**Official Iowa @ Illinois Game Thread Sunday 6:37 PM FS1**

[BBK]

playas fuck up too

 

[ivan_drago]

if that’s the worst thing I do this week, I’m pretty happy

 

[brantshawks]

@hawkize should have replied with "Nope. You're wrong here."

 

[iowa4ever20]

That would have been an unlikely fuck up since Meachem works for BTN and has called some of our games this year. He wasn’t some random fan in the tunnel after the game chasing autographs for his kids.

 

[TJones3312]

That would have been an unlikely fuck up since Meachem works for BTN and has called some of our games this year. He wasn’t some random fan in the tunnel after the game chasing autographs for his kids.

I believe that was mentioned in a response to the picture.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

All these Murrays look alike

 

[Harlan]

@hawkize should have replied with "Nope. You're wrong here."

Well actually...

 

[nolookpass]

I chuckled.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It’s unfortunate that Ivan only sees skin color.

 

[MikeyJoe]

How can you tell?

I went to high school with identical twins. Though eventually i was able to easily tell them apart.

I have cousins who are identical twins and I have no idea which one is which after 30 something years.

 

[Orestes]

I have cousins who are identical twins and I have no idea which one is which after 30 something years.

In my third year of teaching I had two identical twins. I couldn't tell them apart, so I always kept them in alphabetical order for me - regardless of the seating chart April was to the left of Ashley, and I always chose groups for students and put April in the lower number. I asked some people how to tell them apart, and girls in class said one of them had blue eyes and the other had speckled blue eyes. Another teacher - their (female) swimming coach - told me that one of them had a little more curve to their hips. As a 25 year-old male teacher I didn't feel comfortable gazing into the eyes of my female students and checking out their asses, so I stuck with my plan.

This year I have two non-identical twins and I can't tell them apart. My brain is starting to fall apart.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

 

[Harlan]

I have cousins who are identical twins and I have no idea which one is which after 30 something years.

How many fucking cousins do you have???

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I see stivers is back

 

[Harlan]

 

[MikeyJoe]

A lot but these actually are the same Cyfan cousins.

 

[turtley78]

I have cousins who are identical twins and I have no idea which one is which after 30 something years.

I have the same thing with a pair of young nieces. No clue which is which.

 

[ivan_drago]

I owned it and laughed at myself.

I appreciate how obsessed Az is with me (I’m a man with a cock.)

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Yet you’re too much of a pussy to @ me

 

[KitKatApples]

@AZmess is a man with a cock

 

[BBK]

@AZmess is a man with a cock

...in his mouth, in his hands, in his butt

 

[Fletch]

...in his mouth, in his hands, in his butt

At the same time.

 

[KitKatApples]

I’m not aware of those facts

 

[brantshawks]

At the same time.

Be careful of air-lock.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

...in his mouth, in his hands, in his butt

Nope that’s you.

 

[turtley78]

Got heeeeem!

 

[Geese]

I for one am super excited for nolook to bring this up in every other thread for the rest of time

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

It was a good hill to die on, tbh.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

How many fucking cousins do you have???

I am guessing he doesn't fuck any of his cousins. Or, I at least hope not.

 

[6deuce]

I am guessing he doesn't fuck any of his cousins. Or, I at least hope not.

50/50

 

[BBK]

I have a pretty firm, pulsating Kris Murray boner, but remembering his 1-7 from the line in this game is somewhat Kauffmanesque frustrating.

We only play them at home this year and they will be super young. Please kill them.

Speaking of Kauffman, February will mark 30 years since the most devastating loss of my human experience. I watched this on a 13 inch black and white in a single wide trailer. Hard lessons in life were learned that night.

So many questions on our D plan here.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I have a pretty firm, pulsating Kris Murray boner, but remembering his 1-7 from the line in this game is somewhat Kauffmanesque frustrating.

We only play them at home this year and they will be super young. Please kill them.

Speaking of Kauffman, February will mark 30 years since the most devastating loss of my human experience. I watched this on a 13 inch black and white in a single wide trailer. Hard lessons in life were learned that night.

So many questions on our D plan here.

No offense but fuck you for bringing this up.

 

[kenos]

Every time I see that, I hope Kenyon doesn't go for that steal....

 

[BBK]

Every time I see that, I hope Kenyon doesn't go for that steal....

I'm confused by what Acie is doing as well

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Every time I see that, I hope Kenyon doesn't go for that steal....

Every time I see I wonder how the fuck he didn’t get it.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I'm confused by what Acie is doing as well

Both of them thought they were on the inbounds pass. Basically it means Acie wasn’t fucking listening in the goddamn huddle. FUCK!

 

[TJones3312]

Both of them thought they were on the inbounds pass. Basically it means Acie wasn’t fucking listening in the goddamn huddle. FUCK!

I’m gonna guess Kenyon was the one not listening. Acie is the published author.

 

[BBK]

I’m gonna guess Kenyon was the one not listening. Acie is the published author.

Venom, yo

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m gonna guess Kenyon was the one not listening. Acie is the published author.

more than 4 books

 

[BBK]

more than 4 books

I have Acie's autograph on a couple things somewhere at my dad's place.

#Venom

 

[Fletch]

I have Acie's autograph on a couple things somewhere at my dad's place.

#Venom

Did you get them signed at the Torch Light?

 

[26.2]

I have Acie's autograph on a couple things somewhere at my dad's place.

#Venom

How much did he charge for each autograph?

 

[TJones3312]

How much did he charge for each autograph?

They were free with a purchase of yoga pants.