**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[KitKatApples]

Might have been shorter then Miller’s run on btn.

lol. I forgot about that

 

[WCFHawkeye]

lol. I forgot about that

Miss a minute, miss a lot.

 

[The Dad]

2009 Iowa/MSU game on BTN. A good preview of how our offense will look this year.

 

[The Dad]

Fucking hook and lateral on 3rd and 18.

 

[Westside Ray Ray]

Dearest Jake,

We’re a group of Internet personalities and avatars who hate Minnesota. You’ll love us.

Row the boat over a cliff.

Sincerely,

Westside Ray Ray

 

[KitKatApples]

Dearest Jake,

We’re a group of Internet personalities and avatars who hate Minnesota. You’ll love us.

Row the boat over a cliff.

Sincerely,

Westside Ray RayView attachment 38670

If you pull this off I’ll be very impressed. Elevate you to beebs status

 

[Westside Ray Ray]

If you pull this off I’ll be very impressed. Elevate you to beebs status

I don’t hold a candle to @BBK that dude is on another level.

Doug’s the one who has to put in the work.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

"Wanted to see 'us' in a rivalry game" has me rolling. Good work!

 

[Westside Ray Ray]

This would be the one…

 

[douglasbader]

Westside Ray Ray
Dougie
L.Wade
TIH
Hawkeyealum
BBK
Monstard
Mr. Hawk
Wild Onion
Fair & Buttfuck
Gustang
StinkQ
MilkeySlow


9 spots open, boyz.

 

[douglasbader]

Going to need to set this up like Halo Hunger Games. Last 9 to survive.

 

[MikeyJoe]

That poor janitorial staff dealing with the stench of astroglide and shame on Sunday morning.

 

[douglasbader]

That poor janitorial staff dealing with the stench of astroglide and shame on Sunday morning.

I forgot about you. You are on the list.

 

[Westside Ray Ray]

Going to need to set this up like Halo Hunger Games. Last 9 to survive.

That poor janitorial staff dealing with the stench of astroglide and shame on Sunday morning.

Mikeyjoe…..

 

[Creed]

Someone has to stay back to preserve this place in case of a terrorist attack or contagious heart attacks strike you all down. I can be that guy.

 

[douglasbader]

Camel and Deez are on the list. @AZmess and @brantshawks can have a chicken fight for a spot.

I'm also considering Jogger.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I vote for @Jimmie_Dimmick's_Son

 

[brantshawks]

Camel and Deez are on the list. @AZmess and @brantshawks can have a chicken fight for a spot.

I'm also considering Jogger.

@AZmess, we cockfighting or wut?

 

[KitKatApples]

Camel and Deez are on the list. @AZmess and @brantshawks can have a chicken fight for a spot.

I'm also considering Jogger.

Fuck that pencil me in

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Frodo

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Will the private suite attendant be willing to milk @BBK?

 

[Alan Lomax]

Have the radio guys come and record it, podcast style, thanks! Like a living breathing gamechat.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Royal Sonesta Hotel still has rooms for cheap. The Graduate Hotel is the best option but $$$ on game day.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I vote that @Bagtigo gets a spot

 

[BluesHawk]

This all has a very is Doug going to ask me to prom? feel to it.

 

[BBK]

Royal Sonesta Hotel still has rooms for cheap. The Graduate Hotel is the best option but $$$ on game day.

They have a nice motel 6 near by?

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

They have a nice motel 6 near by?

Roseville Motel 6 has an outdoor pool and a fair amount of hookers.

 

[BBK]

Roseville Motel 6 has an outdoor pool and a fair amount of hookers.

 

[Jimmie_Dimmick's_Son]

I vote for @Jimmie_Dimmick's_Son

For posterity

 

[Monster]

Camel and Deez are on the list. @AZmess and @brantshawks can have a chicken fight for a spot.

I'm also considering Jogger.

Omg yes please.

 

[Monster]

I am so in.

 

[Kamala]

Post pics so we can guess who is who

 

[Kamala]

Please

 

[douglasbader]

Updated....

Westside Ray Ray
Dougie
L.Wade
TIH
Hawkeyealum
BBK
Monstard
Mr. Hawk
Wild Onion
Fair & Buttfuck
Gustang
StinkQ
MilkeySlow
Jogger
AZMessDaDAWG


7 spots open, boyz.

 

[Monster]

Updated....

Westside Ray Ray
Dougie
L.Wade
TIH
Hawkeyealum
BBK
Monstard
Mr. Hawk
Wild Onion
Fair & Buttfuck
Gustang
StinkQ
MilkeySlow
Jogger
AZMessDaDAWG


7 spots open, boyz.

Have all these confirmed or just invited?

 

[BBK]

Updated....

Westside Ray Ray
Dougie
L.Wade
TIH
Hawkeyealum
BBK
Monstard
Mr. Hawk
Wild Onion
Fair & Buttfuck
Gustang
StinkQ
MilkeySlow
Jogger
AZMessDaDAWG


7 spots open, boyz.

Doug and I are already pre-ordering our matching Hawks by a Million t-shirts

 

[douglasbader]

Have all these confirmed or just invited?

They are on the initial list.

 

[douglasbader]

Doug and I are already pre-ordering our matching Hawks by a Million t-shirts

Oh, baby.

 

[BBK]

Invite Valpo to round out the Three Mouscateers?

 

[SteadyEddy]

I’m not halo elite but I live in the twin cities and would attend if provided this once in a lifetime opportunity

 

[Deez]

Fuccccckkkk me. I’d absolutely be in but I’ll be in gulf shores during that time. I’ll go fuck myself now but be sure whoever replaces me isn’t a pussy

 

[douglasbader]

I’m not halo elite but I live in the twin cities and would attend if provided this once in a lifetime opportunity

You can watch us from the cheap seats like this....

 

[SteadyEddy]

You can watch us from the cheap seats like this....

If that is my only option then let it be so.

 

[Monster]

I vote for Ed.

 

[BBK]

Find Hounded and whip his ass and I'll make sure you're in

 

[Deez]

May skip my family vacation just to rip lines with Beebs

 

[Dr. Zaius]

I’d show up if invited

 

[Monster]

Road trip from the METRO!!! I'll drive.

 

[douglasbader]

I’d show up if invited

 

[Monster]

Everyone has to speak up though.