**Official 2022 Iowa Football Season Thread**

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

 

[douglasbader]

No wai! I was assured by IowaFan they aren't making any changes and Spencer is coming back to start!!

 

[6deuce]

Oh, you wouldn't believe the gossip!

Sorry you don’t have friends, Dougie.

 

[BngHawk]

IowaFan!

 

[brantshawks]

#teamdoug

 

[hawkeyealum]

Brian’s playcalling is so good I’m sure he’s the perfect guy to retool and entire offense!!!

 

[Pinehawk]

Doug said his inside sources said Brian is definitely gone. Surely he’s right this time.

 

[BngHawk]

Doug said his inside sources said Brian is definitely gone. Surely he’s right this time.

Whether Doug’s right or wrong, he’ll be sure to tell us all about it.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Doug's inner voices said Brian is definitely gone.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

The GDGD news came out on January 6th. A day I will always treasure.

FWIW peace

 

[Harlan]

By the end of the week the entire fan base minus Doug will be demanding Spencer come back and start next season.

 

[douglasbader]

That was a hell of a listen. Cade and others basically confirmed that it is the wild wild west x 1000.

He also confirmed that him going to Iowa was because of his relationship with Budmyar or however you spell it. He mentioned Holden from Alabama as well.

It also sounds like Michigan medical staff is a shit show and they have no real collective, which confirms what Hunter Dickenson said.

 

[CleteyColgate]

That was a hell of a listen. Cade and others basically confirmed that it is the wild wild west x 1000.

He also confirmed that him going to Iowa was because of his relationship with Budmyar or however you spell it. He mentioned Holden from Alabama as well.

It also sounds like Michigan medical staff is a shit show and they have no real collective, which confirms what Hunter Dickenson said.

I wonder if he knows that Iowa isn't recruiting Holden anymore!

 

[douglasbader]

"They want to open it up and rely on the pass game more than they ever have" and sounds like it came directly from Kirk. Not going to rely on the defense only to win games.

 

[rodg12]

 

[Hawk&Balls]

 

[The Dad]

He’s talking to you @BBK

 

[C-3PO]

This guy ain’t no acoustic guitar player.

 

[CleteyColgate]

He’s talking to you @BBK

#Halo

 

[Harlan]

This guy ain’t no acoustic guitar player.

 

[TH1974]

This guy fucks

 

[BBK]

Gonna be tough to make that type of change watching Spencer from the sideline

 

[douglasbader]

Gonna be tough to make that type of change watching Spencer from the sideline

T's & P's to that $100 you are losing. That's like 3 months rent!!

 

[BBK]

T's & P's to that $100 you are losing. That's like 3 months rent!!

So says you.

1.5 months, papi. But I have lived in places where 3 months rent is less than $100

 

[douglasbader]

So says you.

1.5 months, papi. But I have lived in places where 3 months rent is less than $100

Don't forget that time you let me live rent free in your head, brah!

 

[BBK]

Don't forget that time you let me live rent free in your head, brah!

I love you papi

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Whether Doug’s right or wrong, he’ll be sure to tell us all about it.

I feel like bnghawk is really stepping up his posting game needling Doug in this thread. Too bad @douglasbader is too scared to engage with him and had to put him on ignore. Weak sauce.

 

[RazHawk]

 

[Kamala]

I remember a lot of promises being made about how GDGD was going to run an aggressive, attacking offense.

"He's a passionate coach," Whitaker said. "He's one that he loves to get after it. If he sees anything that the defense may give up or allow, he's going to attack that. So you can see that he's very aggressive in his play calls and he knows that a play will work."

I was also told that Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz was going to adapt week to week and change as necessary from one game to the next.

And we understand in order to do that — in order to compete at that level in this conference — we’re going to need to have some flexibility and have the ability to change on a weekly basis — and do what’s best to win football games.”

I don’t believe anything until I see it.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Me too

 

[Kamala]

"They want to open it up and rely on the pass game more than they ever have" and sounds like it came directly from Kirk. Not going to rely on the defense only to win games.

I don’t think “not enough pass attempts” was the problem this year.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I don’t think “not enough pass attempts” was the problem this year.

I’d say:
Terrible QB
Below average OC
Awful OL
Pedestrian WR’s

 

[MisterFalcon]

I’d say:
Terrible QB
Below average OC
Awful OL
Pedestrian WR’s

You're giving the OC too much credit.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You're giving the OC too much credit.

I’m an apologist

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I’m an apologist

Sorry

 

[Shawneemicks]

I’m an apologist

 

[douglasbader]

I feel like bnghawk is really stepping up his posting game needling Doug in this thread. Too bad @douglasbader is too scared to engage with him and had to put him on ignore. Weak sauce.

I forgot about him already, but like my man BBK said the last time that dork cried and quit....

Youre terrible. And the definition of a bitch.

Maybe you should post more about it. And then post in every single thread without ever having a single original thought which anyone would ever care to read.

 

[BngHawk]

This wouldn’t be so bad for dougie if he didn’t go to the moon like a cyclone fan claiming to be such an insider! that he’s basically a member of the Hawkeye football staff.

 

[douglasbader]

Sorry you guys have to read his terrible posts. Put him on ignore, it's wonderful. Like every thread was an overcrowded highway that suddenly is flowing along at 80mph.

 

[BngHawk]

Anyway, not to make this thread about Doug’s constant need for attention, but I’ll be looking forward to Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz leaving the program entirely. Hawk hawk hawk.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Anyway, not to make this thread about Doug’s constant need for attention, but I’ll be looking forward to Kirk’s son, Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz leaving the program entirely. Hawk hawk hawk.

I want him to leave like everyone else, but I don't think it's too much to ask that he also be publicly humiliated by his father while he's walking out the door.

 

[BngHawk]

I want him to leave like everyone else, but I don't think it's too much to ask that he also be publicly humiliated by his father while he's walking out the door.

I think it’s what everyone deserves. It would be magical. We’ve earned it.

 

[26.2]

Sorry you guys have to read his terrible posts. Put him on ignore, it's wonderful. Like every thread was an overcrowded highway that suddenly is flowing along at 80mph.

Bragging about blocking someone is the epitome of low-T internet behavior. More evidence that Doug is a dickless pussy loser faget.

 

[douglasbader]

Bragging about blocking someone is the epitome of low-T internet behavior. More evidence that Doug is a dickless pussy loser faget.

You're up next, fucko. Watch yourself.

 

[26.2]

You're up next, fucko. Watch yourself.

I suppose you learned how to ignore so well from your wife's behavior around your birthday

 

[CleteyColgate]

fucko

Lol

 

[Shawneemicks]

 

[douglasbader]

I suppose you learned how to ignore so well from your wife's behavior around your birthday

Maybe, but I learned to be an attention whore from your wife.

 

[26.2]

Maybe, but I learned to be an attention whore from your wife.

Your wife checks into places on multiple social media platforms daily. I'm glad she was able to get her regular order at Starbucks this morning on her way to Tyrone's place.

 

[Harlan]

Your wife checks into places on multiple social media platforms daily. I'm glad she was able to get her regular order at Starbucks this morning on her way to Tyrone's place.

Reported for leaking my name.