**Official Iowa State vs. Iowa Football Thread - 6:30pm - NBC**

[Hawk&Balls]

I don’t think he’s doing a great job of getting off his first guy

Wut

 

[Shawneemicks]

He was a titty hair away from throwing a pick 6 dagger

 

[L. Wade Childress]

He was a titty hair away from throwing a pick 6 dagger

exactly why your mom doesn’t shave

 

[RazHawk]

A lot of the time they weren’t even taking care of the first level before failing to get to the second. One of those games where you repeatedly saw Iowa linemen 2-3 yards downfield after the play getting up off the ground after seemingly blocking no one, at least effectively.

When their DL was running stunts the OL did a poor job of handling them and it allowed their LBs to blow up plays. Think that's coachable, but better have it figured out by the time they go to Ann Arbor.

And if Hank could hit the deep throws he missed on, especially the open Diaz should have been TD, the game probably would have been closer to the Vegas line.

Hank stares down his intended WR too long at times too, he was real close to throwing a pick six on that out to Ostrenga if the DE didn't knock the pass down. If you're gonna do that, at least chuck it 40-50 yards on a jump ball so it's like a punt if you miss.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

I assume this was his spot?

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Did you walk from Coralville to the stadium?

Yes.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Yes.

Did you walk to Coralville from Waterloo?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I walked gravel roads from iowa city to Des Moines, and there was shockingly little traffic.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Like Power Wheels?

 

[The Dad]

I walked gravel roads from iowa city to Des Moines, and there was shockingly little traffic.

I parked at the Tiffin rest area and got out of the lot with virtually no waiting.

 

[Pedro]

I parked at the Tiffin rest area and got out of the lot with virtually no waiting.

Hang out at a lot of rest stops do you?

 

[The Dad]

Hang out at a lot of rest stops do you?

Your mom insists upon it.

 

[Pedro]

Your mom insists upon it.

You really think that's her on the other side of that glory hole? I do appreciate you paying her rent, so I don't have to.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

You really think that's her on the other side of that glory hole? I do appreciate you paying her rent, so I don't have to.

Isn’t this admitting it is her?

 

[Pedro]

Isn’t this admitting it is her?

I understand she's got a stable of reliable bitches on hand. They do the hard work while mama gets her cut.

 

[Nigeria]

Hang out at a lot of rest stops do you?

They’re the bathhouses of the nineties for many, many, many gay men

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I think

They’re the bathhouses of the nineties for many, many, many gay men

I trust your expertise.

 

[Fletch]

I think

I trust your expertise.

You think? Or are you considering conducting your own experiment?

 

[KitKatApples]

That would require a time machine then

 

[BngHawk]

That would require a time machine then

You can’t possibly know that

 

[KitKatApples]

Well you must know a better way to travel back to the 90's

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

You think? Or are you considering conducting your own experiment?

Pwned by the shitty bb software.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Yeesh

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

Yeesh

May his first child be a masculine child and may God bless them all.

 

[Gushawk]

As a former holder with nary a botched hold, I’d much prefer that placement to a foot too far out in front.

 

[Malickfan]

As a former holder with nary a botched hold, I’d much prefer that placement to a foot too far out in front.

Laces out?