**Official Northern Illinois vs. Iowa Football Thread - 3:15pm - BTN**

[AZmessDAWG]

Frodo is kind of a bitch too.

 

[douglasbader]

Frodo is kind of a bitch too.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Frodo is kind of a bitch too.

Doug is being funnier. Sorry.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Only Doug can ruin a win.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Just pick one!!!!

 

[BBK]

Frodo is kind of a bitch too.

And if you wanna be down with Bad Boy, then fuck you too

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Chino XL. Fuck you too.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Pretty good day all things considered.

Although, seeing the obese 90 year old analyst shuffling down the sidelines in 100+ degree heat index seemed concerning for elder abuse.

 

[ddevries]

Hottest game I’ve ever attended

 

[BBK]

Pretty good day all things considered.

Although, seeing the obese 90 year old analyst shuffling down the sidelines in 100+ degree heat index seemed concerning for elder abuse.

I saw a lot of underboob sweat today

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Pretty good day all things considered.

Although, seeing the obese 90 year old analyst shuffling down the sidelines in 100+ degree heat index seemed concerning for elder abuse.

Old people fuckin love the heat though

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Also, a bird shat all over my seatback. Only mine. WTF?

 

[CamelTones]

Pretty good day all things considered.

Although, seeing the obese 90 year old analyst shuffling down the sidelines in 100+ degree heat index seemed concerning for elder abuse.

That’s what he has the temperature of his house set to on Thanksgiving.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

NIU is undoubtedly terrible, but that was an ass kicking. Albany was terrible last year too and it didn’t look anything close to today. Just looked up Albany’s record last year and they finished 2-10 (as an FCS school). Oof.

 

[Monster]

I'm still very happy about the game. Just saw Pieper and Winter both ok. Just taken out due to the heat. LJ Phillips in a boot though.

 

[Lil Scamp]

Jesus who is this

 

[douglasbader]

Jesus who is this

Kirk and Kirk’s son, Brian Ferentz's prized QB recruit James Resar, a player so shitty at QB nobody else was willing to take him (they all wanted him at TE) and he arrived on campus so terrible that he left and then couldn't play at some D3 school even.

 

[Lil Scamp]

He looks like a kidney recipient

 

[The Full Monte]

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Attempting to use one set of stats, while seemingly ignoring others…makes you look like a complete dipshit

 

[Kamala]

Can we get back to the topic at hand…PA guy absofuckinglutely needs to stop with the Hawkeyes First Down. We’re a proper program. Not like those fucks in Ames.

He had a very rough day. Also gave the wrong score after our first touchdown and a couple other errors

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Attempting to use one set of stats, while seemingly ignoring others…makes you look like a complete dipshit

Shut the fuck up.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

I knew you’d come flying in here to bitch.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

He was awful. I will grant him a mulligan for the first time, and I assume there was a reason he was chosen, but he was dogshit today.

 

[CamelTones]

I'm still very happy about the game. Just saw Pieper and Winter both ok. Just taken out due to the heat. LJ Phillips in a boot though.

Iowa usually has a pretty solid season when they dominate in their opener. The years when there are struggles and the game leaks into the 3rd quarter, those warts typically last most of the season. Illinois State a couple years ago. SDSU in 2022. Miami of Ohio in 2016. Wyoming is a little different bc of Josh Allen they didn’t exactly light that defense up.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Don't. Just don't.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Don't. Just don't.

Yeah. Our hearts just can’t take it.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

JFC yall are some fragile pussies.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Yeah. Our hearts just can’t take it.

Jinx it you fucking nerd!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

JFC yall are some fragile pussies.

not all pussies can take repeated beatings like your moms

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Just relax.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

not all pussies can take repeated beatings like your moms

Good one, retard. Go back out to your driveway circle jerk.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Iowa usually has a pretty solid season when they dominate in their opener. The years when there are struggles and the game leaks into the 3rd quarter, those warts typically last most of the season. Illinois State a couple years ago. SDSU in 2022. Miami of Ohio in 2016. Wyoming is a little different bc of Josh Allen they didn’t exactly light that defense up.

This team has some pros on the offensive line, tight end, and enjoyably receiver. Mediocre QB play can get this team to a 9-3/10-2 ceiling. Go Hawks!!!

 

[Laplace]

This team has some pros on the offensive line, tight end, and enjoyably receiver. Mediocre QB play can get this team to a 9-3/10-2 ceiling. Go Hawks!!!

And I suppose it could be fool's gold to get too optimistic, but the Michigan game sure seems more winnable now.

 

[douglasbader]

Good one, retard. Go back out to your driveway circle jerk.

You gonna watch?

 

[BBK]

And I suppose it could be fool's gold to get too optimistic, but the Michigan game sure seems more winnable now.

As long as we don't look like a disaster at QB this coming Saturday, we should be favoured

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Good one, retard. Go back out to your driveway circle jerk.

currently at a lake circle jerk. Actually more like a line jerk. Or arc jerk.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You gonna watch?

I accept

 

[Hawk&Balls]

As long as we don't look like a disaster at QB this coming Saturday, we should be favoured

We won't be favored on the road at Michigan

 

[L. Wade Childress]

You gonna watch?

I’m cool with it. I’ve paid money to watch him perform multiple times.

 

[The Full Monte]

I knew you’d come flying in here to bitch.

Me calling you retarded, for acting retarded, isn’t bitching. Youre an emotionally unstable mess.

 

[Monster]

Still happy.

 

[2HawkFans]

He was awful. I will grant him a mulligan for the first time, and I assume there was a reason he was chosen, but he was dogshit today.

He did the second half of the last home game of the season. It was after they presented an award for the previous announcer on the field. It was tough to listen to. I was hoping it was just because he was just getting his feet wet with football announcing. He's done Men's wrestling for a while I believe. Hopefully it gets better.

 

[brantshawks]

We won't be favored on the road at Michigan

Nor should we.

 

[BBK]

We won't be favored on the road at Michigan

I think it'll depend on what happens next week

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Me calling you retarded, for acting retarded, isn’t bitching. Youre an emotionally unstable mess.

How abt you go back and actually figure out what’s happening here, dipshit.

 

[Monster]

It's just one game against a dogshit opponent, but I think this team has a chance to be better than last season. QB play seems to be average, receivers are the best Iowa has had in years, great line, great running backs, and the defense might be better expected.

 

[WCFHawkeye]

It's just one game against a dogshit opponent, but I think this team has a chance to be better than last season. QB play seems to be average, receivers are the best Iowa has had in years, great line, great running backs, and the defense might be better expected.

You, sir, need to manage your expectations. I learned this from a wise soul on this board.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m concerned that the QB’s looked average against a bad team.

just pick one and see if you can make them better.

 

[CleteyColgate]

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YASSS

 

[Monster]

The whole "if you have two QBs you have no QBs" is stupid. Teams have been very successful playing two. I'd obviously like to see one guy separate himself, but what if it doesn't happen? Maybe two guys get it done.