*** Omnibus Mac McCausland Tweet Appreciation Thread ***

[Talkin' Goat]

LOL I took a screenshot too because I knew the delete was coming. God Bless HaLo.

 

[champion_thedrinker]

Lol it took him all day to delete what he posted last night. Also, the girl he seemed to be creeping on that was celebrating her sobriety has suddenly protected her tweets.

Please tell me someone got a screen shot of the original tweet with the "Interesting!!"

 

[BngHawk]

LOL I took a screenshot too because I knew the delete was coming. God Bless HaLo.

As did I. We are professionals

 

[ivan_drago]

Fucking yikes Mac

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Google translate that shit

 

[turtley78]

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Man Mac is thuursty

 

[douglasbader]

He is always hitting on her.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

He is always hitting on her.

but why?

 

[L. Wade Childress]

but why?

in case you missed it, mac’s life strategy is “why not?”

 

[CamelTones]

 

[Revolver]

Say we go into a 2 week lockdown. How much booze would you guess Mac has on hand to ride this out?

 

[turtley78]

Say we go into a 2 week lockdown. How much booze would you guess Mac has on hand to ride this out?

Not enough

 

[BBK]

We would find out 10 days after when he starts posting coherently.

 

[HerkyHopeful]

 

[Fletch]

Someone get Mac a beer.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Has he ever actually watched The Book of Eli?

 

[KitKatApples]

Outside of Denzel Washington killing people with a sword that movie is pretty unrealistic

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Outside of Denzel Washington killing people with a sword that movie is pretty unrealistic

*machete

 

[BngHawk]

 

[JD720]

 

[douglasbader]

@tcondon you better fucking ask him about that tweet and finding the clit.

 

[CamelTones]

Thirsty.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Do you think Mac thinks Twitter is a DM app?

 

[douglasbader]

Do you think Mac thinks Twitter is a DM app?

I absolutely think he thinks if you message or respond to someone that they are the only one that can see it.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Old people using technology are funny

 

[HerkyHopeful]

Old people using technology are funny

Unless they're your coworkers.

 

[Revolver]

This is somehow his most absurd tweet yet IMO.

 

[hawkeyealum]

I absolutely think he thinks if you message or respond to someone that they are the only one that can see it.

Maybe his dipshit son should help him out

 

[douglasbader]

Maybe his dipshit son should help him out

Fuck that!!

 

[hawkeyealum]

Back when Kent lived in KC A friend of mine walked up to him at a bar one night and told him he would never be the three point shooter Kingsbury was. Kent’s friends were pissed and his girlfriend (now wife) started crying

 

[Talkin' Goat]

This is somehow his most absurd tweet yet IMO.

No. Not even close. Just look at this thread.

 

[Revolver]

No. Not even close. Just look at this thread.

I think you missed it.

 

[Fletch]

Back when Kent lived in KC A friend of mine walked up to him at a bar one night and told him he would never be the three point shooter Kingsbury was. Kent’s friends were pissed and his girlfriend (now wife) started crying

This sounds made up.

 

[douglasbader]

Back when Kent lived in KC A friend of mine walked up to him at a bar one night and told him he would never be the three point shooter Kingsbury was. Kent’s friends were pissed and his girlfriend (now wife) started crying

Did your friend realize Kent was a better three point shooter than Kingsbury?

 

[hawkeyealum]

Did your friend realize Kent was a better three point shooter than Kingsbury?

He was hammered and an Iowa state fan. I don’t think he cared. Was quite amusing though

 

[thrawn]

He was hammered and an Iowa state fan. I don’t think he cared. Was quite amusing though

Power and Light!!!

 

[hawkeyealum]

Power and Light!!!

Um no.

 

[hoosh]

He was hammered and an Iowa state fan. I don’t think he cared. Was quite amusing though

Friend sounds like a douche

 

[Fletch]

That story is bullshit. Didn’t happen, at least not the way described.

 

[hawkeyealum]

That story is bullshit. Didn’t happen, at least not the way described.

Its not bullshit. Why on earth would I make up a ten year old story about Kent fucking mccausland

 

[26.2]

Its not bullshit. Why on earth would I make up a ten year old story about Kent fucking mccausland

Fletch loves to call bullshit on interesting stories because his life is so boring, it's hard for him to believe anything cool happens to anyone.

 

[KitKatApples]

Yes a trait Fletch is well known for around here

 

[Monster]

Its not bullshit. Why on earth would I make up a ten year old story about Kent fucking mccausland

I don't think you made it up. However, it does sound like you omitted several key details. How much had you been drinking that night?

 

[Fletch]

Its not bullshit. Why on earth would I make up a ten year old story about Kent fucking mccausland

His girlfriend didn’t start crying because some drunk fuck said her boyfriend wasn’t as good of a shooter as Kingsbury.

 

[Fletch]

Fletch loves to call bullshit on interesting stories because his life is so boring, it's hard for him to believe anything cool happens to anyone.

 

[hawkeyealum]

His girlfriend didn’t start crying because some drunk fuck said her boyfriend wasn’t as good of a shooter as Kingsbury.

She did because some random guy went out of his way to be an absolute dick to Kent, who is actually a pretty nice guy. The crying was probably the end result of people being intoxicated and puffing their chests out like dipshits

I know this because I awkwardly apologized for his actions but carry on.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Kent is a good dude. His family has been through quite a bit.

 

[KitKatApples]

It'd be nice if Iowa Sate fans would quit accosting him and his girlfriend