**2015 Iowa Hawkeye Football Season Thread**

[AZmessDAWG]

Kurt and Garta, as dumb as it is, I get. The Bert thing I don't.

Sounds fat. Rhymes with Kurt.

Garta won't work for Bert, though.

Gotcha. Just as dumb.

 

[Shawneemicks]

Embrace the Bert.

Let him take you.

 

[douglasbader]

Kurt and Garta, as dumb as it is, I get. The Bert thing I don't.

Sounds fat. Rhymes with Kurt.

Garta won't work for Bert, though.

Gotcha. Just as dumb.

Oh, you are such a man of high sensibilities.

 

[Geese]

Sounds fat. Rhymes with Kurt.

Garta won't work for Bert, though.

Gotcha. Just as dumb.

Oh, you are such a man of high sensibilities.

He's a real man of genius.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Sounds fat. Rhymes with Kurt.

Garta won't work for Bert, though.

Gotcha. Just as dumb.

Oh, you are such a man of high sensibilities.

+1

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Gotcha. Just as dumb.

Oh, you are such a man of high sensibilities.

He's a real man of genius.

+2

 

[Kamala]

#BringBertHome

Good Lord. They're calling him Bert too. Duuuuumb.

It would be hilarious if Bret revealed years from now he was interested in the Iowa job, but hated the fanbase calling him Bert. Hilarious.

I completely disagree with you @HaMo. I don't think that would be very funny at all. I think it would be sad.

 

[Geese]

#BringBertHome

Good Lord. They're calling him Bert too. Duuuuumb.

It would be hilarious if Bret revealed years from now he was interested in the Iowa job, but hated the fanbase calling him Bert. Hilarious.

I completely disagree with you @HaMo. I don't think that would be very funny at all. I think it would be sad.

He was joking.

 

[Kamala]

Good Lord. They're calling him Bert too. Duuuuumb.

It would be hilarious if Bret revealed years from now he was interested in the Iowa job, but hated the fanbase calling him Bert. Hilarious.

I completely disagree with you @HaMo. I don't think that would be very funny at all. I think it would be sad.

He was joking.

Oh

 

[C.A.jones]

Bert is disrespectful just as Kurt and Garta is intended to be.

 

[AZmessDAWG]

Bert is disrespectful just as Kurt and Garta is intended to be.

Which is weird considering the boner he gives everyone around here.

 

[C.A.jones]

Bert is disrespectful just as Kurt and Garta is intended to be.

Which is weird considering the boner he gives everyone around here.

Seems rather odd to me. Should be a dedicated Bert thread "All things Bert".

 

[douglasbader]

It is pretty obvious that the BHGP guys read this board, right?

That isn't a TH1972 joke either.

 

[BuffettHawk]

Im gonna end up fucking @BuffettHawk and i dont even care.

Bert or bust boyz

 

[Jack 10]

It is pretty obvious that the BHGP guys read this board, right?

That isn't a TH1972 joke either.

It's obvious unless you're a dipshit

 

[Monster]

da fuck happened here

It looks like he fell.

 

[Hawkstrat]

I can attest that it's pretty obvious even if you are a dipshit.

 

[Gushawk]

I definitely mean only affection, and intend no insult or disrespect, when Bert passes my lips or digits.

 

[Shawneemicks]

I definitely mean only affection, and intend no insult or disrespect, when Bert passes my lips or digits.

Amen

 

[FrodoTBaggin]

It is pretty obvious that the BHGP guys read this board, right?

That isn't a TH1972 joke either.

Suck my penus, homos!

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

 

[Stu Beagle]

It is pretty obvious that the BHGP guys read this board, right?

That isn't a TH1972 joke either.

Whatever happened to Planned Sick Days? He writes occasionally for BHGP and used to post here

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I've never actually navigated to BHGP intentionally. they seem to try a little too hard. is it worth a regular read?

 

[valp0]

I've never actually navigated to BHGP intentionally. they seem to try a little too hard.

 

[Match34]

It is pretty obvious that the BHGP guys read this board, right?

That isn't a TH1972 joke either.

Whatever happened to Planned Sick Days? He writes occasionally for BHGP and used to post here

 

[C.A.jones]

It's one thing to have a flock of yahoo's on Halo Berting it up but to have any old soybean hawkeye fan calling him Bert is unconscionable.

 

[Slanderous]

It's one thing to have a flock of yahoo's on Halo Berting it up but to have any old soybean hawkeye fan calling him Bert is unconscionable.

The horror!

 

[Talkin' Goat]

I bet Bert could kick Ronda Rousey's ass.

 

[RecreationalGynecologist]

The season opener cannot come fast enough

 

[KitKatApples]

Yea it can.

 

[C.A.jones]

I bet Bert could kick Ronda Rousey's ass.

I bet he could eat 24 White Castles.

 

[BngHawk]

Bert can have all the faggy dogs he wants as long as he brings tha winz.

 

[C-3PO]

I bet Bert could kick Ronda Rousey's ass.

I bet he could eat 24 White Castles.

That sounds good right now.

 

[Monster]

Is 24 a lot?

 

[C.A.jones]

Is 24 a lot?

Not for Bert.

Google Bret Bielema and this is what you get.

1. Bret Bielema
   Football coach
2. Bret Arnold "Bert" Bielema is an American college football coach and current head coach at Arkansas. Bielema previously served as head coach at Wisconsin, a position he held from 2006 to 2012, achieving a 68–24 record. Wikipedia
3. Born: January 13, 1970 (age 45), Prophetstown, IL
4. Nationality: American
5. Spouse: Jennifer Hielsberg (m. 2012)
6. Team: Arkansas Razorbacks football
7. Past teams coached: Wisconsin Badgers football (Head coach, 2006–2012)
8. Education: University of Iowa

 

[Gushawk]

Sweet, sweet validation.

 

[Lime]

Kurt/Bert are HaLo's version of CPR and CFH. I bet Chris Williams would get a kick out of Bert.

 

[Gushawk]

I hope CW and CF get to suck Bert's BSC some day, if you're picking up what I'm laying down.

 

[BBK]

Big sexy cock?

 

[TH1974]

Big sexy cock?

Sloppy.

 

[TH1974]

Sweaty.

 

[Tugboat]

Swinging.

 

[Gushawk]

sweaty

 

[KitKatApples]

Someone was about to post sircumcised. You answered to quick Gus.

 

[Kamala]

Burly sumptuous cankles?

 

[BngHawk]

The correct answer is: Bacon-Soaked Cock.

 

[douglasbader]

BTN had the 2008 Penn State vs. Iowa game on last night and I recorded it. A couple things.....

- Can't believe that was 7 years ago already. Seems like yesterday.
- That team could be a mother fucker when they wanted to. So much talent and the Defense was nasty and tried to hurt people.
- How beautiful it was to see a team with an actual running back. That line and Shonn Greene were so good.
- Iowa should have been 12-1 that year. Gave away all 4 of those losses and Stanzi simply wasn't ready early enough and they had too many offensive lapses.
- 2008-2010 Iowa should have lost about 4 games total.

It would be great to see this years team have a running game again.

 

[jabberjaw]

Stanzi appeared to be ready in the Pitt game in which he was benched.

 

[Stu Beagle]

BTN had the 2008 Penn State vs. Iowa game on last night and I recorded it. A couple things.....

- Can't believe that was 7 years ago already. Seems like yesterday.
- That team could be a mother fucker when they wanted to. So much talent and the Defense was nasty and tried to hurt people.
- How beautiful it was to see a team with an actual running back. That line and Shonn Greene were so good.
- Iowa should have been 12-1 that year. Gave away all 4 of those losses and Stanzi simply wasn't ready early enough and they had too many offensive lapses.
- 2008-2010 Iowa should have lost about 4 games total.

It would be great to see this years team have a running game again.

Hi

 

[nolookpass]

CJs balls clang like cymbals. He has a Tate like year only better and the Hawks go nine and three at worst