**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[KitKatApples]

Bob gettin gangster up in here

 

[BluesHawk]

Bob gettin gangster up in here

 

[BluesHawk]

I smoked so much weed to this song in my youth.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

“I think it’s probably unrealistic to think he’ll be able to throw a ball for several months now, including spring," Ferentz said Sunday of Petras.

 

[CleteyColgate]

“I think it’s probably unrealistic to think he’ll be able to throw a ball for several months now, including spring," Ferentz said Sunday of Petras.

I hope Petras sticks around to be the backup, or else starts for Wisconsin next year.

 

[BBK]

“I think it’s probably unrealistic to think he’ll be able to throw a ball for several months now, including spring," Ferentz said Sunday of Petras.

I'm going to believe Petras is starting week 1 in 2023 until a transfer is announced.

Kirk just loves the guy

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

“I think it’s probably unrealistic to think he’ll be able to throw a ball for several months now, including spring," Ferentz said Sunday of Petras.

 

[douglasbader]

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holden should announce soon (possibly in the morning), still sounds like a lock.

Keegan Johnson met with the Iowa staff last night. He's got 35 different schools after him and Notre Dame wants him bad, but he wants to stay as of now.

 

[CleteyColgate]

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holden should announce soon, still sounds like a lock.

Keegan Johnson met with the Iowa staff last night. He's got 35 different schools after him and Notre Dame wants him bad, but he wants to stay as of now.

DOUG IS NEVER WRONG EXCEPT EVERY TIME WHEN HE IS WRONG

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

The paid sites have sold a lot of subscriptions off the promise of the transfer portal this week, so hopefully they are able to deliver.

lol

 

[Gushawk]

Where do things stand with this TesLaa fag, @douglasbader ?

 

[CamelTones]

Don’t even add it to the cart Kirk, just click buy now.

 

[BngHawk]

Where do things stand with this TesLaa fag, @douglasbader ?

If anyone would know, it would be Doug.

 

[The Full Monte]

Where do things stand with this TesLaa fag, @douglasbader ?

Slightly less confident today than Friday

 

[BngHawk]

“I think it’s probably unrealistic to think he’ll be able to throw a ball for several months now, including spring," Ferentz said Sunday of Petras.

 

[The Full Monte]

Don’t even add it to the cart Kirk, just click buy now.

That’s on odd name to hit the portal. Native Alabama kid, Played early in his career and from all reports….very very good. Have to wonder what the motivation is to transfer

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Don’t even add it to the cart Kirk, just click buy now.

Pay later using Klarna if you have to!

 

[ivan_drago]

Petras is 100 percent coming back. He won’t be in any sort of starting competition, but enjoy the distraction.

 

[The Dad]

That’s on odd name to hit the portal. Native Alabama kid, Played early in his career and from all reports….very very good. Have to wonder what the motivation is to transfer

 

[TJones3312]

Petras is 100 percent coming back. He won’t be in any sort of starting competition, but enjoy the distraction.

I mean Kirk’s comments yesterday kinda made that obvious didn’t it?

 

[The Full Monte]

If he’s injured, having surgery and likely not even ready by spring….leaving now would basically be quitting football

 

[The Dad]

Petras is 100 percent coming back. He won’t be in any sort of starting competition, but enjoy the distraction.

I feel like I heard something very similar 12 months ago.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

If he’s injured, having surgery and likely not even ready by spring….leaving now would basically be quitting football

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Spence really enjoys wearing the red hat.

 

[TJones3312]

Spence really enjoys it eating the red hat.

Sounds scrumptious

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

That’s on odd name to hit the portal. Native Alabama kid, Played early in his career and from all reports….very very good. Have to wonder what the motivation is to transfer

Prime is getting a good one.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[The Full Monte]

Spence really enjoys wearing the red hat.

I won’t be shocked in the slightest when he turns out to be a decent coach one day

 

[The Dad]

Impossible. Dipshit Douglas said he was back. I even liked the post where he said it.

 

[Gushawk]

Hope we get 3-4 portal WRs.

 

[The Dad]

Why do we all the sudden think we’ll become some extremely appetizing destination for WRs?

 

[Gushawk]

Why do we all the sudden think we’ll become some extremely appetizing destination for WRs?

I personally hope we’ve got a name OC lined up and are telling all sorts of tall tales about how he’ll use them.

 

[CamelTones]

My 2 year old picked the perfect weekend to pickup influenza A. Gives me all day to focus on the portal.

 

[The Dad]

I personally hope we’ve got a name OC lined up and are telling all sorts of tall tales about how he’ll use them.

You hold these hopes even after seeing what the Director of Recruiting tweeted just 36 hours ago?

 

[Creed]

“I think it’s probably unrealistic to think he’ll be able to throw a ball for several months now, including spring," Ferentz said Sunday of Petras.

Fuck you Kirk.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

(but I understand it)

 

[Shawneemicks]

Hope we get 3-4 portal WRs.

At least 3, yes

 

[cloudhawk]

So, to recap Spencer is coming back after walking at senior day.
They were unable to convince Johnson to stay even though it was reported and confirmed by Doug he wanted to stay.
Plus, one of our ivory dream- portal locks is visiting other teams that actually use WR including Iowa Fucking St.

Progressing nicely so far- anything else?

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I continue to be on record that the portal and NIL is the dumbest fucking thing in the world, while still hoping that we find ourselves enriched.

I will continue to think this until such a time when it isn't the dumbest fucking thing in the world.

 

[CamelTones]

Hopefully this doesn’t end up like that one year with The Criminal where everyone was excited about potential JUCO and high school recruits he was going after and all he was able to do was get a commit from Devon Archie.

 

[The Dad]

I printed out Tyler Barnes’ tweet to send to Swarm asking for my money back.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I think they need at least 1 starter level LB too

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Hopefully this doesn’t end up like that one year with The Criminal where everyone was excited about potential JUCO and high school recruits he was going after and all he was able to do was get a commit from Devon Archie.

It will end up half as good as the level of excitement people had.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

It's the Iowa way.

 

[newsbreaker]

Spencer is coming back? Is he going to stand outside the football facility and hold a boombox over his head?

 

[cloudhawk]

Hopefully he's with Enterprise or Billion handing out keys to new cars to Portal recruits

 

[ivan_drago]

Spencer is coming back? Is he going to stand outside the football facility and hold a boombox over his head?

My guess is he wants the medical care for the shoulder and to get a foray into coaching.

 

[Gushawk]

I think they need at least 1 starter level LB too

It does get very unknown and unproven after Jacobs and Higgins. Klempf seems very soybean meh.

 

[Shawneemicks]

It does get very unknown and unproven after Jacobs and Higgins. Klempf seems very soybean meh.

Yup

 

[The Full Monte]

It does get very unknown and unproven after Jacobs and Higgins. Klempf seems very soybean meh.

Klemp is as maeh as it gets