**Official Iowa State vs. Iowa Football Thread - 6:30pm - NBC**

[champion_thedrinker]

Good Lord that was an uncomfortable watch

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Hank wasnt terrible. He missed a couple of early throws, but the play calls were what was fucking trash.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Iowa Football---Where wins feel like losses.

 

[Herky823]

LOFL they just about broke the trohpy. our ol isn't even strong enough to hold up the trophy

 

[ISUFan98]

Got damn guys, don't drop the trophy at least. Lol.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Hank wasnt terrible. He missed a couple of early throws, but the play calls were what was fucking trash.

Peaches?

 

[Debit One]

 

[MikeyJoe]

God

 

[cloudhawk]

Another kicker with a big swinging dick which is nice

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Peaches?

Autobow

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Only saw the second half, but JFC why was Lester running on first down every fucking time when the whole world knew it was coming? I love Lester but that was awful. And before L Wade says it’s Kirk, Kirk doesn’t tell him to run on first down every fucking time.

 

[Debit One]

Iowa Football---Where wins feel like losses.

Every game is passing a kidney stone.

 

[SondyRules]

Shatter that piece of shit trophy.

 

[CUIHAWK]

Why did Lester think Hank Brown was Michael Vick?

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Lesters been atrocious in these CyHawk games

 

[kmurp]

285 total yards

 

[6deuce]

Why did Lester think Hank Brown was Michael Vick?

He’s not?

 

[Kerky]

2 scoops of ice cream for Kirk tonight. A win and close right down to the wire just as he loves it.

Oh and fuck this series.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Would they have kicked at the end?

 

[ISUFan98]

Rogers should have learned to never try to out-Kirk Kirk.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

That kickoff should have been a td, right? Fair catch called, he didn't touch it, recovered in end zone?

I don't think so, but I don't know the rule

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Fuck it. I'll take that win. Lester was AWFUL today. Both lines are concerns like we thought before the season. Brown missed a couple throws early but can't complain too much about him. Needs to get the snap before going on the sneaks. Shaky there.

I'm choosing to enjoy not losing to those faggots.

 

[douglasbader]

What a perfect ending to a horrendous, excruciating game.

Tim Lester needs to be whipped with a hammer for his atrocious play calling. Iowa State was selling out on the run every single fucking first down and he refused to change until they got down 10-0, then they scored, and then they went right back to it.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Ohio State's about to lose, so it's better than being them, I guess.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

Would they have kicked at the end?

Woulda drilled it right down the middle too

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I can't reiterate how bad the play calling was. Holy shit.

 

[Karl Hungus]

It's not Lester you stupid fucks. It's Kirk.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I can't reiterate how bad the play calling was. Holy shit.

Doug called how every series goes in chat. It's the exact same every series.

 

[SousyHawk]

The worst part about all of this will be the hours of TV, radio and podcasting that will be devoted to that shitty game.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

It's not Lester you stupid fucks. It's Kirk.

Lol. What. Kirk decides if we punt. Lester made retarded calls last year as well in really weird moments

 

[Stu Beagle]

Possibly the least enjoyable win of all time

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

The worst part about all of this will be the hours of TV, radio and podcasting that will be devoted to that shitty game.

it’s so good for the state though!!!!!

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

It's Kirk! Meanwhile they took like 5 shots down the field which they haven't done in ages.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Lol. What. Kirk decides if we punt. Lester made retarded calls last year as well in really weird moments

Then fire him. What about the last 20 years of offense gives Kirk any benefit here

 

[Talkin' Goat]

WTF is that 2 or 3 second rule at the end of the game if the team doesn’t have any timeouts? I mean I’ll take it, but that seems dumb as fuck.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Kirk would still have Brian running the offense.

Fuck Lester!

 

[douglasbader]

The ANF podcast got ridiculous when they said that Iowa might end up being a Top 25 offense (hilarious), but they called exactly what Iowa State was going to do this game on defense. Literally said they were hyper stupid aggressive on 1st down crashing guys on the run and thought that was exactly what they would do and Lester needed to attack the deep safeties.

Lester should have watched it and listened to them.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Then fire him. What about the last 20 years of offense gives Kirk any benefit here

Oh Jesus Christ. Rage on, dude. Your mind is made up.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Oh Jesus Christ. Rage on, dude. Your mind is made up.

Someone's certainly is.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Possibly the least enjoyable win of all time

You should have watched the game. Winning is fun!

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

WTF is that 2 or 3 second rule at the end of the game if the team doesn’t have any timeouts? I mean I’ll take it, but that seems dumb as fuck.

They didn’t have any timeouts, so they would need to snap the ball at the exact same time the whistle blows to start the clock, which would not be possible. Time would run out.

 

[OlePeep]

Did they fail to reset the clock after that reversed-call incompletion late in the 3rd? I swear there was like :55 on the clock and they stopped it at :19, ISU punts and we get it at :10. Guess in the end it hurt them tho

 

[Talkin' Goat]

The ANF podcast got ridiculous when they said that Iowa might end up being a Top 25 offense (hilarious), but they called exactly what Iowa State was going to do this game on defense. Literally said they were hyper stupid aggressive on 1st down crashing guys on the run and thought that was exactly what they would do and Lester needed to attack the deep safeties.

Lester should have watched it and listened to them.

It’s what every single opponent should do (and should have done) until the end of time.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

I know it wasn’t what was wanted or expected but this type of win will hep them the rest of the season.

 

[Karl Hungus]

I also hate every offensive coordinator that Iowa has had for 20 years. What's the constant here?

 

[SousyHawk]

it’s so good for the state though!!!!!

There will be a group of people recording their opinions about this game in July of 2027.

 

[Malickfan]

I also hate every offensive coordinator that Iowa has had for 20 years. What's the constant here?

Karl is right.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I also hate every offensive coordinator that Iowa has had for 20 years. What's the constant here?

Lots of wins?

 

[douglasbader]

WTF is that 2 or 3 second rule at the end of the game if the team doesn’t have any timeouts? I mean I’ll take it, but that seems dumb as fuck.

Not really, it's like the NBA 0.3 second rule. The other team couldn't reasonably run their guys up, get set and snap it in 1 second so they aren't going to do them a favor.

 

[Karl Hungus]

Lots of wins?

Because of the offense? It can't be both ways.