**Official Iowa at Wisconsin Football Thread - 3pm - FOX**

[champion_thedrinker]

I'm seeing a nail biter here, hope I'm wrong and iowa boat races them.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

My 3 year old just shit his pants. That seems like a bad omen.

Your kids name Nate?

 

[Rolo Tomassi]

Minnesota's for real.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Iowa money line. Lolz.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Fuck everything

 

[Soda Popinski]

Nate Stanley is a fucking pussy

 

[Matt]

Wisconsin played really fucking dumb and Iowa still couldn’t win, fuck those faggots forever

Still have a shot to get a big win next week and finish 9-3 with a shot at 10-3 after a bowl win, miss out on getting butt fucked in Indy, oh well

and fuck that fat nate fumble early

 

[thrawn]

Would have gone well if Stanley didn’t suck for 40 minutes.

 

[6deuce]

OMG it’s sooooooo cold here. You stupid fuck @6deuce

RATT

 

[Matt]

Good thing Doug didn’t actually bet 2k on the money line

 

[Matt]

Figure out a god damn two point conversion play

 

[Alan Lomax]

Stanley's career in a game.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I hope doug's daughter likes MCC

 

[CamelTones]

Chris Doyle is overpaid.

 

[Creed]

Wisconsin enables sexual assaulters.

 

[Matt]

And LOL at no onside kick, as if Iowa was ever going to stop the run

 

[MikeyJoe]

Apparently you can throw the ball downfield?

 

[BillyBob]

doug just lost his house and car. and dignity.

 

[The Tin Man]

Hawks score 5 times, the Badgers 4. The difference is scoring TDs vs FGs, especially when you have a short field after a turnover.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Apparently you can throw the ball downfield?

They'll forget.

 

[Matt]

Apparently you can throw the ball downfield?

but not until you get down multiple TDs

 

[Floyd R]

If Stanley follows Sarg to the left, Iowa converts the 2 pt conversion. God freaking damnit.

 

[Deez]

Chris Doyle is overpaid.

His son shouldn’t be playing either

 

[Kerky]

Same old, same old.

 

[RiotFan]

And LOL at no onside kick, as if Iowa was ever going to stop the run

Then the too early TO. KF special on the clock management.

 

[joshdeets]

Chris Doyle is overpaid.

His son shouldn’t be playing either

But he works so hard in the weight room and he does it “right”!!!!!

 

[Kerky]

If Stanley follows Sarg to the left, Iowa converts the 2 pt conversion. God freaking damnit.

The ref got in the way of his block

 

[RiotFan]

Chris Doyle is overpaid.

His son shouldn’t be playing either

This.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Shocking result. They're a year away.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Other teams are good and try as well.

 

[douglasbader]

Apparently you can throw the ball downfield?

College Football is extremely simple. Throw the ball down the fucking field and good things happen.

Brian is a fat retard. It has been obvious for most of Stanley's career he is excellent when the offense is uptempo and he can see the field and make throws. He is fucking terrible when you have him huddling up for 35 seconds and then having to make 20 fucking reads at the line.

They finally get in a situation where they get down 2 scores and have no choice and suddenly Nate (who had thrown for 43 yards in 3 quarters) looks like a NFL 1st round draft pick an is throwing incredible passes an making great decisions.

Phil Parker was also very poor overall in this game and Dillon Doyle is a slow moron.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Recruit some better linemen. GTFO with all of these pussies

 

[RiotFan]

Shocking result. They're a year away.

Huh?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

@BBK will be excited Illinois is going to beat sparty after trailing 28-3

 

[Hawkstrat]

And LOL at no onside kick, as if Iowa was ever going to stop the run

Then the too early TO. KF special on the clock management.

The TO after the 7 yard run on first is almost inexplicably stupid.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

It’s pretty simple. Wisconsin is a much better version of Iowa, especially on the DL/OL.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Would be nice if Iowa could recruit a stud rb for once

 

[BBK]

@BBK will be excited Illinois is going to beat sparty after trailing 28-3

Just saw that. What a strange year this is. They are going to let Lovie coach there as long as he wants.

Illinois is now ahead of Iowa in the standings.

 

[RiotFan]

And LOL at no onside kick, as if Iowa was ever going to stop the run

Then the too early TO. KF special on the clock management.

The TO after the 7 yard run on first is almost inexplicably stupid.

But not surprising from this staff.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Third downs :

Iowa 1/9
Wisconsin 8/13

 

[RZAHawk]

This was a must win. Time for Ferentz to throw in the towel. One win in 10 years against Wisconsin is the nail in the coffin.

 

[CamelTones]

On one of Wisconsin’s last runs they lined up with 3 receivers. Niemann bluffed like he was going to blitz and at the snap of the ball sprinted out to cover the receiver. They ran the ball the opposite direction and picked up 7 yards.

WTF ARE YOU DOING?! They’re not going to throw the ball. FUCK!

 

[douglasbader]

This was a must win. Time for Ferentz to throw in the towel. One win in 10 years against Wisconsin is the nail in the coffin.

Lol. No.

 

[HCPhawk]

That game had everything.

A senior Iowa QB shitting his pants, an incompentent OC, poor end game clock management, our most explosive player blocking for Tommy Soybean, and a coaches' kid getting abused all game.

Oh, and field goals. Lots of field goals.

 

[douglasbader]

On one of Wisconsin’s last runs they lined up with 3 receivers. Niemann bluffed like he was going to blitz and at the snap of the ball sprinted out to cover the receiver. They ran the ball the opposite direction and picked up 7 yards.

WTF ARE YOU DOING?! They’re not going to throw the ball. FUCK!

No shit. After he threw that INT there was a 0% chance they would ever pass the ball again. I would have left one guy out there to cover all 3 guys an send everyone else.

 

[Kerky]

Shocking result. They're a year away.

Year away? They lose 1 maybe 2 tackles, 1 if not more of their best defensive players and have to start a new QB for the 1st time in 3 years

 

[BBK]

At least it isn't the worst of times...

 

[BBK]

NOT A HAWKEYE IN SIGHT!

 

[douglasbader]

Oliver Martin was good enough to play receiver at Michigan, a place loaded with 5* and 4* players.

He comes to Iowa and they play him right away with some pretty good results and he shows good speed and separation.

A few games later he is completely ignored and Max fucking Cooper is getting thrown screens on the road against a Top 15 team.

Fuck everyone.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Guards

Shocking result. They're a year away.

Year away? They lose 1 maybe 2 tackles, 1 if not more of their best defensive players and have to start a new QB for the 1st time in 3 years

Guards have to be better. Not convinced both tackles leave. Losing Nate isn't a huge deal. I think AJ stays. Lots of skill position talent back. Goodson.