**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[ivan_drago]

Nope, @ivan_drago already decreed that he’s an awful qb and a joke based upon his extensive knowledge of “he played against ISU so he must suck”.

Free rent you little baby

 

[tcondon]

Recording the first ever Mailbag Podcast for tomorrow this evening. Never been done in the history of podcasts. @Alan Lomax will yell you.

Reply with your asinine questions.

 

[ivan_drago]

Recording the first ever Mailbag Podcast for tomorrow this evening. Never been done in the history of podcasts. @Alan Lomax will yell you.

Reply with your asinine questions.

Is it true that Brian’s nutsack is so small that he can’t properly do a Batwing?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Nope, @ivan_drago already decreed that he’s an awful qb and a joke based upon his extensive knowledge of “he played against ISU so he must suck”.

FWIW this could all be true and yet he still be better than our current fuckface qb.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Recording the first ever Mailbag Podcast for tomorrow this evening. Never been done in the history of podcasts. @Alan Lomax will yell you.

Reply with your asinine questions.

Mailbag podcasts are easy. Just make sure to have a good list of questions ready to go. I’ve read that some podcast hosts find it helpful to print each mailbag question out on a separate notecard in advance - that way as you cycle through each question, when you’re done answering it you can shove the notecard up your ass you stupid piece of shit.

 

[Pedro]

The paper cuts though...

 

[Pipiyopee]

Does Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz let his children take turns cutting his hair?

When was the last time Kirk Ferentz edged to completion, and is the lack of release part of his current stubborn bitchiness?

Did Nicos grandmother bring a sandwich for everyone, or just Nico? Because if she just brought one that’s actually kind of fucked up.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Nope, @ivan_drago already decreed that he’s an awful qb and a joke based upon his extensive knowledge of “he played against ISU so he must suck”.

Checks out.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Mailbag podcasts are easy. Just make sure to have a good list of questions ready to go. I’ve read that some podcast hosts find it helpful to print each mailbag question out on a separate notecard in advance - that way as you cycle through each question, when you’re done answering it you can shove the notecard up your ass you stupid piece of shit.

@tcondon, I’ll pay to make HALO an official sponsor of your podcast if you read this during the recording.

 

[Geese]

Recording the first ever Mailbag Podcast for tomorrow this evening. Never been done in the history of podcasts. @Alan Lomax will yell you.

Reply with your asinine questions.

Can I get some kind of royalty on this

 

[Pedro]

@tcondon, I’ll pay to make HALO an official sponsor of your podcast if you read this during the recording.

I'm not sure this place is ready for that kind of publicity. You might have tens of new registrations that you don't approve for six months.

Are you ready for that kind of responsibility?

 

[Geese]

@tcondon, I’ll pay to make HALO an official sponsor of your podcast if you read this during the recording.

If thats the intro I'll donate 100 to the pod

 

[BuffettHawk]

I'm not sure this place is ready for that kind of publicity. You might have tens of new registrations that you don't approve for six months.

Are you ready for that kind of responsibility?

I’ll alert the interns.

 

[eclone]

Free rent you little baby

You misspelled “I was wrong”, NLP

 

[Debit One]

Saucy T is my QB.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Mailbag podcasts are easy. Just make sure to have a good list of questions ready to go. I’ve read that some podcast hosts find it helpful to print each mailbag question out on a separate notecard in advance - that way as you cycle through each question, when you’re done answering it you can shove the notecard up your ass you stupid piece of shit.

Each note card individually? Or the entire bag as a whole once finished?

 

[TJones3312]

Mailbag podcasts are easy. Just make sure to have a good list of questions ready to go. I’ve read that some podcast hosts find it helpful to print each mailbag question out on a separate notecard in advance - that way as you cycle through each question, when you’re done answering it you can shove the notecard up your ass you stupid piece of shit.

This got read @tcondon is a treasure. Halo is long boyz!

 

[Alan Lomax]

Money is owed!

 

[tcondon]

This got read @tcondon is a treasure. Halo is long boyz!

 

[Geese]

I guess I owe you some $$$

How much to replace your ads with "today's show brought to you by the GRINGOOOOO"

 

[ivan_drago]

You misspelled “I was wrong”, NLP

I said my point stands.

 

[MikeyJoe]

This got read @tcondon is a treasure. Halo is long boyz!

Link?

 

[TJones3312]

Link?

DYOFR

 

[MikeyJoe]

I will not.

 

[Dolomitey]

15:30 in. Thank you, Mikey.

 

[TJones3312]

 

[Pedro Gomez]

A batwing mention

 

[MikeyJoe]

15:30 in. Thank you, Mikey.

Liar/scumbag

 

[Dolomitey]

Liar/scumbag

Shove it up your butt, Mikey

 

[HiG 2.0]

TYFYS @tcondon and @MikeyJoe

 

[MikeyJoe]

@tcondon has been comped a free lifetime HaLo Premium membership.

 

[cloudhawk]

@tcondon has been comped a free lifetime HaLo Premium membership.

That a gift that keeps on giving

 

[Geese]

@tcondon I enjoyed the first mailbag. You're doing good work. Only Hawkeye podcast I'm subbed to.

 

[nikolausp]

"A win against Rutgers? You gonna be bouncing your grandkid on your knee talkin' about that one?"

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

@tcondon has been comped a free lifetime HaLo Premium membership.

Hearing that read aloud was amazing.

 

[Geese]

Hearing that read aloud was amazing.

Imagining someone not from Halo who wasn't expecting it lol

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Anyone making fun of Brian’s hair has evidently not been around anyone younger than age 45 in several years

 

[MikeyJoe]

Imagining someone not from Halo who wasn't expecting it lol

Would have been even better if @tcondon had not pussed out and censored it.

 

[brantshawks]

About what time does that pop up in the cast?

 

[BngHawk]

About what time does that pop up in the cast?

14:30

 

[CleteyColgate]

Anyone making fun of Brian’s hair has evidently not been around anyone younger than age 45 in several years

We can't score points but Halo is most concerned about Brian's barber

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Anyone making fun of Brian’s hair has evidently not been around anyone younger than age 45 in several years

I have been younger than 45 for quite some time.

 

[KitKatApples]

Same

 

[Pipiyopee]

Brian’s kids cut Wades hair too. Small world

 

[Hawkstrat]

Much like Iowa's offense, the general concept of his hair is fine, it's the execution.

 

[Gushawk]

Is the grease concept or execution?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Anyone making fun of Brian’s hair has evidently not been around anyone younger than age 45 in several years

As someone younger than 45, I’m not aware of any substantial amount of people using a piece of buttered bread to comb their hair

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Anyone making fun of Brian’s hair has evidently not been around anyone younger than age 45 in several years

Oh my God.

 

[Lee Beevers]

I basically rock Brian’s haircut. I’m bad and should feel bad. I do try to get the greasiness out of it, but Italian so..

 

[Fair and Balanced]

It’s the hair style all the hip young dudes are rocking, at least in L Wade’s trend setting small town cul de sac.