**Official Albany vs. Iowa Football Thread - 5:10pm - FS1**

[Shawneemicks]

More than 2 punts in either half arms folded until January

 

[AZmessDAWG]

More than 2 punts in either half arms folded until January

There there we see you.

 

[Fletch]

Iowa doesn't play St Ambrose this year.

You can’t possibly know that.

 

[Monster]

You can’t possibly know that.

No i really do.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

No, I really do.*

 

[Monster]

No, I really do suck dicks.*

.

 

[Shawneemicks]

 

[Fletch]

No i really do.

Oh

 

[ivan_drago]

Fuck!!

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Injury rumors true?

 

[Greg Obrecht]

Apparently yes. RVZ out 5-6 weeks

 

[brantshawks]

And those are??

 

[AZmessDAWG]

No, I really suck dicks.

FIFY

 

[Hawk&Balls]

hopefully that means hes back for psu/minny/oregon

 

[Talkin' Goat]

 

[Lee Beevers]

FIFY

I thought he had you at first. Good to see you got him!!!

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Freak foot injury? I guess better than a freak gasoline fight accident

 

[The Dad]

I declare something fucky going on, especially with his fall in the depth chart.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I declare something fucky going on, especially with his fall in the depth chart.

Settle down padre.

 

[The Dad]

Settle down padre.

Too late, I already declared it.

 

[Gushawk]

Likely not a mower incident as that knocked me out for an entire softball regular season.

 

[Parallel]

Likely not a mower incident as that knocked me out for an entire softball regular season.

What if it is? Won't you feel silly!

 

[Bob Sanders]

The leading returning receiver... except for Gill who had more than twice as many receptions and yards. Great info Matt.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Hell yeah fuck yeah, make an example out of him Bob

 

[Monster]

So Saturday will the home side be in the shade at kickoff?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Yes, the press box side will be in the shade

 

[Hawk&Balls]

hey everybody!

 

[Monster]

hey everybody!

Wat

 

[Bob Sanders]

Hell yeah fuck yeah, make an example out of him Bob

I'm sure he reads Halo.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

I'm sure he reads Halo.

We should see about getting him a free trial!

 

[Kerky]

So Saturday will the home side be in the shade at kickoff?

I will be staring into the sun, but with free tickets, so who am I to look a gift horse.....

 

[BBK]

What did the little boy's mom say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

 

[Pinehawk]

What did Mel Gibson say to the woman at the beach who was casting shade?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

 

[brantshawks]

What did Lyle Menendez's dad say to him?


What are you gonna do about it?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

What did the little boy's mom say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!

what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

 

[KitKatApples]

Michael Jackson was a singer, song writer and performer and acne is the occurrence of inflamed or infected sebaceous glands in the skin; in particular, a condition characterized by red pimples on the face, prevalent chiefly among teenagers.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Michael Jackson was a singer, song writer and performer and acne is the occurrence of inflamed or infected sebaceous glands in the skin; in particular, a condition characterized by red pimples on the face, prevalent chiefly among teenagers.

Acne doesn’t come on your face until you are a teenager.

 

[KitKatApples]

Oh man, I was way off

 

[Monster]

Acne doesn’t come on your face until you are a teenager.

You had a neighbor named Acne Smith.

 

[KitKatApples]

I don't think the last name was necessary

 

[Monster]

I don't think the last name was necessary

Makes it funnier.

 

[cloudhawk]

Prob better than Acne Johnson

 

[KitKatApples]

EW

 

[CleteyColgate]

Michael Jackson was a singer, song writer and performer and acne is the occurrence of inflamed or infected sebaceous glands in the skin; in particular, a condition characterized by red pimples on the face, prevalent chiefly among teenagers.

Michael Jackson did struggle with acne, especially in his teenage years and early 20s.

Biographers and people close to him have noted that acne affected his self-esteem during his rise to fame. In fact, like many performers under constant public scrutiny, his skin condition was something he worked hard to manage with dermatologists.

 

[Monster]

Michael Jackson did struggle with acne, especially in his teenage years and early 20s.

Biographers and people close to him have noted that acne affected his self-esteem during his rise to fame. In fact, like many performers under constant public scrutiny, his skin condition was something he worked hard to manage with dermatologists.

If only he had worked as hard on not fucking little boys.

 

[Monster]

After listening to the Hawk Central podcast I'm feeling very good about Iowa -38. Albany lost 3 starters off the offensive line to the portal, have several inexperienced players on defense, an interim coach, etc. Mainly, I like Iowa's likelihood of scoring when they put Hank Brown and the other back ups in. Lester is going to want him to run the offense, so I don't see the usual letting up on the gas pedal. Iowa wins 48-3.

 

[Herbie2]

After listening to the Hawk Central podcast I'm feeling very good about Iowa -38. Albany lost 3 starters off the offensive line to the portal, have several inexperienced players on defense, an interim coach, etc. Mainly, I like Iowa's likelihood of scoring when they put Hank Brown and the other back ups in. Lester is going to want him to run the offense, so I don't see the usual letting up on the gas pedal. Iowa wins 48-3.

Their QB joined the team after spring practice...he transferred in from Buffalo, where last season he played in 3 games and did not attempt a single pass.

 

[cloudhawk]

A one dimensional running team with 3 inexperienced OL sounds good

 

[Thrawn II]

Their QB joined the team after spring practice...he transferred in from Buffalo, where last season he played in 3 games and did not attempt a single pass.

Buffalo’s QB group is underrated