**Southeastern Louisiana vs. Iowa Basketball Thread - 12/21/21 -7:00pm - BTN**

[douglasbader]

Iowa is #26 in KenPom with the #4 offense and #111 defense.

Southeastern Louisiana is #314 with the #300 offense and #300 defense.

Don't forget to wear your ugly sweaters to the game!

 

[kenos]

Don't forget to wear your ugly sweaters to the game!

I'll be there in spirit.

 

[CleteyColgate]

Iowa is #26 in KenPom with the #4 offense and #111 defense.

Southeastern Louisiana is #314 with the #300 offense and #300 defense.

Don't forget to wear your ugly sweaters to the game!

This might be Fran's worst defensive team yet. Bottom 5 for sure

 

[kenos]

This might be Fran's worst defensive team yet. Bottom 5 for sure

The lack of a legitimate interior anchor hurts. They've got athleticism and length, and except for Pat and JoBo, the 1-4 slots can defend reasonably. No rim protector, and no one to call out the switches. This team would be average defensively with a competent 5.

 

[douglasbader]

It is what it is. They will struggle against teams with size and boat race teams that don't have size or super athletic guards.

 

[douglasbader]

I think they win 7 of their next 8 games going into the home game against Purdue.

They win the next 2 crap games, beat Maryland at home and split the games against Wisconsin / Indiana, beat Minnesota / Rutgers / Penn State.

Should have a chance at home against Purdue despite their size.

 

[Debit One]

I'll be there in spirit.

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[The Incredible Hawk]

It is what it is. They will struggle against teams with size and boat race teams that don't have size or super athletic guards.

Are you implying the crackers from Utah State were not athletic?!

 

[Will McCoy]

I'll be there in spirit.

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This guy fucks.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

 

[Fletch]

I think they win 7 of their next 8 games going into the home game against Purdue.

They win the next 2 crap games, beat Maryland at home and split the games against Wisconsin / Indiana, beat Minnesota / Rutgers / Penn State.

Should have a chance at home against Purdue despite their size.

No.

 

[douglasbader]

No.

Ok, Shawnee Jr.

 

[Fletch]

Ok, Shawnee Jr.

5-3 is most likely outcome.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Ok, Shawnee Jr.

Low blow dog

 

[douglasbader]

5-3 is most likely outcome.

Nobody said a fucking thing about most likely.

 

[douglasbader]

Low blow dog

I know, somehow Feltch is actually way worse than you.

Sorry buddy. Won't happen again.

 

[hoosh]

I'll be there in spirit.

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I love that you block your eyes out. As if some poster here would be like “hey I think that’s that my silly ass looking neighbor Jack but I can’t be sure if it’s him or not.”

 

[kenos]

I love that you block your eyes out. As if some poster here would be like “hey I think that’s that my silly ass looking neighbor Jack but I can’t be sure if it’s him or not.”

there are over 600 different species of onions

 

[Will McCoy]

there are over 600 different species of onions

I bet one could significantly narrow down the number of onion species that have this specific combination of charisma, locks of lucious handsome hair, and that balling sweater.

 

[Monster]

there are over 600 different species of onions

And they all give me heartburn.

 

[Fletch]

Nobody said a fucking thing about most likely.

Get pissed!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I watched the replay last night and came to the conclusion that we should all panic because the team did not look quite as good when Murray‘s ankle was hurting

 

[Hawkstrat]

"I think X."

'I never said X was most likely.'

The RATT sperm meeting the RATT egg.

 

[douglasbader]

"I think X."

'I never said X was most likely.'

The RATT sperm meeting the RATT egg.

Sorry that Iowa was able to win another game this year. I know how much that must have hurt you.

 

[Hawkstrat]

Sorry that Iowa was able to win another game this year. I know how much that must have hurt you.

I think it's neat that I can mock you with the stupid shit you actually say, while you need to make shit up.

 

[Shawneemicks]

 

[douglasbader]

I think it's neat that I can mock you with the stupid shit you actually say, while you need to make shit up.

Except you just made shit up in that last post, so in reality I'm just copying your stupid shit.

 

[TurdBurgler]

His ankle hurting coincided with basically the only time they have played anyone decent. Its a real worry -- they will beat down on their shitty non con schedule and then face reality in the douche.

SE LA is #313 on kenpom so this should be another doozy. Spread is -28.5 right now, and o/u (only) 155.5 or 92-64.

 

[J1973s]

With “Hilton Magic” the Clowns beat these guys 77-43 the other night.

 

[Greg Obrecht]

*77-54

 

[J1973s]

Thanks. That was based OMOFR.

 

[rodg12]

Got bumped off BTN+

 

[Shawneemicks]

Fran already on his European Christmas vacation?

 

[douglasbader]

Is it because the Wisconsin game was cancelled?

 

[J1973s]

Not sure

 

[Hawk&Balls]

Supposedly Michigan and Ohio state?

 

[26.2]

Is it because the Wisconsin game was cancelled?

Yes

 

[Stu Beagle]

No one has ever been satisfied with paying for BTN+

 

[Dr. Zaius]

Update thread title pls

 

[26.2]

I can watch the game now! Yay!

 

[CamelTones]

If I had to guess, on the season, Patrick is shooting 100% on his first 3 attempt of every game and 0% on every other 3 attempt.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Fuckin' Ash is in the game for like three minutes and has more shot attempts than Kris Murray, Joe T, and Ulis.

 

[HawkBall23]

Got bumped off BTN+

This will teach me for not paying attention and shit...... only saw the last 2+ minutes of ugly mop up time because I believed the game was only on BTN+.

Still nice to know they didn't struggle vs a really bad team.

 

[Kamala]

This will teach me for not paying attention and shit...... only saw the last 2+ minutes of ugly mop up time because I believed the game was only on BTN+.

Still nice to know they didn't struggle vs a really bad team.

The first 38 minutes weren’t really any more interesting

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

I actually like Patrick and think he has a lot of upside but he pretty much NEVER crashes the glass. I have ten minutes to go in the 2nd half yet but you can NOT have a super long 6'9" wing that refuses to go get rebounds. So soft.

 

[MikeyJoe]

Fuckin' Ash is in the game for like three minutes and has more shot attempts than Kris Murray, Joe T, and Ulis.

Ash is shooting 21% from 3 for the year.

 

[douglasbader]

Ash is shooting 21% from 3 for the year.

He's an absolute fucking clown. The Max Pooper of the basketball team.

 

[CamelTones]

This is the type of game to mixup lineups but we’re 12 games into the season and I have no idea what the rotations will look like in Big Ten play. Connor played point guard for a significant portion of the second half.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I actually like Patrick and think he has a lot of upside but he pretty much NEVER crashes the glass. I have ten minutes to go in the 2nd half yet but you can NOT have a super long 6'9" wing that refuses to go get rebounds. So soft.

we are running out much more this year trying to get transition chances. This is the fastest we’ve played since 2014.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

we are running out much more this year trying to get transition chances. This is the fastest we’ve played since 2014.

Sound strategy.