**Oral Anal vs. Iowa Basketball - 11/15/19 - 7pm - BTN+**

[douglasbader]

Iowa wins or maybe not. Who fucking cares.

 

[Jimmie Dimmick]

Friday

 

[UnKnOwN_SeRb]

BTN+? Awesome

 

[Harlan]

Iowa wins or maybe not. Who fucking cares.

IowaFan!!

 

[douglasbader]

Iowa wins or maybe not. Who fucking cares.

IowaFan!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Adam Spanich isn’t walking through that door.

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Lol wtf

 

[CurdMan]

Halo is such a bizarre, fucking weird place. The fact that any of us stumbled upon this site and decided that this was a good place to return to is troubling

 

[hawkeyealum]

I’m driving back for the football game this weekend. Thinking about attending this shitshow in person too.

I’ll bring some butterscotch hard candies to hand out to the regular attendees

 

[Geese]

Don't. Care.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Don't. Care.

Yes. You. Do.

 

[Geese]

Maybe. A. Little.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

This won’t be the first time I’ll wake up in Iowa City on gameday and regret Oral from the night before.

 

[douglasbader]

This won’t be the first time I’ll wake up in Iowa City on gameday and regret Oral from the night before.

Your boyfriend said he didn't mean to shoot early.

 

[hawkeyealum]

This won’t be the first time I’ll wake up in Iowa City on gameday and regret Oral from the night before.

Did he leave a pube in your mouth?

 

[BngHawk]

I’m fucking drunk. This game does not fuck

 

[Soda Popinski]

I’m fucking drunk. This game does not fuck

On a Tuesday ?

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I’m fucking drunk. This game does not fuck

On a Tuesday ?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Got the bung goin up on a Tuesday

 

[Mo T]

I’m fucking drunk. This game does not fuck

On a Tuesday ?

Alcohol is a gift from God that should be evenly distributed amongst the days of the week.

 

[Stu Beagle]

Sweet, the game is on BTN+. Great excuse to do anything else

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I’m fucking drunk. This game does not fuck

On a Tuesday ?

Alcohol is a gift from God that should be evenly distributed amongst the days of the week.

The term “distributed” would indicate that there is some sort of weekly limit on consumption.

 

[kauskas]

It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.

 

[Big Tuna]

It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.

You know what else would be interesting? You talking about how you want a big cock to tickle your prostate. Weirdo.

 

[KitKatApples]

Seems like that should be a separate thread

 

[Fletch]

It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.

You know what else would be interesting? You talking about how you want a big cock to tickle your prostate. Weirdo.

You’re the weirdo for thinking that’d be interesting.

I bet you have the picture of @mac50702 ’s butthole saved on your phone.

 

[Big Tuna]

It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.

You know what else would be interesting? You talking about how you want a big cock to tickle your prostate. Weirdo.

You’re the weirdo for thinking that’d be interesting.

I bet you have the picture of @mac50702 ’s butthole saved on your phone.

Woooosssshhh

 

[ClintWalker]

Any tickets still available?

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Any tickets still available?

Not sure if srs

 

[ClintWalker]

Any tickets still available?

Not sure if srs

Come on man!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I am not going over until Saturday so I know of at least four. Who knows though, may be sold out beyond that.

 

[Tugboat]

It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.

Don’t forget about El Wade telling us that the best player on the court is a slow, awful shooting, point guard that wouldn’t start for another Big Douche team.

 

[BngHawk]

Any tickets still available?

Not sure if srs

Come on man!

Phrasing

 

[Wanderer]

You guys may want to look for me in the front row.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

It could be really fascinating in the postgame part of this thread if HiawathaHawk breaks down the limited skillset of some clunky ass 6’9 Iowa wingman, and then doug chimes in and speculates that this team should be tourney ready by 2022. Then someone else could peek at the 2025 incoming recruiting class and add that Zachary Boley from Boone is going to fill some needs.

Don’t forget about El Wade telling us that the best player on the court is a slow, awful shooting, point guard that wouldn’t start for another Big Douche team.

It’s pronounced WAH-day

 

[ClintWalker]

I feel a Hawkeye victory in the offing.

 

[The Dad]

I feel a Hawkeye victory in the offing.

This team makes me feel like offing myself would be a huge victory.

 

[Revolver]

You guys may want to look for me in the front row.

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No offense, but I’d rather see Jennifer Love Hewitt in the front row.

 

[Shpadoinkle]

 

[BBK]

You guys may want to look for me in the front row.

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No offense, but I’d rather see Jennifer Love Hewitt in the front row.

I'd rather see her balding my knob.

 

[Revolver]

You guys may want to look for me in the front row.

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No offense, but I’d rather see Jennifer Love Hewitt in the front row.

I'd rather see her balding my knob.

 

[brantshawks]

You guys may want to look for me in the front row.

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No offense, but I’d rather see Jennifer Love Hewitt in the front row.

I'd rather see her balding my knob.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Chatbox full.... for those of you that can afford the $10 to watch online.

 

[Hawkstrat]

 

[brantshawks]

Chatbox full.... for those of you that can afford the $10 to watch online.

I can afford $10, I will not pay $10 to watch this.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Chatbox full.... for those of you that can afford the $10 to watch online.

I can afford $10, I will not pay $10 to watch this.

Dude, we know. You're a diehard Nebrantska Cornhusker.

 

[Revolver]

I don’t know Don. But he seems like such a dumb prick.

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Spread was 12.5

bohannon 3 in last minute gives Hawks 13 point victory.

Gambling on college hoops not for the weak.

 

[HawkBall23]

Great game from Luka (offensively) and nice to see Nunge produce something other than frustration-based cursing from the fanbase.

But I won't even complain about the defense. Because its been 10 years, and we get what we get from a FM-coached team. IE, a highly-functional offense and not much more than 5 live bodies on the other end.

 

[CamelTones]

Pemsl and Evalyn don't bring a whole lot to the team. bohannon looked pretty good. Connor looked good. Joe T got Fran'd.

I think Wieskamp got taken out of the game by Garza basically scoring every time down the floor for about 20 minutes.