*Omnibus 2025-2026 College Basketball & Transfer Portal Thread*

[Thrawn II]

Illinois staff and support off the charts today, I count 26 total.

this is my new favourite doug bit (and he's 1000% correct)

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

ISU dropped their second consecutive game to an unranked opponent

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

ISU dropped their second consecutive game to an unranked opponent

Good for them. They deserve it.

 

[BBK]

Grand Canyon about to beat #23 Utah State (22 on Pomeroy)

 

[The Dad]

ISU dropped their second consecutive game to an unranked opponent

 

[Wanderer]

ISU dropped their second consecutive game to an unranked opponent

Nice little Saturday.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Nice little Saturday.

 

[Fletch]

Maryland led Penn St by 30 at halftime. Lead cut in half with still 13 to go.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Puff Johnson is AZ's alias when he checks in at the Blazing Saddle

No it isn’t.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

It's Hugh G Recrion

 

[BBK]

No it isn’t.

Fister Mantastic?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Fister Mantastic?

No.

 

[Thanksgiving Dinner]

Dick Sexum?

 

[BBK]

No.

John Cutesack?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

John Cutesack?

No.

 

[Herbie2]

Lil Mick Cronin?

 

[KitKatApples]

Amanda Hugginkiss?

 

[Wanderer]

Pat Maweeny?

 

[KitKatApples]

Richard Sukkington

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Lil Mick Cronin?

You look like Darth Vader after Luke pulls his mask off in Empire Strikes Back.

 

[Fletch]

John Cutesack?

 

[Herbie2]

You look like Darth Vader after Luke pulls his mask off in Empire Strikes Back.

Everyone knows that was Return of the Jedi.

LOSER!!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Never seen it.

 

[Thrawn II]

You knew about an event in a movie you hadn't seen but also got the movie wrong?!?!?

Do I sense a liar and scumbag being exposed?

 

[KitKatApples]

@douglasbader we have a possible OCC case

 

[douglasbader]

@douglasbader we have a possible OCC case

Nope. They are both doing a bit, the first part where AZMess mis-identifies the movie to total non-movie watcher Herbie2, and then Herbie2 responds with the correct movie as a rif on his bit of never seeing popular movies, and then AzMessDADAWG!!!! gives it right back by stealing his bit about not watching movies saying he's never seen it.

These are two veteran posters showing some top level inside knowledge with some light trolling and witty comedy.

OOC case denied.

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[AZmessDAWG]

You knew about an event in a movie you hadn't seen but also got the movie wrong?!?!?

Do I sense a liar and scumbag being exposed?

JFC

 

[BBK]

JFC

John Fuckin Cutesack?

 

[AZmessDAWG]

John Fuckin Cutesack?

Bout time.

 

[BBK]

I'm crying over here

 

[BBK]

We would probably win that game 4 times out of 5, but Minnesota doesn't suck, at least not anymore.

They are going to knock off a few more teams this year, and annoy the shit out of several others

 

[RiotFan]

That looked like a goal tend on OSU. Not called.

 

[BBK]

Gophers pooping theirselves in OT. They were up with under 1 to go

 

[L. Wade Childress]

That looked like a goal tend on OSU. Not called.

i thought the same. Can they not review that?

 

[RiotFan]

i thought the same. Can they not review that?

I think if they had called it then they can review it, but since they didn’t they can’t. Some weird rule like that.

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

Great game in LA...UCLA might pull this off.

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

Purdue goes down. That win over UCLA will be a good one for the Hawks in the end.

 

[ivan_drago]

Purdue goes down. That win over UCLA will be a good one for the Hawks in the end.

in the end lol hell yeah, suck it mick cronin

 

[Thrawn II]

Lmao.

Judge temporarily clears ex-Alabama basketball player who entered 2023 NBA Draft to return

Bediako's lawsuit follows a wave of former G League players and international pros joining college basketball this season.

www.nytimes.com

 

[Fletch]

The ncaa needs a backdoor mechanism to enforce this since the courts are going to tard it up.

I don’t know what the answer is and I’m not saying this is it, but maybe the rules committee can adopt something like any team that wins with a player that previously signed a professional contract get the value of the win reduced somehow. Or a forfeit. I know these examples aren’t perfect or reasonable , but there needs to be a heavy disincentive to use these players.

 

[douglasbader]

The ncaa needs a backdoor mechanism to enforce this since the courts are going to tard it up.

I don’t know what the answer is and I’m not saying this is it, but maybe the rules committee can adopt something like any team that wins with a player that previously signed a professional contract get the value of the win reduced somehow. Or a forfeit. I know these examples aren’t perfect or reasonable , but there needs to be a heavy disincentive to use these players.

That's @AZmessDAWG bat signal!!!!!

 

[AZmessDAWG]

That's my bat signal!!!!!

FIFY

 

[Shawneemicks]

The answer is simple. Let whoever the fuck wants to play, play.
The ncaa can just simply say which games count as official games. Courts can’t do shit about that

 

[Shawneemicks]

Play LeBron James if you want. Those games just won’t count towards anything. They’re exhibitions

 

[KitKatApples]

 

[Jim Tebow]

i think it's all fine if they were actually students. the fact that half the programs out there find a way for actual illiterates or borderline illiterates to be 'students' is the underlying flaw of the system. If Lebron or Rapey McRaperson former convict wants to come back and take english lit 101 or US History or whatever and actually make a semi-legit effort at doing that, that's fine and cool. Rapey McRaperson doesn't want to actually do that though so the system would actually work. Instead, McRaperson takes basket weaving 101 with an army of tutors, and now chatgpt, i assume, at the ready to assist. If we allow that, which we have for the last 40 years at least, that's the issue that is actually bugging all of you but you're all too dumb to realize it.

 

[Shawneemicks]

If I’m the ncaa….
Go ahead and sign, pay & play 12 pros from Europe or anyone you want we don’t care. They will be considered as exhibitions and do not count in consideration for post season play.
In order to qualify for our tournament you have to have played 20 games that we recognize.
Best wishes
The Two A

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Freeman is "out sick" tonight against Xavier

 

[Thrawn II]

Murray State appears to have 17 assistants including one guy who has been watching his laptop all game.