**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Bob Sanders]

So you’re saying that Iowa has had a bunch of WRs who are a scheme and QB change away from excellence? Yeah, I’m not buying it. Most Iowa receivers would struggle wherever they played because they’re not very good. Jones is an outlier. Tracy at Purdue looks a lot like Tracy at Iowa.

Yeah, I'm gonna hard disagree. I like the WR group a lot. Jones is not an Iowa WR talent outlier at all and Tracy is bad.

 

[douglasbader]

Fuck Charlie Jones and fuck Purdue. They are currently losing to a mediocre Syracuse team and about to be 1-2 on the season.

 

[CleteyColgate]

This is unforgivable if true

Worse is that Kirk's sleeping on the couch because Kirk's wife also wants a QB change.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Fuck Charlie Jones and fuck Purdue. They are currently losing to a mediocre Syracuse team and about to be 1-2 on the season.

He'd be far happier at Iowa, no doubt about it.

The offensive guys look like they're having the time of their life.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Kirk sees himself as an offensive coach

The offense is offensive

 

[Bob Sanders]

I guess that depends on if you think being medically cleared yet still insisting on sitting out is technically a “phantom injury”.

You are fucking braindead. There is a difference between being medically cleared and being in game shape. When you have been out with a soft tissue leg injury for weeks, you don't just walk into a game because the doctor says you can practice again.

 

[douglasbader]

He'd be far happier at Iowa, no doubt about it.

The offensive guys look like they're having the time of their life.

I don't care.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

He was instrumental in losing the Iowa State game. So, there's that.

Like Brian, he's over-employed.

I’ll never forget where I was when I heard he picked Iowa over Western Illinois. I still get goosebumps.

 

[douglasbader]

LOL Purdue!

 

[The Dad]

You are fucking braindead. There is a difference between being medically cleared and being in game shape. When you have been out with a soft tissue leg injury for weeks, you don't just walk into a game because the doctor says you can practice again.

How about when a Dr says you can practice again but you choose not to? Maybe you should explain all that to those within the program. Might make them way less frustrated with certain individuals.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Yeah, I'm gonna hard disagree. I like the WR group a lot. Jones is not an Iowa WR talent outlier at all and Tracy is bad.

Who’s your favorite? There are so many good ones to choose from!

 

[The Dad]

Who’s your favorite? There are so many good ones to choose from!

 

[thrawn]

I’ll never forget where I was when I heard he picked Iowa over Western Illinois. I still get goosebumps.

You like a walk on transfer from Buffalo

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

You are fucking braindead. There is a difference between being medically cleared and being in game shape. When you have been out with a soft tissue leg injury for weeks, you don't just walk into a game because the doctor says you can practice again.

C’mon Bob. This shit happens literally every week in the NFL and college. Yes, you absolutely do walk into a game as soon as you’re cleared to return. There’s no ‘getting back into game shape.’ What the fuck are you talking about?

 

[The Dad]

C’mon Bob. This shit happens literally every week in the NFL and college. Yes, you absolutely do walk into a game as soon as you’re cleared to return. There’s no ‘getting back into game shape.’ What the fuck are you talking about?

As usual he’s not even talking about the correct thing. There was internal angst about certain individuals choosing to miss practice long before games even started.

Retard Bob doing his thing.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

Healthy Keegan Johnson is better than Charlie Jones. Get ahold of yourselves, people.

Based on what? This is retarded. BTW - Jones just dusted the Syracuse secondary for a 55 yard TD.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Who’s your favorite? There are so many good ones to choose from!

Pretty much all the guys with Xs on their faces, plus Bruce.

C’mon Bob. This shit happens literally every week in the NFL and college. Yes, you absolutely do walk into a game as soon as you’re cleared to return. There’s no ‘getting back into game shape.’ What the fuck are you talking about?

Yeah, after like a 2-3 week injury when you are already in shape. Keagan hasn't practiced since before the bowl game.

 

[Bob Sanders]

As usual he’s not even talking about the correct thing. There was internal angst about certain individuals choosing to miss practice long before games even started.

Retard Bob doing his thing.

So why is he practicing and playing now that the QB situation looks worse than ever?

 

[The Dad]

So why is he practicing and playing now that the QB situation looks worse than ever?

I never said shit about the QB situation. Only that there was internal frustration at certain players not being there for the team.

 

[thrawn]

Based on what? This is retarded. BTW - Jones just dusted the Syracuse secondary for a 55 yard TD.

Playing in the same offense last year Keegan had more yards in fewer games. He averaged 4 more YPC. Jones is good and will got volume at Purdue but Johnson is way more talented.

 

[douglasbader]

I never said shit about the QB situation. Only that there was internal frustration at certain players not being there for the team.

You're just making shit up or going off the stuff people are making up.

 

[The Dad]

You're just making shit up or going off the stuff people are making up.

Yes Doug, I have a long history of doing shit like that here.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

lol. Jones might single handedly beat Syracuse. 9/175/1. Thrawn likes Johnson more.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Playing in the same offense last year Keegan had more yards in fewer games. He averaged 4 more YPC. Jones is good and will got volume at Purdue but Johnson is way more talented.

I think Charlie Jones may be a Jerry Rice Calvin Johnson hybrid by the end of this season according to some posters here.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Yes Doug, I have a long history of doing shit like that here.

If Wade is giving you this information I’m going to send you a bag of shit in the mail.

 

[Bob Sanders]

I never said shit about the QB situation. Only that there was internal frustration at certain players not being there for the team.

And that means he wasn't actually injured? Soft tissue injuries are not X number of weeks and then 100% return. There are setbacks and recovery times vary widely.

 

[thrawn]

lol. Jones might single handedly beat Syracuse. 9/175/1. Thrawn likes Johnson more.

ob wow SYRACUSE

 

[Lee Beevers]

lol. Jones might single handedly beat Syracuse. 9/175/1. Thrawn likes Johnson more.

Johnson is way more talented than Charlie Jones. He just is. Plus he’s black.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I think Charlie Jones may be a Jerry Rice Calvin Johnson hybrid by the end of this season according to some posters here.

Keagan Johnson has 18 career catches.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Keagan Johnson has 18 career catches.

Oh.

 

[BngHawk]

Some of you need to clean your shit up

 

[The Dad]

And that means he wasn't actually injured? Soft tissue injuries are not X number of weeks and then 100% return. There are setbacks and recovery times vary widely.

Yes Bob, by me saying medically cleared to practice but choosing not to I’m definitely saying “wasn’t actually ever injured”. Because that’s the way that process usually works.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Some of you need to clean your shit up

I’m gonna be tarding up chat too @bung!!! Eat shit!!

 

[BngHawk]

I’m gonna be tarding up chat too @bung!!! Eat shit!!

Let’s fuck, Lee.

 

[MikeyJoe]

So you’re saying that Iowa has had a bunch of WRs who are a scheme and QB change away from excellence? Yeah, I’m not buying it. Most Iowa receivers would struggle wherever they played because they’re not very good. Jones is an outlier. Tracy at Purdue looks a lot like Tracy at Iowa.

This is not a hypothetical. Iowa literally had Charlie Jones. Last year. And he did nothing here.

 

[BluesHawk]

Guys, it doesn't matter who the WRs are. They just run around all game with no payoff. QB1 sucks shit.

 

[The Dad]

This is not a hypothetical. Iowa literally had Charlie Jones. Last year. And he did nothing here.

Charlie has already proven he is smarter than the rest of the guys on last year’s roster.

 

[Bob Sanders]

This is not a hypothetical. Iowa literally had Charlie Jones. Last year. And he did nothing here.

If only they had made him a starter instead of just playing him a bunch of snaps. Surely it would have been different.

 

[Bunk]

The past three years it is hard to determine how bad is the scheme. Petras seems to rarely target the WR, and when he does the ball is 10 feet above the head of WR. Not saying BF and his scheme is good, but maybe merely mediocre, not shit.

 

[douglasbader]

Charlie has already proven he is smarter than the rest of the guys on last year’s roster.

1-2

 

[BluesHawk]

The past three years it is hard to determine how bad is the scheme. Petras seems to rarely target the WR, and when he does the ball is 10 feet above the head of WR. Not saying BF and his scheme is good, but maybe merely mediocre, not shit.

They're both terrible. It's like arguing about whether a knife to your carotid artery or your femoral artery is worse.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

1-2

He should've walked on at Alabama, Doug.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Guys, it doesn't matter who the WRs are. They just run around all game with no payoff. QB1 sucks shit.

Some of them also drop perfectly thrown balls and also forget how to run and fall down prior to the endzone.

 

[The Dad]

1-2

Iowa Fan doing the whole “scoreboard” thing to anyone right now is amusing.

 

[Hawkeye_Pierce]

This is not a hypothetical. Iowa literally had Charlie Jones. Last year. And he did nothing here.

Right. Apart from BT Returner of the Year. Not like ST is important or anything - especially at Iowa.

But my original point was how Iowa didn’t use him much. QB and scheme were only part of the issue. He’s clearly very good. Put Bruce and Johnson on Purdue and I don’t think you can assume the same (or better results). Maybe we’ll find out next year…

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa Fan doing the whole “scoreboard” thing to anyone right now is amusing.

IowaFan trying to suck on Charlie Jones' nuts is amusing.

 

[The Dad]

IowaFan trying to suck on Charlie Jones' nuts is amusing.

Yes, he has been completely unimpressive. Shame on us for exaggerating his success and downplaying the successes of our own skilled receiver corps.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

IowaFan trying to suck on Charlie Jones' nuts is amusing.

You know who I bet would be killing it right now for other teams?

Alec Wick.

And everyone should be licking Charlie's fucking bean bag because he's shown that Kirk and his son, Brian, are without a doubt, giant fucking retards and the offense is a joke. Charlie should have a street named after him in Iowa City.

 

[HzzzHawk]

He should've walked on at Alabama, Doug.

StinQ. Mouse Bader is owning you here. Why don’t you go google search for some sexy new Rochelle pics to pm me. And no more of that ugly old dude in the blonde wig.

 

[douglasbader]

Yes, he has been completely unimpressive. Shame on us for exaggerating his success and downplaying the successes of our own skilled receiver corps.

Yeah, something nobody said.