting for that shared misery harder than Kevin.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Nobody’s rooting for that shared misery harder than Kevin.

(and you)

 

[mac50702]

(and you)

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

Old friend alert

*my family and me.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

I came into my office office for the first time in about six months today. Loaded up my computer and up pops my background image - Kinnick at sunset for a striped night game (view S to N) with a flyover coming in, Marching band on field.

Almost cried.

 

[cloudhawk]

I came into my office office for the first time in about six months today. Loaded up my computer and up pops my background image - Kinnick at sunset for a striped night game (view S to N) with a flyover coming in, Marching band on field.

Almost cried.

 

[Kamala]

Isn’t this the 2021 offseason now?

 

[Turd_Ferguson]

Isn’t this the 2021 offseason now?

 

[hawkimike]

Isn’t this the 2021 offseason now?