**Official Iowa vs. Michigan Football Thread - 2:30pm - CBS**

[CUIHAWK]

No words, just tears.

 

[BngHawk]

One of the great joys of this bizarre-ass game was educating my 9 year old son about the fun of MSU stanzi - McNutt

 

[CamelTones]

That Tom Moore clip is awesome. The dudes 87, this shit keeps him going.

 

[Lee Beevers]

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Maybe I’m misremembering but Iowa seemed set with 2 seconds when the sticks weren’t there yet. I think they woulda been able to spike it.

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I just arrived at the Sculpture Park and there are a lot of HS Homecoming pictures being taken.

Please cover your license plates and put on a mask before exiting your car if you're seeking anonymity.

I'll be the one in this ski mask. Smaller guys are gonna have to go first until the wool stretches.

Line up by penile diameter.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

PUMP THIS SHIT INTO YOUR VEINS

Lol at those old Michigan homos booing after the TD. Eat a bag of dicks, fags!

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Kind of crazy but we didn't have a single run over 8 yards. And our OL ain't bad.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I just arrived at the Sculpture Park and there are a lot of HS Homecoming pictures being taken.

Please cover your license plates and put on a mask before exiting your car if you're seeking anonymity.

I'll be the one in this ski mask. Smaller guys are gonna have to go first until the wool stretches.

Line up by penile diameter.

 

[Monster]

Maybe I’m misremembering but Iowa seemed set with 2 seconds when the sticks weren’t there yet. I think they woulda been able to spike it.

I think there's a rule that with less than 3 seconds a team technically does not have time to take a snap and spike it. So without the injury, the game would have been over.

 

[Fair and Balanced]

“I work in sports”

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

A team that never, ever gives up is the ultimate barometer of a coach. Kirk has never had one of those.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

I was impressed with the pass protection and Skank's ability to move up in the pocket. Hopefully Lester is allowed to draw up some longer routes earlier in the game next week.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Fucking ever.

 

[Lee Beevers]

I think there's a rule that with less than 3 seconds a team technically does not have time to take a snap and spike it. So without the injury, the game would have been over.

Oh. I’m glad he was injured then.

 

[6deuce]

I think there's a rule that with less than 3 seconds a team technically does not have time to take a snap and spike it. So without the injury, the game would have been over.

Except they would have reviewed it and determined there were 3 seconds left. Home team clock.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I think there's a rule that with less than 3 seconds a team technically does not have time to take a snap and spike it. So without the injury, the game would have been over.

They said hank was going to run a play and not spike it?

 

[Fair and Balanced]

Ol’ Hank likes throwing the ball from the line of scrimmage.

 

[The Tin Man]

 

[ChipHilton]

"Brownie, you're doing a great job."

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

BTW Whittingham and Ferentz had never met before..... Whittingham had like 0.5 seconds brush by handshake at the end.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

BTW Whittingham and Ferentz had never met before..... Whittingham had like 0.5 seconds brush by handshake at the end.

Didn't they say they met this summer?

 

[Monster]

It's been mentioned but it's relief to have a competent QB. I know it's not the guy @Gushawk wanted, as he gave up on him weeks ago and determined he was terrible. But he stood tall in one of the most hostile environments in football against a pretty tough defense and delivered. No pants shitting. Even improvised like a gunslinger a few times.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Didn't they say they met this summer?

Met as in opposite sides coaching.

 

[PoopyFaceTomatoNose]

They said hank was going to run a play and not spike it?

He did the ol fake spike before they stopped play due to the injury.

 

[CamelTones]

Just saw during the Oregon-USC game that Michigan had the longest winning streak in the country when leading at the half at 47.

They’re now at 0.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

I think there's a rule that with less than 3 seconds a team technically does not have time to take a snap and spike it. So without the injury, the game would have been over.

You guys may recall just two weeks ago, a game involving the Iowa Hawkeyes and the Iowa State Cyclones, when this came into play. The scenario was not the same, though. They added one second back onto the clock after review after the clock was at 0.

We had time left w/100% certainty. Quick fingered home team timekeeper is the only thing that could've fucked us when trying to spike it.

d. Clock adjustment at the end of any quarter. If the game clock expires at the end of any quarter, either during a down in which it should be stopped by rule through play when the ball becomes dead or after the down upon a request for an available team timeout, the replay official may restore time only under these conditions: 1. The replay official has clear and obvious video evidence that time should have remained on the game clock when the ball became dead or when the team timeout was granted. 2. If time expires in a half, and the clock would start on the Referee’s signal after review, there must be at least 3 seconds remaining when the ball should have been declared dead to restore time to the clock. With 2 seconds or 1 second remaining on the clock, the half is over unless Team A has a time out remaining (This does not impact situations when the clock is stopped and will remain stopped until the snap such as an incomplete pass or a ball carrier out of bounds.).

 

[newsbreaker]

BTW Whittingham and Ferentz had never met before..... Whittingham had like 0.5 seconds brush by handshake at the end.

Yeah well one of those guys is the winningest coach in God’s conference and the other is going to be a footnote.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Aussie punter had a fantastic day. Guy had never kicked in a game one month ago.

 

[douglasbader]

 

[CamelTones]

Don’t care if it’s already been posted, a new 2 thumbs up is out.

 

[HCPhawk]

Kirk Ferentz is the the biggest retard genius in the universe.

They had no business being in a position to win the game, but here we are, driving for victory, but then an OL shits himself and we miss the FG. Opportunity lost. Shit the bed, game over.

But no. That actually happened. Holy shit, what a win. What a big balls clutch throw by Hank. Huge win. We were telling ourselves that we needed at least one of these 3 gauntlet games. 1-0 boyz. LFG.

 

[HawkBall23]

Karmic justice watching that final Iowa drive .....

 

[Herky823]

What a perfect day

 

[kmurp]

Who the hell has a wedding on a football Saturday?

 

[cloudhawk]

It's been mentioned but it's relief to have a competent QB. I know it's not the guy @Gushawk wanted, as he gave up on him weeks ago and determined he was terrible. But he stood tall in one of the most hostile environments in football against a pretty tough defense and delivered. No pants shitting. Even improvised like a gunslinger a few times.

I too, don't think I am a Hecklinski lean any longer

 

[brantshawks]

The football gods demanded that loss for Michigan. I'm glad we were the ones to deliver.

 

[BBK]

Who the hell has a wedding on a football Saturday?

Assholes like my cousin

 

[HerkyHopeful]

I thought we were done for when James didn't field the punt and gave up another 10ish yards.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Assholes like my cousin

Did you call him/her/they a faggot?

 

[Creed]

Whittingham tried to out-Kirk, Kirk. And it backfired in extraordinary fashion. There’s no one with that kind of wizardry. Three straight runs up the middle with 2:30 to go was malpractice with the way they ran the ball all day. And I am forever indebted to him for that stupidity.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

How did we win that fucking game?

 

[gohawkeyes811]

Whittingham tried to out-Kirk, Kirk. And it backfired in extraordinary fashion. There’s no one with that kind of wizardry. Three straight runs up the middle with 2:30 to go was malpractice with the way they ran the ball all day. And I am forever indebted to him for that stupidity.

Kicking the FG was 100% the wrong call 10 times out of 10. And I couldn't love Kirk and his odd in game strategy or clock management more. Fuckin' love that guy.

 

[Fletch]

How did we win that fucking game?

 

[Creed]

If my erection lasts another hour or two, I will need to call a doctor.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

If?

 

[jandj]

Assholes like my cousin

and my great niece. Had to go for my sister.

 

[BluesHawk]

I'm out of semen.

 

[HawkBall23]

What a perfect day

Wisconsin won, but other than that minor note, yes it was.

 

[HawkBall23]

If my erection lasts another hour or two, I will need to call a doctor.

Shit man, I'm proudly wearing this rager all night long.