**Official Ohio State vs. Iowa Football Thread - 2:30pm - CBS**

[Jim Tebow]

No one wants to watch iowa football. They will watch the last 5 minutes if its close, and thats it.

 

[cloudhawk]

They are intrigued Jim

 

[Fletch]

Hey Jim! Fuck you.

Have a nice day!

 

[Gushawk]

@Jim Tebow, I like your men's basketball minutes projections, but this is beyond the pale and cannot be abided

 

[Monster]

I kinda want to kick Jim's ass.

 

[Fletch]

I kinda want to kick Jim's ass.

If Jim had any pride, he would want to kick his own ass.

 

[brantshawks]

I kinda want to kick Jim's ass.

It's your day, buddy.

 

[TJones3312]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Any 311 cover bands on assignment?

The new Tigerhawk tailgate in the parking lot actually asked us to play for this one but one of our guys is out of town.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

The entire country will be watching this one (at least the first half). We need to wear the standard unis. It's our brand.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

MH as the team emerges from the tunnel in alternates:

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME KIRK?!?!?!”

 

[Mr. Hawk]

MH as the team emerges from the tunnel in alternates:

“ARE YOU KIDDING ME KIRK?!?!?!”

Yeah but I say those words about 50 times per game anyway.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Yeah but I say those words about times per game anyway.

i do some of this now

But way less often than under BF.

 

[Mysterio]

any cfp hopes as a 2 loss team stand on iowa needing to be +10 in this game. i dont know if the dl can get enough pass rush before osu pass game carves up the secondary

 

[Malickfan]

Are Jim and Clete brothers?

 

[BngHawk]

Are Jim and Clete brothers?

pretty sure they’re white boys.

 

[douglasbader]

any cfp hopes as a 2 loss team stand on iowa needing to be +10 in this game. i dont know if the dl can get enough pass rush before osu pass game carves up the secondary

Lol, this is exceptionally retarded. "Any hope" for a 2 loss team in the Big Ten is still fucking really good if not nearly certain.

 

[Thrawn II]

10-2 Iowa should be in good shape unless Michigan goes to shit. Might be tight at 10-2 with their best win being Northwestern or Nebrantska.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Depends who the second loss is against

 

[BngHawk]

Iowa will win on Saturday.

 

[Thrawn II]

Depends who the second loss is against

other than Purdue I don't think any of them move the needle for a loss.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Caitlin seemed like she was in a great mood last night to get Connor's permission to fly to Iowa City today

 

[Lee Beevers]

Caitlin seemed like she was in a great mood last night to get Connor's permission to fly to Iowa City today

Maybe try shutting the hell up Clete!!!!
Thanks!!!

 

[BBK]

Iowa will win on Saturday.

If that happens, we are as good as in.

Let's get that W

 

[Lil Scamp]

I dreamt last night that we were up 19-2 and ended up winning 20-19 again if you wanna make some money

 

[Pedro]

Look at Lil Nostradamus over here.

 

[Monster]

I dreamt last night that we were up 19-2 and ended up winning 20-19 again if you wanna make some money

Was this before or after your gay sex dream?

 

[KitKatApples]

Yes

 

[Thrawn II]

This all seems out of character for Ohio State

 

[Lil Scamp]

Was this before or after your gay sex dream?

When I have sex dreams they are almost always women

 

[KitKatApples]

Are you a woman?

 

[Lil Scamp]

Nah

 

[CleteyColgate]

What time is everyone tailgating tomorrow?

 

[Monster]

What time is everyone tailgating tomorrow?

There's really no way of knowing when everyone is tailgating. We're talking 70k people arriving between 6am and 230pm.

 

[Lee Beevers]

What time is everyone tailgating tomorrow?

Your moms being spit roasted in about 2 hours.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Damn, I was going to show up at 2:30. Earliest I can get there.

 

[Lil Scamp]

Damn, I was going to show up at 2:30. Earliest I can get there.

Your mom might be able to wait until then but odds are the Boyz won't

 

[26.2]

9 AM

 

[Stu Beagle]

My kid wants to check out the game day stuff. Will the FG kick thing be right by the main stage?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

My kid wants to check out the game day stuff. Will the FG kick thing be right by the main stage?

They are setting everything up on the pentacrest

 

[TJones3312]

 

[WCFHawkeye]

Unfortunately kid has a softball tournament in Washington, IA tomorrow. Taking two cars, I will go tonthe early tournament games, then head to Iowa City myself and join my brother, but no tailgating.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Fall ball is legit dumb.

 

[Debit One]

The entire country will be watching this one (at least the first half).

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Fall ball is legit dumb.

Not as dumb as fall ball in Kansas City.

 

[BBK]

Not as dumb as fall ball in Kansas City.

Your dad's balls fall

 

[SteadyEddy]

Is it bad if the tailgating has already commenced?

From one tavern hok to another.

 

[BBK]

Is it bad if the tailgating has already commenced?

From one tavern hok to another.

I'm about to get drunker than 10 indians tonight and tomorrow

 

[Thrawn II]

I'm about to get drunker than 10 indians tonight and tomorrow

Dot or feather?

 

[BBK]

Dot or feather?