**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[KitKatApples]

Nope. You have to pick an extreme

 

[CleteyColgate]

He didn’t overtly lose the game.

Petras did a lot better than that

 

[Revolver]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

On a Petras scale of 1-100, he was about a 95. That’s damn near as good as we’re going to get out of him, and it was way better than I thought he could be. He had a couple shitty throws, but a ton that were quite good, plus the one where he eluded a rusher (using that term extremely loosely, but I’m not sure he’s done anything close to that) and threw a great ball to LaPorta for a huge first down. It was enough to make me not hate him, which is saying a lot. I hope he goes through the Senior ceremony and I hope he gets a damn good ovation.

 

[brantshawks]

The steps aren't bad.

However... Beathard is actually quite a bit higher than tate.

 

[BngHawk]

The steps aren't bad.

However... Beathard is actually quite a bit higher than tate.

Also it’s “Rudock”

 

[J1973s]

And Stanley is higher than Rudock and Chandler.

 

[hawkeyealum]

And Stanley is higher than Rudock and Chandler.

For certain

 

[Mountain Hawk]

On a Petras scale of 1-100, he was about a 95. That’s damn near as good as we’re going to get out of him, and it was way better than I thought he could be. He had a couple shitty throws, but a ton that were quite good, plus the one where he eluded a rusher (using that term extremely loosely, but I’m not sure he’s done anything close to that) and threw a great ball to LaPorta for a huge first down. It was enough to make me not hate him, which is saying a lot. I hope he goes through the Senior ceremony and I hope he gets a damn good ovation.

On a normal scale of 1-100, it's about 9.5.

 

[KitKatApples]

And Stanley is higher than Stanzi, Rudock and Chandler.

 

[KitKatApples]

Yep. Get over it

 

[KitKatApples]

Stanzi was overrated deal with it

 

[Revolver]

Guys, guys. Your suggestions are fair. However, the positioning of those guys is irrelevant to the point I was trying to make. We must come together as one and celebrate Spencer for ascending to his position as the second worst QB of the Ferentz era.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Spencer is on the verge of being two time Big Ten West champion.
And he owes it all to Phil & Jack.

 

[The Full Monte]

Stanzi was overrated deal with it

Stanzi was overrated deal with it

In terms of the rankings, he's probably where he should be. But he IS ahead of Stanley

Both had three full seasons as a starter. He had a better career QB Rating, completion percentage, and Y/A.

Stanley gets edge in Total TD's, Total INT's, (and rate obviously) and Total Yards.

My love for Fat Nate and his absurd QB Sneak abilities are well known. But he's slightly behind Stanley overall.

 

[Hawk24]

 

[Debit One]

My love for Fat Nate and his absurd QB Sneak abilities are well known. But he's slightly behind Stanley overall.

It offends me that Petras has more rushing TDs than Stanley.

 

[The Full Monte]

*One TD

 

[cloudhawk]

It offends me that Petras has more rushing TDs than Stanley.

More stolen Valor.....

 

[KitKatApples]

It offends me that Petras has more rushing TDs than Stanley.

Stanley threw touchdowns into the end zone. It was a neat thing that used to happen

 

[6deuce]

I still can't get over how that play isn't reviewable. You call that a TD every time and then review it. That ref should be anally raped by @KitKatApples

 

[TJones3312]

I still can't get over how that play isn't reviewable. You call that a TD every time and then review it. That ref should be anally raped by @KitKatApples

If they blew it dead, which I’m pretty sure they did it makes sense.

 

[6deuce]

If they blew it dead, which I’m pretty sure they did it makes sense.

I understand the rule it's just fucking gay as fuck that ref made the call. He's a faggot and should be treated as such.

 

[TJones3312]

I understand the rule it's just fucking gay as fuck that ref made the call. He's a faggot and should be treated as such.

No disagreement here.

 

[The Dad]

they blew it.

 

[6deuce]

No disagreement here.

WELL THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!











Sorry I blew up.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

Stanley threw touchdowns into the end zone. It was a neat thing that used to happen

Having guys like Fant Or Hockenson had a lot to do with that.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Having guys like Fant Or Hockenson had a lot to do with that.

So did having an ounce of trust in Fat Nate's big swinging dick. With the current offense that does not exist, and missing out on a FG opportunity would be crushing.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

So did having an ounce of trust in Fat Nate's big swinging dick. With the current offense that does not exist, and missing out on a FG opportunity would be crushing.

Sure, but there wasn’t anyone who could cover Fant in the red zone. IMO, we didn’t use him enough

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea I'm not sure how much it matters with Petras

 

[Kamala]

No disagreement here.

If the rule is that a play can only be reversed with clear and obvious evidence then the ref should always make the call on the field they believe to be correct, even if that involves blowing a play dead. Otherwise the replay is biased toward a call the officials believes was wrong to begin with.

A better solution would be to eliminate replay and not review anything for any reason ever.

 

[cloudhawk]

If the rule is that a play can only be reversed with clear and obvious evidence then the ref should always make the call on the field they believe to be correct, even if that involves blowing a play dead. Otherwise the replay is biased toward a call the officials believes was wrong to begin with.

A better solution would be to eliminate replay and not review anything for any reason ever.

True, but you should let the play on the field play out, in this case, if you are a fucking loser ref and are wrong, you cannot give them the deserved TD because you fucking suck.

 

[The Full Monte]

Stanley threw touchdowns into the end zone. It was a neat thing that used to happen

This shit is depressing:

Stanzi: 56 passing TD's and 7400 yards in 37 games
Stanley: 68 passing TD's and 8300 yards in 39 games
Spencer: 24 passing TD's and 5200 yards in 31 games

 

[KitKatApples]

EW

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Stanley threw touchdowns into the end zone. It was a neat thing that used to happen

BF:

 

[Revolver]

FWIW, I would take Nate Chandler as the QB of this current team over Nate Stanley, but that may be just me.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I'd take Scott Chandler

 

[SteadyEddy]

Maybe even Chandler Bing.

 

[BuffettHawk]

FWIW, I would take Nate Chandler as the QB of this current team over Nate Stanley, but that may be just me.

Why is that? Chandler was a serviceable QB and would be an upgrade over Petras, but I would probably take Stanley since he has the better arm.

 

[Alan Lomax]

This shit is depressing:

Stanzi: 56 passing TD's and 7400 yards in 37 games
Stanley: 68 passing TD's and 8300 yards in 39 games
Spencer: 24 passing TD's and 5200 yards in 31 games

And somehow they’ve won games. It’s absolutely ridiculous. Just complete nonsense.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

And somehow they’ve won games. It’s absolutely ridiculous. Just complete nonsense.

The defense is better and the division is worse.

 

[KitKatApples]

I still can't get over how that play isn't reviewable. You call that a TD every time and then review it. That ref should be anally raped by @KitKatApples

@YugoslavianMountainHound thinks this makes me attractive to women

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[Revolver]

Why is that? Chandler was a serviceable QB and would be an upgrade over Petras, but I would probably take Stanley since he has the better arm.

Maybe I was just too young and stupid when Chandler was the QB. I recall that he pissed me off (mainly in that Wisconsin game), but not nearly as often as Stanley pissed me off.

I’m still stupid, but I’m not young anymore.

 

[Harlan]

Stanzi was overrated deal with it

I will drown you in a toilet.

 

[Harlan]

Maybe even Chandler Bing.

Could this offense BE ANY WORSE?

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

 

[Greg Obrecht]

 

[Debit One]