**Official Iowa vs. Minnesota Football Thread - 2:30pm - FS1**

[Stu Beagle]

Playoffs firmly in reach. Neither qb will have a long leash

 

[Gushawk]

As it should be, Stu. Not the time to let emotion guide decisions.

 

[BBK]

It's the right call.

Hank gave us a beautiful moment at Michigan.

Kind of like with Folguerias against Florida, it was still time to move on

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Styles looked more than capable against Washington

 

[Gushawk]

Styles looked more than capable against Washington

faster than Brown and more physical than Hawkins.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Styles looked more than capable against Washington

He looks like a guy who just needs reps. A real Phil special.

 

[BBK]

He should name his kids Doggy and Froggy

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

Did Ferentz do the easiest thing ever and just tell the media that Hank was still hurt??

 

[Mitchandrsn]

Did Ferentz do the easiest thing ever and just tell the media that Hank was still hurt??

He did the opposite. Said Hank is perfectly healthy and could have played at Washington.

 

[douglasbader]

Did Ferentz do the easiest thing ever and just tell the media that Hank was still hurt??

Heck does remind me a bit of lil John The Criminal.

 

[Fritz Fequiere]

He did the opposite. Said Hank is perfectly healthy and could have played at Washington.

What an idiot!

 

[Lil Scamp]

He looks like a jiffy lube employee

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I think we should rotate all 4 qb’s every series like im required to do in flag football.

 

[The Dad]

He looks like a jiffy lube employee

He certainly made me nice and lubricated with his play last week.

 

[Lee Beevers]

He certainly made me nice and lubricated with his play last week.

Did you taste yourself in celebration?

 

[Bonner]

I think we should rotate all 4 qb’s every series like im required to do in flag football.

You just can’t help yourself, can ya?

 

[The Dad]

Did you taste yourself in celebration?

I feel a waft or small sniff satisfies my curiosity.

 

[Fletch]

This the game our LBs finally get exposed:
1- sorry but Montgomery is too small. This will be the game he won’t be able to shed blockers

2- Buffington is just ok. He makes the tackle but it’s always after 6-7 yards. Thats fine but not for a defense that needs to dominate.

3- Reis will finally get exposed for his aggressiveness.

Ok dipshit. And Josh Dix will never ever spend a single day on an NBA roster.

Fuckin REKT!!!!!

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Did you taste yourself in celebration?

A little dab will do ya.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

A little dab will do ya.

 

[Stomper15]

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Catching up on press conferences from today. This brought me the lolz.

 

[BngHawk]

Catching up on press conferences from today. This brought me the lolz.

View attachment 75407View attachment 75408

Tommy B looking very spry and healthy at 42.

 

[Mitchandrsn]

 

[Monster]

I listened to this immediately after Hawk Central. It's just night and day. I know he's young but Tyler T is more annoying than helpful or informative. I like Leistekow.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I listened to this immediately after Hawk Central. It's just night and day. I know he's young but Tyler T is more annoying than helpful or informative. I like Leistekow.

I find Leistekow is drifting into Kakert territory. Keep that shit moving, we don’t need 300 aside per episode.

 

[douglasbader]

I like the guys, and I don't want them to be Tyler from the DM Register or that doofus Elliot from 247, but they've gone fully overboard on the technical coach speak.

At points they sound like Tony-Rice-roni, and at other points they sound like they are auditioning to be on the Iowa staff.

Finding a happy medium of being technical and informative while also using a bit more everyman language would be helpful for them going forward so the didn't sound so completely annoying.

 

[Shawneemicks]

If you’re annoyed with them that’s a you problem

 

[douglasbader]

If you’re annoyed with them that’s a you problem

Shut the fuck up, queer bait.

 

[The Dad]

Douglas - it’s the best thing we’ve ever had as Hawkeye fans for that type of thing. Nothing has been close.

 

[Monster]

I like the guys, and I don't want them to be Tyler from the DM Register or that doofus Elliot from 247, but they've gone fully overboard on the technical coach speak.

At points they sound like Tony-Rice-roni, and at other points they sound like they are auditioning to be on the Iowa staff.

Finding a happy medium of being technical and informative while also using a bit more everyman language would be helpful for them going forward so the didn't sound so completely annoying.

Don't be afraid of it, doug.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Popcorn guy has some pointers

 

[douglasbader]

Douglas - it’s the best thing we’ve ever had as Hawkeye fans for that type of thing. Nothing has been close.

I like it, and that's the point. They've amped it up far more than last year, I'm guessing because they know the coaching staff is watching.

It's making it not as good. Sorry, just stating the FACTS.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Maybe it helps if you're watching but all of the coaching jargon doesn't really carry through if you're listening.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Shut the fuck up, queer bait.

fuckin a! Definitely an insult that needs to be brought back to the mainstream.

you are off my shit list for fucking my dad now.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

People have gone too far on hating football technical speak. I agree “room” is ridiculous and several other terms but I like discussing specifics of plays / defense alignments etc.

it’s like discussing math and freaking out because someone says they used McLaurin.

 

[douglasbader]

People have gone too far on hating football technical speak. I agree “room” is ridiculous and several other terms but I like discussing specifics of plays / defense alignments etc.

it’s like discussing math and freaking out because someone says they used McLaurin.

We haven't gone far enough.

 

[brantshawks]

I know I get pretty upset about mclaurin pretty regularly.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

We haven't gone far enough.

Basketball trainers are almost worse. I hate them all.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

“Give me a punch drag hesi inverted crossover”

 

[Orestes]

“Give me a punch drag hesi inverted crossover”

Fucking dumbass. Everyone knows you don't invert the crossover after a hesi.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

“Give me a punch drag hesi inverted crossover”

What is in your bag?

 

[Monster]

I know I get pretty upset about mclaurin pretty regularly.

He's out for the year. Hurt my fantasy team.

 

[Mountain Hawk]

“Give me a punch drag hesi inverted crossover”

Heh heh, he said "drag".

 

[douglasbader]

Wide 9 technique. Apex on the edge. Heavy tech, spill to C and D, try to bubble, corral d-ends, keep everything into A and B, overload you with interior fits from the Mike. Heavy corners and safeties, get back in your web, Keep you within A and B, tie you up with interior blitzes.

Run fits!!!!!!!!!!