**Southeastern Louisiana vs. Iowa Basketball Thread - 12/21/21 -7:00pm - BTN**

[L. Wade Childress]

Sound strategy.

Wieskamp was a really good rebounder. Luka slowed things down. It makes sense to play to your talent.

 

[Billy Butters]

This is the type of game to mixup lineups but we’re 12 games into the season and I have no idea what the rotations will look like in Big Ten play. Connor played point guard for a significant portion of the second half.

Agreed, it was really important to make sure Toussaint and Ulis didn't get their 4th fouls midway through the 2nd though. Fran is so fucking weird about fouls.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

And that's bullshit, specifically for Patrick. Watch him. He didn't crash the offensive glass AT ALL. I watched him specifically tonight when he was in, he's not running outand he's not crashing the offensive glass. He just floats wherever he's at.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

If your starting five is 6'8", 6'8", and 6'9", that's more than big enough to not GET RAPED rebounding the ball. You might not be great at it but most of it is just not playing soft as fuck.

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

Patrick has played 210 minutes and has 4 offensive rebounds. Jesus.

 

[douglasbader]

If you drew an illustration of two guys blowing each other, it would look like Austin Ash's shot.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Patrick has played 210 minutes and has 4 offensive rebounds. Jesus.

sounds like he is getting the guys great looks if they have only missed 4 shots when he’s in.

 

[Herbie2]

I actually like Patrick and think he has a lot of upside but he pretty much NEVER crashes the glass. I have ten minutes to go in the 2nd half yet but you can NOT have a super long 6'9" wing that refuses to go get rebounds. So soft.

He's been called for 5 fouls in 210 minutes.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

He's an absolute fucking clown. The Max Pooper of the basketball team.

I don’t care if he was a walk-on, no person on a division I roster should have a shot that looks like that. Just embarrassing. His shot makes Connor and Patrick look like Jimmy Chitwood.

 

[J1973s]

He's an absolute fucking clown. The Max Pooper of the basketball team.

Much more of a clown than Max P

 

[hawkeyealum]

He's been called for 5 fouls in 210 minutes.

Holy fuck I thought that was a joke

 

[Herbie2]

Much more of a clown than Max P

 

[CamelTones]

The only times I notice Patrick on defense are when he’s leaving a guy wide open for 3 in the corner or when he has his back turned to the ball and the person with it throws a pass an inch over Patrick’s head to the person he’s guarding.

I honestly don’t know of a player to compare him to.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Keith Van Horrible

 

[26.2]

He's an absolute fucking clown. The Max Pooper of the basketball team.

Reminds me of your role on your illegal intramural team

 

[douglasbader]

Reminds me of your role on your illegal intramural team

I was a fucking STUD.

 

[J1973s]

View attachment 32391I saw him at a Dubuque Packers game in the late 60’s.

 

[26.2]

I was a fucking STUD.

You were probably the only Iowa student on the squad

 

[douglasbader]

You were probably the only Iowa student on the squad

Everyone was a student.

 

[ClintWalker]

I actually like Patrick and think he has a lot of upside but he pretty much NEVER crashes the glass. I have ten minutes to go in the 2nd half yet but you can NOT have a super long 6'9" wing that refuses to go get rebounds. So soft.

Probably not a lot of defense or rebounding going on at the McCaffrey driveway pick up games of years gone bye.

 

[Herky823]

I love that you block your eyes out. As if some poster here would be like “hey I think that’s that my silly ass looking neighbor Jack but I can’t be sure if it’s him or not.”

All superman does is put glasses on. Works for him

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

Everyone was a student.

Were they students at the time?

 

[Fletch]

Intramurals? Lulz. Somehow, this is worse than softball guy.

 

[26.2]

Everyone was a student.

You really want to go down this road again?

 

[Shawneemicks]

Here we go.
really hope you two lovebirds mix it up a lil better today. Yesterday was just sad.

 

[douglasbader]

You really want to go down this road again?

Absolutely. Bring it the fuck on.

 

[Thomas Wolsey]

LFG!!!!

 

[Shawneemicks]

Not an encouraging start guys

 

[Talkin' Goat]

Were they students at the time?

*SATT

 

[6deuce]

Were they students at the time?

You should probably add "at Iowa" to that statement.

 

[Debit One]

 

[brantshawks]

Magic 8 ball, can any other thread out retard this one this morning?

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

This is interesting...

 

[AZmessDAWG]

That’s gotta be a joke.

 

[Fletch]

That’s gotta be a joke.

Not sure.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Assistant SID from SE Louisiana lulz

 

[CamelTones]

 

[HiawathaHawk]

That guy is going crazy. Wild. Just ranting about how irrelevant Iowa is, tagging some random dudes account when daring people to report him to their A.D. One time he claimed fans were throwing racial slurs at the guy ejected.

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

Pat Harty: The Voice of Reason

 

[YugoslavianMountainHound]

That guy is going crazy. Wild. Just ranting about how irrelevant Iowa is, tagging some random dudes account when daring people to report him to their A.D. One time he claimed fans were throwing racial slurs at the guy ejected.

Was BF sitting courtside?

 

[wondergrape]

Everybody calm the fuck down

 

[BBK]

Everybody calm the fuck down

Fuck you, Señor Rape

 

[wondergrape]

Fuck you, Señor Rape

You wanna taste, party boy?

 

[HiawathaHawk]

“Make me a hero!” he says. Iowa is irrelevant in every sport unlike Iowa State he says. None of these Iowa tough guys were willing to fight him last night. He won!

 

[BuffettHawk]

 

[ivan_drago]

Gonna be hard to find another $32,000 a year job

 

[Greg Obrecht]

The I am a giant douche has never been labeled as soft. In fact, it’s quite the opposite. How many times have we heard that the I am a giant douche does poorly in the tourney because the officials don’t let them get away with the grab and hold shit that happens during conference play.

 

[Lee Beevers]

Gonna be hard to find another $32,000 a year job

You gonna take that @Hawk&Balls ?

 

[26.2]

Gonna be hard to find another $32,000 a year job

There would be one available in CF if you ever got promoted

 

[douglasbader]

Lol, this really would be like if Valpo went bonkers on twitter.

Also, this guy really loves Iowa State.