**Official Wisconsin vs. Iowa Football Thread - 6:30pm - NBC**

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Hawkstrat said:
Cade is hurt. Kirk is annoyingly stubborn, but he isn't whatever the fuck you are accusing him of.
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I didn’t accuse anything? Hell I’m one of the few that has been on record saying he should get to decide when he retires. You are reading into something that isn’t there. That’s a you problem.
 
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DeJean would have been great in the red zone anyways. Phil P. won out here but I feel he could have been our best WR if he had played the position. He's just a great all around football player.
 
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Stu Beagle said:
So many cool possibilities with an all black uniform. Iowa will do the laziest and least exciting one possible
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There are so many possibilities with a uniform dominated by one color!
 
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Matt said:
I’ve learned from past mistakes...

I had been dating a girl in high school when I was a senior, we ate some tasty Mustards (RIP) and took a walk at Campbell Park. We got back to her parents house and again, my stomach rumbled and knew diarrhea was in my immediate future. Her parents had the average four bedroom two story suburb house. Being young and dumb, I made a big mistake and took a shit in their main bathroom right off the kitchen instead of going upstairs to her more private bathroom. Despite having diarrhea, I clogged the toilet somehow.

I spent 45 fucking minutes trying to unclog that god damn toilet and it wouldn’t budge at all, I waved the white flag and embarrassingly told her dad. Hardly anything flushed so the toilet was near overflowing with my diarrhea splattered everywhere in the bowl. The look on his face when he went into the bathroom, I’ll never forget it. He spent at least twenty minutes trying to unclog it before eventually getting an unbent wired hanger to get the job done. I sat in their family room in shame the entire time with my GF and her three sisters and mom watching the movie Blue Crush. A day I’ll never forget.
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BBK said:
Hardly anything flushed so the toilet was near overflowing with my diarrhea splattered everywhere in the bowl.
The look on his face when he went into the bathroom, I’ll never forget it. He spent at least twenty minutes trying to unclog it before eventually getting an unbent wired hanger to get the job done
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Monster

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I can't believe he hung around. Had I been able to actually secure a girlfriend in HS, and clogged her toilet, I would break up with her immediately and walk home, reinforcing the voice in my head that tells me repeatedly that I'm a worthless piece of shit. No way I could just sit there.
 
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And you people who have so little control of your bowels that you have to shit at your girlfriend's house. I just don't get it.

A guy went into the tiny one stall bathroom at the bar last night and just destroyed it, then casually went back to sit down at his table for the next round of trivia. If you have to shit so bad you actually shit at a bar, your night is over.
 
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Unfortunately I’ve discovered that is not the case for all too many human beings, almost exclusively males.
 
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