**Official Iowa vs Nebrantska Football Thread - 11:08 - CBS**

[26.2]

Not too confident in this one. So Hawks by a hundred.

 

[BngHawk]

We’ll all be #sunshineboyz by the end of this one.

 

[The Dad]

We’ll all be sunshine boys by the end of this one.

I think @Mr. Hawk prefers it to be spelled with a ‘z’.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Zunshine boys?

 

[BngHawk]

I think @Mr. Hawk prefers it to be spelled with a ‘z’.

Updated, thank you.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Iowa 13
Nebrantska 16

 

[KitKatApples]

Iowa - 2
Fagraska-0

 

[Stu Beagle]

Feels like a game that could come down to a last second FG

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa 236
Nebrantska 114

 

[cloudhawk]

Nebrantska ain't scoring that much Lee

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Nebrantska ain't scoring that much Lee

Let’s be realistic here

 

[Bovert]

Win = The Who Gives a Shit Bowl
Loss = The Who Gives a Slightly Less Shit Bowl

Go Hawks

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Controversial take here. It will be unnecessarily and uncomfortably close and stupid.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Yep

 

[Stu Beagle]

Win = The Who Gives a Shit Bowl
Loss = The Who Gives a Slightly Less Shit Bowl

Go Hawks

Bowl games might suck. But beating Neb to close out the season will always be great.

 

[The Dad]

Controversial take here. It will be unnecessarily and uncomfortably close and stupid.

I prefer the games where it feels like we’re going to blow them out but the final ends up unnecessarily close to the ones where it feels like we’re going to get blown out but somehow keep it close and win late.

 

[2HawkFans]

I'd kind of prefer this one to be like Minnesota where they lose all hope before halftime. Then we get the video of the guy in the shitter whining about how Nebby sucks.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

I'd kind of prefer this one to be like Minnesota where they lose all hope before halftime. Then we get the video of the guy in the shitter whining about how Nebby sucks.

That sounds fun for me.

 

[cloudhawk]

Me too Thom

 

[JD720]

I'd like to see all their fans still holding on to their balloons when they walk out of the stadium.

 

[KitKatApples]

I’d like to see them shoving those balloons up each others asses

 

[cloudhawk]

No lube

 

[CamelTones]

I want it to look like the 2017 game.

 

[Kerky]

Gonna be windy and cold. Perhaps Gronk can resurrect his past SDSU days of playing in those conditions.

 

[HiawathaHawk]

Hawks -6.5 on DK

 

[Uff Da]

Nebrantska is not good as evidenced last week, but, Sparty is even worse. Defense should be dominate, Gronowski running a lot seems like the best strategy since the number of games left has dwindled.

Maybe Iowa should come out throwing the ball like the last 10 minutes against Sparty

 

[cloudhawk]

Run. The. Ball.

Cold and Soft is no way to go through life, son

 

[CamelTones]

Nebrantska can run the ball and Iowas linebackers have not been great, especially on 1st or 2nd down of not giving up at least 4 yards. The defensive line also has a tendency to slant the wrong way from time to time giving up huge cutback lanes.

its going to be a low scoring slog.

 

[Stu Beagle]

This is probably Grons last game so just run his ass into the ground

 

[cloudhawk]

Hes under contract

 

[Truant]

I’d like to see them shoving those balloons up each others asses

You have to pay extra for that.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Dr. Zaius]

If they stop trying to use Wetjen as a WR, I predict Iowa by 69

 

[CurdMan]

This is probably Grons last game so just run his ass into the ground

While I’d love to see Hecklinski play the bowl game, I can’t see Iowa benching Gronowski and can’t see MG voluntarily sitting it out.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Fascinating

 

[KitKatApples]

Facesitting

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

Nebrantska has a good back, that worries me a bit.

Hawks - 69
Bugeaters - 7

 

[BngHawk]

Faceshitting

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[ChipHilton]

I'd kind of prefer this one to be like Minnesota where they lose all hope before halftime. Then we get the video of the guy in the shitter whining about how Nebby sucks.

Speaking of him, he has a rather good football history channel.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Speaking of him, he has a rather good football history channel.

That was very interesting and well done.

Surprisingly, subscribed. Going to rabbit hole more of this channel.

 

[gable_guy]

Just win baby. Runza all over their faces.

 

[Uff Da]

Would be great to win again over Nebrantska. Run Gronowski all game.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Sharar needs to stop sucking

 

[KitKatApples]

We're gay. These last two weeks prove it

 

[claykenny]

“Did he get enough to get the first down? It may be close!” -Spoken as the receiver is on the ground 2-3 yards from the first down.

 

[KitKatApples]

D-line getting handled and line backers suck

 

[RiotFan]

Please show that Nebbie special teams coach jumping around being an idiot again...

 

[RiotFan]

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[gable_guy]