**Official Iowa State vs. Iowa Football Thread - 6:30pm - NBC**

[BngHawk]

What a piece SHIT @Lee Beevers is.

 

[BngHawk]

I just wish I didn’t love him so much.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Let me clear the air in that a tavern hawk remains anyone who did not get their undergraduate degree from the University of Iowa yet claims the Hawkeyes as their preferred athletic team. My and all undergraduates connection to the university and their athletic programs will always remain superior.

Tavern Hawks disgust me.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Let me clear the air in that a tavern hawk remains anyone who did not get their undergraduate degree from the University of Iowa yet claims the Hawkeyes as their preferred athletic team. My and all undergraduates connection to the university and their athletic programs will always remain superior.

Tavern Hawks disgust me.

To me, those that don’t get their as to Kinnick are tavern hawks (me included).

Those that aren’t gears but merely fans of us are Fauxhawks.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Proud tavern hok

 

[Verbal]

I've already confirmed with @Lee Beevers that he will be a disgusting tavern hok for this game. I offered to buy him a bus ticket but he declined

Holy shit, Lee.

 

[jandj]

Proud tavern hok

+1

 

[Stu Beagle]

ISU blows. If Kirk doesn’t win by 3 scores he needs to retire immediately

 

[Lee Beevers]

Proud tavern hok

You check almost every box of disgusting me, but I do find your 0-45 streak breaker 3 run homer enjoyable.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Can't fill Kinnick with just alumni every week.

Embrace your roots boyz.

 

[Malickfan]

Let me clear the air in that a tavern hawk remains anyone who did not get their undergraduate degree from the University of Iowa yet claims the Hawkeyes as their preferred athletic team. My and all undergraduates connection to the university and their athletic programs will always remain superior.

Tavern Hawks disgust me.

Why did you choose Iowa over Illinois?

 

[BngHawk]

Lee’s getting some much-deserved business

 

[Lee Beevers]

Why did you choose Iowa over Illinois?

I had been a Hawkeye guy since 6th grade in 1999 when my brother went there and they paid me. I knew I was going to Iowa the second I got accepted either way.

 

[Malickfan]

fine

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Why did you choose Iowa over Illinois?

everyone I know that chose iowa over Illinois didn’t get into Illinois

 

[Lee Beevers]

everyone I know that chose iowa over Illinois didn’t get into Illinois

Illinois is for faggots.

 

[Stu Beagle]

 

[KitKatApples]

I've already confirmed with @Lee Beevers that he will be a disgusting tavern hok for this game. I offered to buy him a bus ticket but he declined

He already hangs out at the bus station all the time what gives?

 

[Malickfan]

He already hangs out at the bus station all the time what gives?

Short bus?

 

[gable_guy]

Where the Halo Hancher tailgate again? Can’t find my DMs

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I woke up really wanting to murder these fags

 

[brantshawks]

 

[KitKatApples]

Short bus?

Ridin the dog

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Where the Halo Hancher tailgate again? Can’t find my DMs

@brantshawks @Bovert @jandj is there a spot anymore, or only at the Poem location?

 

[brantshawks]

@brantshawks @Bovert @jandj is there a spot anymore, or only at the Poem location?

Only one I know of is the poem spot nowadays.

Hope to get there eventually this season.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I swung by the poem spot this past weekend and didn’t see any familiar faces.

 

[newsbreaker]

I hate the days I have to remember these people exist, and all a reasonable can man is for Iowa to make these days more painful for them than they are for us.

 

[jandj]

Only one I know of is the poem spot nowadays.

Hope to get there eventually this season.

The last couple years i’ve been mainly parking at Hancher with some non Haloites and eventually showing up at the poem. Not sure how many I’ll get over to this year.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

WTF is the poem

 

[BngHawk]

WTF is the poem

I can only assume it was the equivalent of schrute farms during the civil war.

 

[Kerky]

WTF is the poem

A tradition near the end of each tailgating session where a regular tailgater near the daycare on Melrose reads a self created poem meant to inspire fans for the upcoming game. It is a favorite tailgating spot at various times on gameday for several of Halo brethren as well.

Brant used to have a regular spot as well, but spends more time in Lincoln Nebrantska nowadays.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

As a proud tavern hok I have no idea what that is

 

[brantshawks]

The poem is lame, but the spot is great for tailgating.


Fuck you, kerky!

 

[jandj]

The poem is lame, but the spot is great for tailgating.


Fuck you, kerky!

and getting more lame...

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The poem is super gay

 

[BngHawk]

The poem is super gay, which is why I absolutely live for it.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Bro that’s fucking awesome. You come with that on your own?

 

[KitKatApples]

I mean I would have to assume so

 

[BngHawk]

I mean I would have to assume so

I did. I’m happy whether the dawg barks in joy or bites in anger.

 

[LifelongHawk]

Bro that’s fucking awesome. You come with that on your own?

I've heard all men come on their own.

 

[brantshawks]

I've heard all men come on their own.

On their own what?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

As a third generation season ticket holder, I have no idea what this is and it sounds incredibly gay

 

[Hawk&Balls]

As a third generation season ticket holder, I have no idea what this is

Coming?

 

[Geese]

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

TavernHoks disgust me

 

[Herbie2]

Alt unis on the way.....

 

[Thrawn II]

Flag tigerhawk for 9-11?

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Flag tigerhawk for 9-11?

Arms crossed like Shawnee?

 

[Captain Willard]

I hope it's a Q anon tigerhawk.

 

[Art Vandalay]

A tradition near the end of each tailgating session where a regular tailgater near the daycare on Melrose reads a self created poem meant to inspire fans for the upcoming game. It is a favorite tailgating spot at various times on gameday for several of Halo brethren as well.

Brant used to have a regular spot as well, but spends more time in Lincoln Nebrantska nowadays.

Carl (the poet) isn’t in the lot this year.