**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Shawneemicks]

LeVar sucks, he shouldn’t go anywhere imo

 

[Billy Vipes]

He might be the next great college coach, but where does one justify "top shelf recruiter" or particularly "knows how you build a program."

He's never coached anywhere but Iowa and started that in 2008. Build a program?

Top shelf recruiter aka he convinced some black guys to come to Iowa that otherwise wouldn't have without a coach that looked like him. HOT TAKE

 

[Squat Cobbler]

Who are the best players Woods recruited? I believe Epenesa is one.

 

[Hawk24]

Hope they don’t, but unlike with Brian, it’s inevitable

Chad also thought Iowa should consider hiring Tony Rigatoni to be the new QB coach.

 

[Shawneemicks]

A sock puppet could have recruited AJ

 

[Hawkstrat]

A sock puppet could have recruited AJ

You don't need to try so hard.

 

[Shawneemicks]

You don't need to try so hard.

That was the least effort I could have possibly put into a post.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Chad also thought Iowa should consider hiring Tony Rigatoni to be the new QB coach.

Chad sucks

 

[Westside Ray Ray]

You don't need to try so hard.

He may have actually been right about this though.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Sock puppets are very effective, at least until they get all crusty

 

[Stu Beagle]

ASU is kinda a shit job in a dead conference

 

[Alan Lomax]

ASU is kinda a shit job in a dead conference

Stepping stone head coaching job.

 

[snips]

if OC/ DC are locked up for the foreseeable future (and it certainly appears that way) .. I wouldn't mind LeVar getting a HC shot somewhere else. if he kicks ass - we call him home when the time is right. if he sucks, then we know.

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

I will go on record right now as saying I am 100% confident Brian will not be on the staff next year.

 

[The Dad]

ASU is kinda a shit job in a dead conference

Especially if they’re staring at sanctions.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

@BuffettHawk, @MikeyJoe, @Mr. Hawk, @ChipHilton has earned the "Yoda" tag line.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I will go on record right now as saying I am 100% confident Brian will not be on the staff next year.

Why?

 

[RazHawk]

I will go on record right now as saying I am 100% confident Brian will not be on the staff next year.

How could he stay on the staff given the fact that Iowa will rank dead last in the country in total offense this season after being like 110th or something last year?

The fact that you think this is a bold take is horrifying to me.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Idk. We are talking about Kirk Ferentz here

 

[snips]

sort of helps that his daddy is head coach...

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

@BuffettHawk, @MikeyJoe, @Mr. Hawk, @ChipHilton has earned the "Yoda" tag line.

Old Yoda

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Old Yoda

Grandpa Yoda.

 

[RazHawk]

sort of helps that his daddy is head coach...

If Brian is anything other than a huge piece of entitled shit, this is why he would resign.

 

[Pipiyopee]

Brian and Spencer’s badges on the desk would be ideal. But I really don’t think either of them knows they’re bad at their job. As hard as that is to believe.

 

[RazHawk]

The lack of self awareness it would take for Brian to not realize he sucks at his job would be astounding.

 

[Bunk]

The lack of self awareness it would take for Brian to not realize he sucks at his job would be astounding.

A lot of people suck at their high paying jobs and don't move on even if they know they suck. Why would Brian be any different?

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

Why?

I can't say too much because my source might be on this board, but I feel comfortable with what I have been told. Comfortable enough to go on record.

 

[BluesHawk]

I can't say too much because my source might be on this board, but I feel comfortable with what I have been told. Comfortable enough to go on record.

Oh, well that settles it.

 

[MikeyJoe]

If Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz is coaching the Iowa Hawkeyes Men's Football team for the 2023 season, @Cheer 4 the Hawks! is getting a permaban.

 

[Soda Popinski]

If Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz is coaching the Iowa Hawkeyes Men's Football team for the 2023 season, @Cheer 4 the Hawks! is getting a permaban.

All radio personalities cheer.

 

[Brad Wesley]

 

[brantshawks]

Whaaaaa?

 

[Geese]

If Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz is coaching the Iowa Hawkeyes Men's Football team for the 2023 season, @Cheer 4 the Hawks! is getting a permaban.

About fucking time!

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

 

[26.2]

If Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz is coaching the Iowa Hawkeyes Men's Football team for the 2023 season, @Cheer 4 the Hawks! is getting a permaban.

FUCKYES

 

[CamelTones]

There have been some random cryptic tweets today about some staff members futures. And now a potential permaban!

So do people think this is Kirks last year?

 

[Gushawk]

Whatever this news might be, I have faith HaLo will break it before Kakert.

 

[Alan Lomax]

These rankings are no where close to being accurate. Multiple teams have multiple quarterbacks better than Spence. He’s not close to 14th in a 14 team league.

 

[snips]

my source sez - Brian gets fat raise and extension after this season. to be fair , this is the same source that broke the 'apartment shitter is clogged' story last week, so this story may have some legs

 

[KitKatApples]

Go on about the shitter

 

[Hawkstrat]

There have been some random cryptic tweets today about some staff members futures. And now a potential permaban!

So do people think this is Kirks last year?

Cryptic tweets?

 

[Alan Lomax]

Go on about the shitter

Coiler thread only please.

 

[KitKatApples]

That’s fair

 

[Geese]

Cryptic tweets?

Dude you didn't see them? They were nuts.

 

[The Full Monte]

If Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz is coaching the Iowa Hawkeyes Men's Football team for the 2023 season, @Cheer 4 the Hawks! is getting a permaban.

Am I misremembering…..but didn’t someone else go on record with a source aster last year saying the exact same thing?

 

[douglasbader]

There have been some random cryptic tweets today about some staff members futures. And now a potential permaban!

So do people think this is Kirks last year?

Where? What tweets? Permaban? Reveal your information!

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Am I misremembering…..but didn’t someone else go on record with a source aster last year saying the exact same thing?

I don't remember, but, if true, that person needs publicly shamed ASAP, followed by a swift permaban.

 

[Cheer 4 the Hawks!]

If Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz is coaching the Iowa Hawkeyes Men's Football team for the 2023 season, @Cheer 4 the Hawks! is getting a permaban.

Fair enough…

 

[Hawkstrat]

Dude you didn't see them? They were nuts.