**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[The Dad]

NIL guy saying brace for more bad news before anything good. Losing another starter, didn't say what position.

QB plz

 

[BBK]

I'll bet anyone $100 that Spencer is the starter at Iowa for Game 1 of 2023.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Other than Johnson, is there a starter that we'd really miss that badly.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I'll bet anyone $100 that Spencer is the starter at Iowa for Game 1 of 2023.

You also wanted to bet Iowa wouldn't get a QB in the portal.

 

[The Dad]

I'll bet anyone $100 that Spencer is the starter at Iowa for Game 1 of 2023.

Well they both missed spring practice recovering from injury so we just thought Spencer had a better command of the offense coming into week 1….

 

[Whatever]

Other than Johnson, is there a starter that we'd really miss that badly.

Cooper DeJean.

 

[cloudhawk]

You also wanted to bet Iowa wouldn't get a QB in the portal.

Yeah, in hindsight I probably should of took that one

 

[Mr. Hawk]

NIL guy saying brace for more bad news before anything good. Losing another starter, didn't say what position.

You will be held accountable for this post.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Well they both missed spring practice recovering from injury so we just thought Spencer had a better command of the offense coming into week 1….

That's a good way to have your collective shut down

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Cooper DeJean.

Shut your mouth.

But doubt Kirk would have talked about him playing on the bowl game if he was leaving

 

[douglasbader]

NIL guy saying brace for more bad news before anything good. Losing another starter, didn't say what position.

Kicker.

 

[cloudhawk]

No, no, no, no, no,no

 

[CamelTones]

He’s hinting it might be Jestin Jacobs. But also that at the end of December we won’t even notice so kicker would make sense.

 

[douglasbader]

He’s hinting it might be Jestin Jacobs. But also that at the end of December we won’t even notice so kicker would make sense.

I just checked. It isn't the kicker. That was a joke.

It is either Jacobs or Vines. Likely Jacobs.

 

[nolookpass]

OSU is throwing money at Jacobs

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Why in the hell would Jacobs leave?

 

[Harlan]

You will be held accountable for this post.

A strongly worded letter is currently being penned...

 

[cloudhawk]

Neither of those make much sense, unless angling for $$$$. Jacobs played early, was injured, and set to start for phil Parker D and as long as KF is around is there a better place for FG kicker except maybe Georgia and all the pts they score. I guess kicking in nicer weather

 

[nolookpass]

Why in the hell would Jacobs leave?

ca$h.

 

[CamelTones]

OSU is throwing money at Jacobs

Actually sounds like Oregon is the one throwing money at him.

 

[CamelTones]

Also might be Jacobs leaving and Hausman entering.

 

[cloudhawk]

Sounds like there is some Ducks that need to be fucked up

 

[Debit One]

ca$h.

Thanks for using the dollar sign. We wouldn’t have been able to figure it out otherwise.

 

[CamelTones]

This is the worst news of the day for @StinkyMcFadden

 

[nolookpass]

Thanks for using the dollar sign. We wouldn’t have been able to figure it out otherwise.

you are welcome.

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa might be involved with an Oregon LB now as well.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

 

[BuffettHawk]

This is the worst news of the day for @StinkyMcFadden

I didn't know this guy played for Iowa.

 

[Kerky]

Iowa might be involved with an Oregon LB now as well.

Definitely have depth issue there, particularly if Jacobs leaves

 

[BuffettHawk]

Jordan Kumm...

 

[douglasbader]

Actually sounds like Oregon is the one throwing money at him.

Confirmed. It's Oregon after him.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Gonna need Benson to come back.

 

[CamelTones]

There had been a rumor out there that Oregon offered Xwankpa $100k just to enter the portal and take a visit in hopes he would go to Oregon and bring Proctor with him.

This is all really fucking stupid.

 

[Creed]

Jacobs leaving would be a big ol shit sandwich.

 

[6deuce]

If he couldn't get playing time with that group of WR's then he can go fuck himself right in the dickhole.

 

[Mr. Hawk]

Jacobs leaving would be a big ol shit sandwich.

Correct. I simply will not allow it.

 

[The Full Monte]

There had been a rumor out there that Oregon offered Xwankpa $100k just to enter the portal and take a visit in hopes he would go to Oregon and bring Proctor with him.

This is all really fucking stupid.

This seems like a post that ol @Fair and Balanced would just light the fuck up

 

[CamelTones]

Correct. I simply will not allow it.

You’re gonna have to match Oregons offer.

 

[TJones3312]

Correct. I simply will not allow it.

Better back up the brinks truck!

 

[The Full Monte]

Jacobs leaving would be a big ol shit sandwich.

Jacobs leaving would fucking SUUUUCCCCKKK

But he’s being pursued heavily by Oregon and contacted by at least two others.

 

[cloudhawk]

Vince McMahon strutting.gif

MH walking into SWARM headquarters.....

 

[RazHawk]

So what's it going to cost to outbid Phil Knight for Jacobs, Proctor, & Xwankpa?

Just let the schools pay these kids so you can get them under contract.

 

[Creed]

Burn down their whole fucking state. Cocksuckers.

 

[douglasbader]

So what's it going to cost to outbid Phil Knight for Jacobs, Proctor, & Xwankpa?

Just let the schools pay these kids so you can get them under contract.

Xwamnpa isn't going anywhere.

 

[6deuce]

I can't imagine wanting to go to Oregon when staying at Iowa is probably going to end up making you more in the NFL. Especially when you're getting NIL money at Iowa. (I don't know if Jacobs has received anything).

 

[The Tin Man]

Jacobs leaving would fucking SUUUUCCCCKKK

But he’s being pursued heavily by Oregon and contacted by at least two others.

Is this all legal now? It used to be called tampering. I was under the impression that one had to be in the portal to be contacted. Maybe I’m wrong.

 

[BBK]

I can't imagine wanting to go to Oregon when staying at Iowa is probably going to end up making you more in the NFL. Especially when you're getting NIL money at Iowa. (I don't know if Jacobs has received anything).

 

[BBK]

Is this all legal now? It used to be called tampering. I was under the impression that one had to be in the portal to be contacted. Maybe I’m wrong.

There are no rules anymore

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Xwamnpa

JFC

 

[douglasbader]

Is this all legal now? It used to be called tampering. I was under the impression that one had to be in the portal to be contacted. Maybe I’m wrong.

Zero rules, or at least zero enforceable rules.