**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[Greg Obrecht]

Wow, he threw that into the 10h row.

 

[brantshawks]

Wouldn't that be fucking something?

Peaches goes and actually gets an OC that doesn't have some learning disabilities and realizes his neck can move while looking for receivers and that he can look out both of his eyes at the same time.

 

[brantshawks]

Sorry, should have just tagged @CleteyColgate there.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Chance most people think Spencer has at the NFL: 0
Chance @BigCandleGuy thinks Spencer has at the NFL: 0 x 100 = 0

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I think what Brecht is saying is that Spencer mostly sucks dick at football, but he continues to play football, despite people pointing out that he sucks dick at it.

There's something really honest about what he's doing...kind of a suck like nobody is watching type of thing.

 

[Alan Lomax]

Kirk’s ultimate “fuck you.” A reverse blackballing of Spencer getting him an nfl contract. Book it.

 

[Verbal]

...whiteballing?

 

[Pipiyopee]

I don’t mean to get technical, but I think it’s white vag-ing in this case.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Spencer's career highlight tape will be that midget bouncing off him and the Manning camp throw in shorts.

 

[The Full Monte]

Interesting story involving former Iowa coach and a former recruit Iowa was hard after as well

 

[douglasbader]

Thanks, Gus.

 

[SuperHans]

I’m selling the idea of Van Ness as a high draft pick this year. He may look the part and is a good player, but I don’t see the consistent dominance of Clayborn, Epenesa or even Nixon. I’m not sure if I’d take him over Anthony Nelson right now.

 

[The Full Monte]

I’m selling the idea of Van Ness as a high draft pick this year. He may look the part and is a good player, but I don’t see the consistent dominance of Clayborn, Epenesa or even Nixon. I’m not sure if I’d take him over Anthony Nelson right now.

He need to be playing full-time on the Edge. Right now, way too many of those snaps are on the interior

 

[Alan Lomax]

He need to be playing full-time on the Edge. Right now, way too many of those snaps are on the interior

I think the defense has some things figured out.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Waggoner, Evans and Shannon are gone after this year. Guessing if LVN is back, he and Craig are probably getting the bulk of the snaps at DE spots

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I think the defense has some things figured out.

I think he means in terms of his draft position.

 

[CamelTones]

Waggoner, Evans and Shannon are gone after this year. Guessing if LVN is back, he and Craig are probably getting the bulk of the snaps at DE spots

Evans and Shannon may use their free year and come back.

 

[The Full Monte]

I think he means in terms of his draft position.

If LVN had a full season of snaps off the edge…his stats would be “eye popping” and every broadcast would have 8 minute montage sucking him off the way they did guys like Aiden Hutchinson

Not a commentary at all about how Iowa should be using him.

 

[douglasbader]

Evans and Shannon will be back.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

If this team finds a QB next year, they will win the douche championship game. Write it down

 

[The Full Monte]

Evans and Shannon will be back.

That would be a hell of a Christmas gift for Hawkeye fans

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Sure, that’ll work. He’s not great but at the least appears to be a step up from what we have on deck and may actually come here

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Evans and Shannon may use their free year and come back.

That is fantastic

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Sure, that’ll work. He’s not great but at the least appears to be a step up from what we have on deck and may actually come here

I know very little about him. But several Iowa sports 'reporters' are retweeting, so there may be some smoke there.

 

[CamelTones]

Kakert and Sanderson have been retweeting quite a few random receivers and QBs that are entering the portal.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

They do this every year

 

[The Full Monte]

Appears to be quite small, though has had some decent stats last two years

 

[The Full Monte]

 

[douglasbader]

Gabbert fucking sucks.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

He may suck but his career 143 QBR looks pretty good after what we’ve witnessed. 45 TDs 14 INTs as well. I haven’t watched him play since the Iowa game but he can move around a little bit too, yes?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

He may suck but his career 143 QBR looks pretty good after what we’ve witnessed. 45 TDs 14 INTs as well. I haven’t watched him play since the Iowa game but he can move around a little bit too, yes?

Anybody can move around better than ol' lead legs

 

[cloudhawk]

Anybody can move around better than ol' lead legs

That's soon to be 2 time big ten west champion ol' lead legs to you

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Evans and Shannon may use their free year and come back.

I can see Evans coming back, but it doesn't seem like Shannon is gonna improve much in an additional year.

I welcome them both back with open arms, either way.

 

[nikolausp]

I can see Evans coming back, but it doesn't seem like Shannon is gonna improve much in an additional year.

I welcome them both back with open arms, either way.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

He may suck but his career 143 QBR looks pretty good after what we’ve witnessed. 45 TDs 14 INTs as well. I haven’t watched him play since the Iowa game but he can move around a little bit too, yes?

Anybody can move around better than ol' lead legs

[SNORT]"Backyard football." [/SNORT]

KF

 

[Gushawk]

We can and must do better than a fucking average MAC QB. It will take a change at coordinator to do so.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Hey guys, maybe our 4* Rivals250 recruit doesn’t suck?

 

[HSP_Hawk]

Hey guys, maybe our 4* Rivals250 recruit doesn’t suck?

Counterpoint - Racioppi

 

[fossilhawk]

Counterpoint - Racioppi

Counter-counterpoint: started for his HS as an eighth-grader, career 70% completion rate, 78.8% over his last two years, averaged 16.6 yards per carry last year.

You can shriek "Racioppi!" all you want, but (1) by that logic Patrick Mahomes, who pays Jake Christensen to tutor him, should suck donkey cock; and (2) just watch the tape, it's pornographic.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Counter-counterpoint: started for his HS as an eighth-grader, career 70% completion rate, 78.8% over his last two years, averaged 16.6 yards per carry last year.

You can shriek "Racioppi!" all you want, but (1) by that logic Patrick Mahomes, who pays Jake Christensen to tutor him, should suck donkey cock; and (2) just watch the tape, it's pornographic.

He's attacking Racioppi's coaching of Spencer.

 

[HSP_Hawk]

Counter-counterpoint: started for his HS as an eighth-grader, career 70% completion rate, 78.8% over his last two years, averaged 16.6 yards per carry last year.

You can shriek "Racioppi!" all you want, but (1) by that logic Patrick Mahomes, who pays Jake Christensen to tutor him, should suck donkey cock; and (2) just watch the tape, it's pornographic.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Patrick Mahomes, who pays Jake Christensen to tutor him,

This can't possibly be true

 

[C-3PO]

Blaine’s younger brother.

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[KitKatApples]

You don't say

 

[C-3PO]

You don't say

I did though.

 

[KitKatApples]

You've got me there

 

[C-3PO]

You've got me there

Okay maybe this will make it better.

 

[RiotFan]

Hey guys, maybe our 4* Rivals250 recruit doesn’t suck?

Yeah, but it will take him at least 3 years to learn Brian’s system!