**2017–18 Offseason Thread**

[Hawk&Balls]

Come at me @Trey Kohn

 

[L. Wade Childress]

I mean shit I bet that robot qb machine has got his dick rubbed at the union at least once since he’s been there.

 

[Hawk&Balls]

I mean shit I bet that robot qb machine has got his dick rubbed at the union at least once since he’s been there.

Why does the robot qb have a penus

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

I mean shit I bet that robot qb machine has got his dick rubbed at the union at least once since he’s been there.

Why does the robot qb have a penus

Mr. Garrison invented it.

 

[foxhawks]

Hockenson is really fucking good. This is the best combo of TE's that Iowa has ever had.

2002 roster had 3 NFL TE’s and one of them was Dallas fucking Clark, you dumb fuck.

**This statement made with the sole intention to fire up Douglas**

**Fuck you, Doug!!**

 

[The Tin Man]

PSA: Iowa/OSU replay about to start on BTN

 

[BBK]

Why does Nate Stanley look like Private Pyle in every media day photo I have seen of him? He looks like he's put on some weight.

 

[6deuce]

PSA: Iowa/OSU replay about to start on BTN

LOL WTF Rastetter

 

[brantshawks]

PSA: Iowa/OSU replay about to start on BTN

You da real mvp today.

My first rewatch of the game since seeing it live.

 

[Bob Sanders]

There is a commercial-free replay on Youtube all of the time.

 

[sergeanthulka]

PSA: Iowa/OSU replay about to start on BTN

You da real mvp today.

My first rewatch of the game since seeing it live.

LOL. I rewatched it 5 times the morning after...

 

[Kamala]

Touchdown Iowa!

 

[Kamala]

Go Hawks

 

[RazHawk]

https://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/07/25/iowas-strength-coach-nets-raise-makes-him-higher-paid-than-nearly-three-dozen-fbs-head-coaches/amp/

 

[Hawk_Kegmasters]

That’s gotta be a pretty sweet gig right there.

 

[L. Wade Childress]

Doyle is also executive director of football operations

 

[Gushawk]

Why does Nate Stanley look like Private Pyle in every media day photo I have seen of him? He looks like he's put on some weight.

Not a beautiful man, but that arm is all I can see. I get all worked up just thinking about it powering that pigskin into tight windows.

 

[BBK]

Why does Nate Stanley look like Private Pyle in every media day photo I have seen of him? He looks like he's put on some weight.

Not a beautiful man, but that arm is all I can see. I get all worked up just thinking about it powering that pigskin into tight windows.

Seems gay.

 

[Gushawk]

Why does Nate Stanley look like Private Pyle in every media day photo I have seen of him? He looks like he's put on some weight.

Not a beautiful man, but that arm is all I can see. I get all worked up just thinking about it powering that pigskin into tight windows.

Seems gay.

Very.

 

[BBK]

Lest we not forget that nearly every Ferentz QB gets worse throughout the course of his collegiate career.

Just saying, expectations and all.

 

[The Incredible Hawk]

https://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2018/07/25/iowas-strength-coach-nets-raise-makes-him-higher-paid-than-nearly-three-dozen-fbs-head-coaches/amp/

Those are shitty programs they are referencing. They don’t deserve to be paid more than Doyle.

 

[Gushawk]

Lest we not forget that nearly every Ferentz QB gets worse throughout the course of his collegiate career.

Just saying, expectations and all.

 

[douglasbader]

@MikeyJoe @BuffettHawk fucking lock this thread and let's use the new thread!!!!!!

 

[HawkLax6]

Lest we not forget that nearly every Ferentz QB gets worse throughout the course of his collegiate career.

Just saying, expectations and all.

 

[fuisu98]

Lest we not forget that nearly every Ferentz QB gets worse throughout the course of his collegiate career.

Just saying, expectations and all.

Seems to me you also have expectations beebs.

 

[BBK]

Lest we not forget that nearly every Ferentz QB gets worse throughout the course of his collegiate career.

Just saying, expectations and all.

Seems to me you also have expectations beebs.

My only expectation is to temper my expectations.

 

[fuisu98]

Lest we not forget that nearly every Ferentz QB gets worse throughout the course of his collegiate career.

Just saying, expectations and all.

Seems to me you also have expectations beebs.

My only expectation is to temper my expectations.

Actually it seems your expectation is that a trend will continue in perpetuity.

 

[BBK]

Seems to me you also have expectations beebs.

My only expectation is to temper my expectations.

Actually it seems your expectation is that a trend will continue in perpetuity.

Just identifying an unsettling trend while educating.

Always educating.

 

[ISUFan98]

I can't believe you called the office and did this.

Come on man.

I still can't believe he actually said he did it.

LMAO.

 

[douglasbader]

I still can't believe he actually said he did it.

LMAO.

He's a good sport for telling it, and especially revealing the guy on the phone basically called him a dumbass.

 

[StinkyMcFadden]

He's a good sport for telling it, and especially revealing the guy on the phone basically called him a dumbass.

A good sport or a guy thinking Halo would say, "Hey, that's a great idea. Why would they say that?"